Tuesday, May 24, 2016

RH3 # 912 - An Evening With Lucifer!

An Evening With Lucifer…..who the “HELL” comes up with these names!

Back to Mondays for a bit fam. I personally love me a good Monday night trail, don’t get me wrong I love the epic weekend torture as well but Mondays just feel right! This Monday will be brought to you by Ducky and Just Todd. Just Todd?? It appears we have ANOTHER HARE HYMEN to be decimated. The last time we had a hash start in this area it was also an evening with Lucifer. Considering most of us did not make it back until after dark after about 11 miles of hell trail.....Just Sayin’!

On a side note, did you ever wonder where Ducky got his name?

The Nasty Bits on this little adventure….

Date: Monday June 6th
Hares: Ducky & Just Todd
Hash Cash: $5 (We like cheap!)
OnOn: 6:15 PM
Be Prompt The Hash Waits for Nobody!
OnOn Location: 2251 Lancaster Pike, Reading Pa 19607
Prelube: 5pm @ Flanagan’s
Dry Bag: The Hares said “Fuck Right”!

With a name like this we may just have to sacrifice another virgin…so bring some!! OnOn FF

Monday, May 16, 2016

#911 The Sinfully Submissive Hash

"The" Sinfully Submissive Hash 
HMM......Ok i am in! Not only is this a threesome of amazingly Sinfull Harriett Hares. But they are bossy to!

Three Sirens from the RH3 Kennel have joined together to make you CUM!  But there are RULES! And you will follow them or you will be PUNISHED.  You will bring $7 Hash Cash.  You will bring a Dry Bag because they will make you WET. Be prepared to find your G Spot.  There might be seduction on the rocks. All Harriets that cum will be REWARDED. This may be a Leg Spreader, so don't forget your SAFE WORD.  They may even whisper your Pet Name in your ear. This is a Mystery Location. You are on a need to know basis.  The location will be revealed shortly, but you can know that the Pre-Lube will be at the Blue Marsh Canteen at 1PM.

Date : Sunday May 22nd (This just happens to be Holy Trinity Sunday...Coincidence?)
Time: Pre Lube 1PM Blue Marsh Canteen
 (5035 Bernville Rd, Bernville, PA 19506)
OnOn Time: 2pm Be on time...the hash waits for no one!
Location: I guess this is a secret....i will post as soon as i know.
Hash Cash: $7
Dry Bag: A must

If we ever get a real ONON location i will post one of my extremely technical, utmost in high quality Maps! On-On, Let's get nutz! FF

Sunday, May 8, 2016

HASH # 910 - Beer Heroes!

OK so back to the basics for RH3! A Monday trail, a great location, a prolific hare, and great theme.....well maybe not so basic. One of RH3's most astute....Flaming Asshole will be taking us back in time to learn the great brewing history of Berks County! Our journey will start in Readings City Park at the famed statue of Fredrick Lauer! (The one where all the brass plaques were stolen!) If you don't know who this is do your homework, there will be a test. Hint Hint: It has to do with beer!

Date & Time: 6:15 SHARP on Monday 5/16 
Hares: Flammer & Some other old head!
ONON: City Park @ The Statue of Fredrick Lauer
Prelube: Canal Street as soon as you can get there...
Parking: NOT AT THE STATUE - See Map Below
park by the tennis courts
(Columbus Dr Reading, PA 19601 40.335956, -75.914742)
Hash Cash: $5

Public Service Announcement - Below is a very highly technical map to help get you to the OnOn. Be happy you are getting this. The Old Heads could care less if the OnOn has proper parking, if we have permission to use, or if you even like where we are starting. This is not a hashocracy, your ease and comfort is the last thing on our mind.  Show up and have fun....have we let you down yet?