RH3 SOCIAL: Flotapoloza...Flotopia….Flotilla….Floatiefest To paint the Rock!

In a continual quest to find reasons to drink together we shall attack the river in numbers to claim a local landmark. We will put in at two locations on the Schuylkill one a bit further up for the A type paddlers and one a bit closer for those that wish to float slow. We will all meet at the rock to paint, eat drink and be hashers!

THIS IS NOT A TRAIL….it’s a social dammit! So spread the word NON Hashers welcome!!

Info

For the A type paddlers – Jim Dietrich Park will be the start location for kayaks and canoes. It is a 9 mile paddle from this start location to the rock. According to a top ranking guide in our kennel a typical paddle is 4 to 5 MPH so this should take you just under 2 hours. For this group we will meet at Brentwood by 11AM!! Don’t be late. We will leave some car back vehicles and head to Jim Dietrich for a noon launch. This puts us to the rock around 2.

For the floaters – RACC will be the starting location for this float. Anything that will get you down the river will work. A $ store inner tube is not recommended. From RACC it is 1.7 miles to the rock. The same profession guide thinks floaters will go about 1 mile per hour. So this section will take you about 1 hour and a 45 mins. This group will meet at Brentwood by 11:30AM!! Group up as needed leave car backs and head to RACC for a 12:15 Launch. This should also put you to the rock by 2PM. FYI: The A types will be hunting you down!!

Obviously there is not enough parking for 40 tubes and kayaks at the rock. The shore on the RIGHT of the rock when coming down stream is shallower and has places to park your stuff. The LEFT of the rock when coming down stream is deeper and much faster moving water. Communicate and work together and it will be all good!

This is 100% a non-supported event. We will float some beer, sandwiches, orange crunchy stuff and paint to the rock. EVERYTHING else is up to you. If you need a floating device let us know and we may be able to help you out. You want a kayak or canoe. Get your own. If you want beer and snacks on your floating device, bring your own. Sunblock….yep on you also. There will be a post below to help coordinate the car pool options and such but again we will need to work together and get the rides worked out.

You are responsible for you own safety and safety equipment if warranted. If you don’t know how to swim…..DONT join us! If you do not want to float or paddle but want to meet us at the rock we can guide you in via a hike and a water crossing! The river is fairly low right now even with the rain last night so it should be walkable. I will walk it one night this week and “test the water” so to say.

ASK questions…..see you soon FF

RH3# 916 - The 30th Running of The Reading 4th O' July Sunrise Hash!

Ok Wanks….THIS IS A BIG ONE!!

This is the 30^th Running of the Reading Hash House Harriers

4^th O’ July Sunrise Hash!

What better excuse to come out and celebrate our freedom to hash than this! YES it is a time honored tradition SO you may see a tad bit of “tradition” relived in this year’s event. Hmmm wow….with 30 years of tradition and only half mind drunken recollections of it who the fuck knows what you may see!!

We look forward to seeing so many of the out of town faces we see year after year….this years trail as always is sure to put a twinge in your junk!

If you have never listened to “Living in America” at 5am with a beer in your hand you are barely considered American! If you have never been to a RH3 4^th of July than I am not sure you are actually a Hasher! And If you are from RH3 and have never been to the 4^th than you better get your ass up at dawn, dress in you finest Red White & Blue and join in what makes us Oh So Exceptionally Shitty here in Reading!. Yes I am calling you out ya’ll know who you are!!

As some ol’ fucks said one - 'It's a Hash - Damn it, so Show Up'!  Never wiser words have been spoken and so eloquent!

The Shit….

Hares – Foot Fairy, Flaming Asshole & Toe FU

ONON – The William Penn Memorial Fire Tower (2500 Skyline Dr Reading Pa 19606)

TIME – 5:39 AM Dawn! That does not mean 5:40 or 5:45 The Hash waits for no one!

PRELUBE - The William Penn Memorial Fire Tower @ 5AM ish

TRAIL - A to B

DRYBAG – YES

APRES – YES

HASH CASH -$15

BEES – Free This Year!

**** This trail is A to B please make sure you get everything in your drybag you may need. No bitching will be tolerated because some bimbo needs a hair dryer or some wanks shorts are full of quagmire and no chicks will get near him! Remember as always, your comfort is our primary concern and safety is like 15^th after combing your neighbor’s dog!

God Bless America And Never Trust The Hares!

Spread the word………Let’s drink at Dawn Bitches! FF

Highly Technical Map!

RH3 # 915 - Fleshwound's Fantasy Hash!

