Tuesday, September 20, 2022

#1100: Cougarbait's Last Dance


Saturday, September 24 at 12 pm

Cougarbait made it to 50 trails! Time for his last trail as Grandmaster and a party to celebrate 🎉. Keg will be tapped at noon, trail starts at 1 and the party / food starts when we return from trail. Bring your liver, bring your stomach, bring a chair, bring some lawn games. 
Hash cash : $20 (gets you food and decent beer)
On-on: use 846 Fritztown road but then see highly technical map. The pavilion is actually on chapel hill road.

#1099: The 38th Analversary


Thursday, September 22 at 6 pm

Celebrate the birth of our great kennel! Meet at the corner of Plymouth court and Reading Boulevard.
Hare: Any crack’ll do
Hash cash: TBD

#1098: The Bash


Monday, August 22 at 6:15 pm

Bike Hash....
Hares: Swamp / Foot
Cashola: $7
Wear a Helmet
Any Bike'll Do (I would personally not ride a road bike)
Technical Map to CUM

#1097: New Boots Hash


Monday, August 8 at 6 pm

Hares: NFB and Sinderella
On-on: 61 Kings Plaza, Oley
Bring a new hasher and hash for free! Otherwise hash cash is $5. So find someone new to introduce to this crazy bunch!

Monday, July 25, 2022

#1096: Cherry On Top


Monday, July 25 at 6 pm
3306 James Ave, Reading, PA 19606-2928, United States
Celebrate National Hot Fudge Sunday by popping Just Karin’s haring cherry with the “Cherry on Top” hash!
Hares: Dances with Whores and Just Karin
Hash cash: $7
Park in the lower half of the lot

Sunday, June 26, 2022

#1095: The Fourth of July Hash


July 4th 2022

We Drink More Before 7:00 AM Than Most People Drink All Day
5:39 AM Start Time.
On-On: Drenkel Field, Skyline Drive. (The Firetower is still closed because of jerks like us)
Hash: A-B (bring a dry bag)
Other: Dress In Your Best Red/White/Blue; Don’t Be A Dick. Be On Time.
Hash cash: $20

Tuesday, June 14, 2022

#1094: The break a leg hash

It’s time to pop Just Bill’s haring cherry. Keep in mind this guy shattered his leg while marking trail for a type A running event a few years back… so what could go wrong?! Co-hares are Stupid Brother and Horn of Plenty.

Address above will get you to a parking lot along maiden creek road.

Hash cash: TBA

On on: Monday, June 20th at 6 pm at 1260 Maidencreek Rd, Fleetwood, PA 19522-8685, United States

#1093: Memorial Day Weekend Hash

 Update: On-Out at 1:00!!!!! This is not a road run, come prepared for rocky trails and incline. Turkey/ Eagle options but we’re still looking at 7.5-12 miles depending on the routes you take. 

On-On at the Hamburg Reservoir parking lot. Might be a good idea to meet at Copperz and carpool to the lot. 
Hash cash: $5
Update#1: Copperz Brewery in Hamburg has brewed a special beer for RH3 for this event. They are opening at 11AM on the 28th. Highly recommend meeting here to piss up and car pooling to the start. Parking will likely be tight since the forecasted weather as of now is not looking too bad! 

Tuesday, April 26, 2022

#1092: ROAM for F.O.A.M


When: Monday, May 16th
Time: 6:15pm
Where: Reamstown Community Park (park at the lot closest to the pool)
Your hares: a bunch of old guys
Hash cash: $5 (no Venmo, Paypal, Bitcoin or other bullshit. Bring American dollars)
Pre-Lube: Zia Marias
It's been 35 years since the first Roam for Foam hash. The five of us haven't gotten any better, just older. So please join us for Roam for Foam part 2. See you in 2057 for part 3. 

Friday, April 22, 2022

#1091: Red Dress


SAVE THE DATE!!! Special Event!!!!
May 7th. 2pm. Victor Emmanuel’s
Find a pretty red dress that just barely fits you and shave your legs and get ready to run through Berks County to show off that $4 goodwill dress!
Auction to benefit Breast Cancer Support Services of Berks County after trail. So get your auction items ready and come ready to spend money on useless shit so we can help the boobies!

#1090: Off The Rails....

 It's time to break Just Robs Hare Hymen!! Where we're going we don't need rails.......if you live close you may wanna walk. If not you may want to get an uber!

I assume this starting location will stick, it could change maybe check back. Just Rob is new you never know what he has up his sleeve. #ZEEGERMANS

Hares: Foot and Just Rob
ONON: 4/25 @ Ken Grill Pool (For Now)
Hash Cash $6
ONON: 6:15
HTM: When it's solid

Wednesday, April 6, 2022

#1089: Cheaper Than Gas Hash


     Monday, April 11 at 6 pm

Angstadt Ln, Birdsboro, PA 19508, United States
The “Cheaper than Gas Hash”
Figure out how to get there, maybe carpool, whatever you need to do. Hash cash is only $5, $0.89 a gallon cheaper than my last fill up per gallon. I can drive 26 miles on that $5, but come out Monday and you’ll get exercise, beer, booze, and food! How can you go wrong. Join hares One Knee Wonder and Cougar Bait for a Monday evening of entertaining for less than you’ll spend on a gallon of gas. Trail is A-B, hash cash $5. On-On at the SRT Angstatd Trailhead. HTM to follow for the directionally challenged. See you fucks Monday!!!

