Monday, June 17, 2024

RH3#1145 Sexy At Seventy Hash


Monday, June 24, 2024 - 6:15pm

Brought to you by the same 3 old guys that brought you the Medicare Hash and the Summer of 69 Hash. 
On-On: at the Muhlenberg Rail Trail Trailhead off Mt. Laurel Rd in Temple. That trailhead is a block from the old Temple Hotel (now a Mexican restaurant) (40.41124551275665, -75.91799497609998)
Hares: Swampthing, Stupid Brother and Bad Semen.
Hash cash: $5 
Be there or be square.

Tuesday, June 4, 2024

RH3 #1144 Welcum to Plowville Hash

 Monday, June 10, 2024

On-On: 720 Edwards Rd, Narvon, PA 17555
Hare: Took My Mom To Plowville
Hash Cash: $5

Chances are that your Mom has already been there, but Took My Mom To Plowville is ready to welcum us to that magical place. It’s time for his virgin lay, and, much like your Mom, his virgin lay is in Plowville. (Appropriate, right?). And because of her virgin status, your Mom can hash for free too! But just remember, everyone cums in Plowville!

Friday, May 17, 2024

RH3 #1143 Balls To The Wall


Monday, May 20, 2024

6:15 PM

On-On: Brentwood Trailhead (40.31428° N, 75.92424° W)

Hares: More Balls Than Brains & Dances With Whores

Hash Cash: $6

Join More Balls than Brains along with Dances with Whores Monday 5/20/24 for ‘Balls’ first hare event - Balls to the Wall RH3#1143. There will be balls involved including ‘ball bucks’ for all our finishers (got to be there to get them!).

Wednesday, May 1, 2024

RH3 #1142 Red Dress Hash


Saturday, May 11, 2024

2:00 PM

On-On: 434 Franklin St, West Reading 

West Reading Fire Company Social Quarters - Back Alley Entrance

Hares: Breaststroaker, Hot Lips and Swamp

Hash Cash: $20

Breast, Hot Lips and Swampy are giving us a reason to scour Goodwill and update your wardrobe with another Red Dress!! 
Circle at 2. Be there around 1:30 to register and we will walk down to parking lot where we have circled in the past
Hash cash $20- raising money for Veterans Making a difference to serve a meal to vets at their center in basement of Hope rescue mission. There will also be an auction after trail so bring extra cash to bid on fun things! 

Tuesday, April 16, 2024

RH3# 1141 Never Forget Your Wingman Hash


Join hares Dry Dolly and Down in Front for a Monday night trail. Bring your aviators, Top Gun knowledge and perhaps a puke bag… 

Monday, April 22 - 6:15pm

Hares: Dry Dolly and Down In Front

On-On: 100 Cleveland Avenue, Reading, PA 19605

Hash Cash: $6 

Tuesday, April 2, 2024

RH3 #1140 Total Eclipse Of The Hash


What do a solar eclipse, a hash and Skeeter’s birthday all have in common? All are better with a total blackout. Join us for the first Monday Night hash of the summer and see if you can drink enough Hamm’s to fix the vision you impaired by staring at the sun. 

Disclaimer -- Optopussy strongly advises against looking directly at the eclipse, but is totally all in on blacking out.

Monday, April 8 - 6:15 PM

Hares: Optopussy and Peeter On A Skeeter

On-On: Ken Grill Pool, 730 High Blvd, Kenhorst

Hash Cash: $5

Dry Bag: Probably

Tuesday, March 12, 2024

RH3 #1139 Good Stuff Cheap Hash


Sunday, March 17th - 2:00PM

Hare: Dances with Whores

On-on: Ollie’s Bargain Outlet 
2251 Lancaster Pike, Reading, PA 19607

Hash Cash: $7

Friday, February 23, 2024

RH3 #1138 Leap Day Short Straw Hash


There are so many ways you could spend the extra day we get in 2024… you could spend the day doing coke and having sex, you could spend all day breaking champagne bottles on a mega yacht, you could even try to spend the extra day flying around the world in reverse and making it an extra two days. But realistically you’re much more likely to spend it with us at Sly Fox for a short straw hash! If you don’t know what a short straw hash is, show up at sly Fox at 6:15 and Foot and Opto will explain it. When have we ever steered hashers wrong?

Thursday, February 29th - 6:15pm

On-On: Sly Fox (820 Knitting Mills Way, Wyomissing)

“Hares":  Foot Fairy and Opto-pussy. 

Sunday, February 18, 2024

RH3 #1137 The Old Fashion Hash


Once in a while we try to be sophisticated and instead of slugging Hamm’s, we slug Old Fashions. Well three times we’ve tried this. So cum to the 4th time of Cougar Bait and Toe-fu getting all fancy and shit. Word is there will still be Hamms too.


Sunday, February 25th - 2:00pm

On-on: Rustic Park (1314 Haycreek Rd, Birdsboro)

Hares: ToeFU and Cougar Bait
Hash cash: $5

Tuesday, January 30, 2024

RH3 #1136 10th Anal Groundhog's Day Hash

Sunday, February 11, 2024 - 2:00pm

Copied from year one.............since its 10th anal

On this day in 1887 was the first gathering at Gobbler’s Knob in Punxsatawney PA to wait to see if a Groundhog was going to see his fucking shadow!??!!…..I am sure it was just a reason to get together and drink. But seriously, if the anniversary of an event that occurred at Gobbler’s Knob isn’t hash-worthy, I don’t know what is. Cum join us to celebrate the groundhog, one hell of a funny movie, and yes a reason to drink and act a fool!

Your Hares - Foot Fairy & Horn O' Plenty

Where - 40.358313, -75.874252 - Or the Lot at Antietam lake on Angora Rd. If that lot fills we will will figure it out.

Hash Cash - $5

Trail - A to ................................

Time: 2PM

FOR SALE – Some Hash Apparel will be for sale…Arm Warmers to be exact. $15 for those interested, they will be embroidered with “Reading HHH Groundhogs Day 2014” (This years will say 2024....obviously)

Also, as always your comfort is our primary concern be sure to pack a dry bag with plenty of WARM/DRY clothes!!!!

Wednesday, January 17, 2024

RH3 #1135 The Hervé Villechaize Hash


Sunday Sunday Sunday!! Cum join us to sweat out that beer, booze or meat, and to see one of our favorite out of towners, back just for the weekend!!

When: Sunday, January 21 - 2:00pm

On-On: SRT Angstadt Lane Trailhead, Angstadt Lane, Birdsboro, PA

Hares: Any Crack'll Do & One Knee Wonder

Hash Cash: $5

Saturday, January 6, 2024

RH3 #1134 🥂Champagne 🥂 Problems Hash


A celebration is in order! ExCoGi is about to celebrate a big milestone, and she wants to let the hash push her over the hill to 40 on her big day! Cum celebrate with us, drink some champagne and make sure it’s a birthday she won’t forget!

When: Sunday, January 14 - 2:00pm

On-On: Conrad Weiser East Elementary, 200 Lincoln Dr, Wernersville

Hares: ExCoGi, Pretty When I’m Drunk, Peeter On A Skeeter

Hash Cash: $5

Dry bag: Always

Pre-lube: Paradise By The Slice

We will pre-lube at the Slice, since our starting location isn’t pre-lube friendly.

Birthday apres to follow!!