Ok….we are going to mix things up a bit and throw a Sunday Hash back at ya wanks! This is being brought to you by a fabulous trio of Fleshwound, Opt & Real Boy. I am not sure if it’s Fleshy’s fantasy to be in the woods with these two hotties or if he is fantasizing about reliving his namesake! Considering this Hash is taking place at almost exactly the same place as the one he got named for….maybe both!

The Junk….

Date / Time: Sunday June 26^th @ 2PM

Hares: Opto, Fleshwound, Real Boy

Prelube : Ganley’s as soon as they open!

ONON: 505 Brownsville RD, Reading PA 19608

(PARK BEHIND THE FIRE CO)

Hash Cash: $5

Dry Bag: Please

Please see the highly technical map for more details!

If ya don’t know, now ya know……FF

RH3 # 914 - The Reading BASH!! (Bike Hash)

THE READING BASH is back!!! Yes it's a Hash on bikes. I would suggest against your $2000 Carbon sweetie and bring something Hash worthy. Mt Bike or Hybrid is doable...a cyclecross bike if you are brave. Helmets are a MUST and there is no SAG so bring your own shit!

ONON: SATURDAY 6/18 at NOON!!

Location: Angelica Park (740 Morgantown Road)

Hash Cash: $6

Hares: NFB & Foot Fairy

Again this is HASH on bikes....a typical HASH only on wheels. If you have any questions feel free to message FF.

HASH # 913 - THIRD THIRSTY MONDAY (on the second monday!)

OK wanks…..another Monday night coming at ya! This one presented by Just Kylie & Foot Fairy! This is the RH3 version of the Third Thirsty Thursday. The trail will go where TTT would go if they had any BALLS or TRAINing! There will be NO awards and you will get more than ONE free beer. You could even see some soft pretzel, licorice and most definitely a megaphone!

Hey: Maybe there will be a cheering section of non-drinking A Types in the parking lot!

The Nasty Bits….

Date: Monday June 16^th

Time: 6:15 ONON

Address: 451 Morgantown Rd, Reading PA 19611

Prelube: Troopers as soon as you can get there!

Hash Cash: $7

Dry Bag: I don’t give a shit!

FYI: Just Kylie’s favorite men are Jim…..Jack and Johnnie!

If you miss this one you suck!! FF

RH3 # 912 - An Evening With Lucifer!

An Evening With Lucifer…..who the “HELL” comes up with these names!

Back to Mondays for a bit fam. I personally love me a good Monday night trail, don’t get me wrong I love the epic weekend torture as well but Mondays just feel right! This Monday will be brought to you by Ducky and Just Todd. Just Todd?? It appears we have ANOTHER HARE HYMEN to be decimated. The last time we had a hash start in this area it was also an evening with Lucifer. Considering most of us did not make it back until after dark after about 11 miles of hell trail.....Just Sayin’!

On a side note, did you ever wonder where Ducky got his name?

The Nasty Bits on this little adventure….

Date: Monday June 6th

Hares: Ducky & Just Todd

Hash Cash: $5 (We like cheap!)

OnOn: 6:15 PM

Be Prompt The Hash Waits for Nobody!

OnOn Location: 2251 Lancaster Pike, Reading Pa 19607

Prelube: 5pm @ Flanagan’s

Dry Bag: The Hares said “Fuck Right”!

With a name like this we may just have to sacrifice another virgin…so bring some!! OnOn FF

#911 The Sinfully Submissive Hash

"The" Sinfully Submissive Hash 

HMM......Ok i am in! Not only is this a threesome of amazingly Sinfull Harriett Hares. But they are bossy to!

Three Sirens from the RH3 Kennel have joined together to make you CUM!  But there are RULES! And you will follow them or you will be PUNISHED.  You will bring $7 Hash Cash.  You will bring a Dry Bag because they will make you WET. Be prepared to find your G Spot.  There might be seduction on the rocks. All Harriets that cum will be REWARDED. This may be a Leg Spreader, so don't forget your SAFE WORD.  They may even whisper your Pet Name in your ear. This is a Mystery Location. You are on a need to know basis.  The location will be revealed shortly, but you can know that the Pre-Lube will be at the Blue Marsh Canteen at 1PM.

Date : Sunday May 22nd (This just happens to be Holy Trinity Sunday...Coincidence?)

Time: Pre Lube 1PM Blue Marsh Canteen

 (5035 Bernville Rd, Bernville, PA 19506)

OnOn Time: 2pm Be on time...the hash waits for no one!

Location: I guess this is a secret....i will post as soon as i know.

Hash Cash: $7

Dry Bag: A must

If we ever get a real ONON location i will post one of my extremely technical, utmost in high quality Maps! On-On, Let's get nutz! FF