Monday, March 21, 2022

#1088: Double Cross


Sunday,March 27 at 2 PM
It’s Gingersnatch’s and Down In Front’s Analversary! They are celebrating by putting their relationship to the test by laying trail. Anyone who’s laid trail with their significant other knows how this can go.. in the end let’s hope they still want to lay eachother!! Trail is A to B. Bring a dry bag. 
Hares: Gingersnatch and Down In Front
Hash Cash: $7
On-on: Body Zone parking lot (3103 Papermill road, Wyomissing) be discreet with alcohol in the lot 

Monday, March 7, 2022

#1087: Pi Day Hash


Monday, March 14
OnOn: 6 PM at Quarry Soccer Fields (Old Wyomissing Road, Wyomissing, PA)
Prelube: Paolo's or be really discreet, it is a pretty dry location
Hash cash: $7, bring your ID if you look young

Monday, February 21, 2022

#1086: The President’s Day Hash


Come join our ex GM on the Presidents Day Hash and celebrate another reason you get a Monday off!! 
Hare: Any Car I’ll Do
Hash cash: $5 
See comments for the actual location. The address above will get you “across the street” close… maybe our hare will do a highly technical map… 
Also tech on trail in the form of a camera is encouraged by the Hare!

#1084: The Old Fashioned Hash


Old Fashioned Hash, Part Twat (3)
Winter weather is upon us, so we need something stronger than beer to keep us warm during a hash. Toh and Cougar have you covered, it’s time for an Old Fashioned Hash, and we’re not just talking about some older fucks haring a hash. We’re breaking out the finest swill to make your cold weather hashing enjoyable. For sure there will be bourbon, there may be some random liquor, and perhaps we may even mix it up with a car bomb stop! Get your asses to the hash this Sunday, January 16th to partake in some of RH3’s finest beverages, aside from Hamms! Prelube will be at Island Pizza at 1. On-On will be at the parking lot up top of Monocacy Hill Recreation Area at 2. Parking there is limited, so pre-lubing and car pooling to the On-On is encouraged. Hash cash is $5. Trail is A-A+. Throw a dry bag in your car, but we’re not collecting them! Where the hell else can you drink delicious house made beverages this coming Sunday for that price??? Nowhere, so be here bitches! Shiggy socks might be a good idea, but it’s up to you if you’d like to trust a hare…
General disclaimer: if you don’t feel well, stay home. Other wise you have no excuses not to be here! See you fuckers Sunday!!!

#1083: The New Years Day Hash


With New Years Eve on a Friday, that means you have a whole weekend to celebrate! Continue the party on January 1st at noon in City Park and put off worrying about your hangover. You have a whole extra day to recover!! 
Hares: Suckie Sucker, Beulah Ballbreaker, Choo-choo. 
Hash cash: $3
On-on: City Park in Reading

#1082: The Hash Hotline

Hares: Bad Foot
When: 12/19 @2
Pre: Call the hotline
OnOn: Call the hotline
Hash Cash: Call the Hotline

Any other questions....call the hotline! 

#1081: The Santa Hash

 Decoy was rushing me to get details up so here’s the cliff notes from NFB along with a few pictures of Decoy’s dream boys… 

Start location
Washington st and south front street 
The triangle parking lot at RACC
Started there many times
Gayly wrapped gift and all that 

#1080: Cougars Angels


So a blonde, a brunette, and a red head lay a trail..... 
Date : November 28th 
Time : 2:00 PM EST 
Place : Breneman Park 
Bring a dry bag it’s A to B trail
Hash Cash: $5
There’s no beer at the on-on. Pre-lube at PJ whelihans down the road instead.

#1079: Me, Myself, and Whores



He’s been partaking in too much type A activity and losing too much weight, it’s time to make him drink for a likely shitty trail. Come out and join Dances With Whores as he solo hares us on a romp through Shillington.

On-on: is NOT at the army reserve, but use that address to find the tennis court parking lot next door. Based on past experience, having a soccer mom cup for pre-lubing in that lot would be a good idea… 
Hash cash: whatever Dances tells you that morning but I’m going to guess it’s less than $1000.

Wednesday, January 26, 2022

#1085: 8th Anal Groundhogs Day Hash


Copied this from the 1st year we held it's post...seemed fitting. Oddly i didnt need to change but a word or two!!
On this day in 1887 was the first gathering at Gobbler’s Knob in Punxsatawney PA to wait to see if a Groundhog was going to see his fucking shadow!??!!…..I am sure it was just a reason to get together and drink. But seriously, if the anniversary of an event that occurred at Gobbler’s Knob isn’t hash-worthy, I don’t know what is. Cum join us to celebrate the groundhog, one hell of a funny movie, and yes a reason to drink and act a fool!
Your Hares - Foot Fairy & Horn O' Plenty
Where - 40.358313, -75.874252 - Or the Lot at Antietam lake on Angora Rd. If that lot fills we will will figure it out.
Hash Cash - $5
Trail - A to ................................
Date: Sunday, January 30th
Time: 2PM
FOR SALE – Some Hash Apparel will be for sale…Ear Warmers to be exact. $15 for those interested, they will be embroidered with “Reading HHH Groundhogs Day 2014” (This years will say 2022....obviously)
Also, as always your comfort is our primary concern be sure to pack a dry bag with plenty of WARM/DRY clothes!!!!