Songs

Some of our favorite little ditties... 

Here is a collection of many of our favorite songs.  Take time to learn a few.. it makes circle much more fun when everyone sings vs just the GM and a token few... 

So, after we sing a song, finish with "drink it down down down down down down down down, down down down down, down down down down.  Now, after singing all that and the person in circle is still drinking their beverage, we add the following.

WHY ARE WE WAITING (Melody - Cum let us adore him)

Why are we waiting,
Could be fornicating (masturbating, etc),
Oh, why are we waiting,
So fucking long, etc . . .

IT’S A SMALL DICK (Melody - It's a Small World)

Well it isn't long and it isn't thick,
It gets hard to slow and it cums too quick,
It gets lost in her twat,
But it's all that he's got,
It's a small, small, dick.

It's a small dick after all,
It's a small dick after all,
Always limp from alcohol,
It's a small, small, dick!

Drink it down, down, down

HERE IS YOUR DOWN DOWN SONG (Melody - Howdy Doody Time)
 

Here is your down down song,
It isn't very long....
drink it down, down, down

HE’S THE MEANEST (Chant)

 

He's the meanest,
He sucks the horse's penis,
He's the meanest,
He's a horse's ass. 

Ever since he found it,
All he does is pound it,
He's the meanest,
He's a horse's ass.

He's always pissing on us,
He's rotten and dishonest,
He's the meanest,
He's a horse's ass.

So drink it down, down, down . . . 

HIS ONE SKIN (Melody - My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean)

His one skin hangs down to his two skin,
His two skin hangs down to his three,
His three skin hangs down to his foreskin,
So roll back your foreskin for me

Roll back, roll back,
Roll back your foreskin for me, for me.
Roll back, roll back,
Roll back your foreskin for me. 

Drink it down, down, down....

HE OUGHT TO BE PUBLICLY PISSED ON (Chant)

He ought to be publicly pissed on,
He ought to be publicly shot, (Bang Bang)
He ought to be tied to a urinal,
And left there to fester and rot,

Drink it down, down, down . . .

HASH HYMN

To be sung at the end of every Hash with appropriate gesturing. (Melody - Swing Low, Sweet Chariot)

Swing low, sweet chariot,
Comin' for to carry me home;
Swing low, sweet chariot,
Comin' for to carry me home.

I looked over Jordan, and what did I see,
Comin' for to carry me home;
A band of angels coming after me,
Comin' for to carry me home.

If you get there before I do,
Comin' for to carry me home;
Just tell all my friends that I'm a-coming too,
Comin' for to carry me home. 

GM: May the Hash Go in peace

All: May the Hash get a piece! 

MEET THE HASHERS (Melody - Meet the Flintstones)

Hashers, meet the Hashers
They're the biggest drunks in history

From the Town of [insert your hash here]
They're the leaders in debauchery

Half minds, trailing shiggy through the years
Watch them as they down a lot of beers

Down, down, down, down, down, down
Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down
Down, down, down, down, down
Down, down, down, down, down, down!

 

BALL GAME (Melody - Take Me Out to the Ball Game)

Whip it out at the ball game
Wave it around at the crowd
 
Dip it peanuts and crackerjack
I don't care if you give it a whack

'Cause it's
Beat your meat at the ball game
If you don't cum it's a shame
For It's one, two
you're covered in goo
At the old ball game

Drink it down, down, down....

Twenty Toes (Chant)

There’s a game I know called 20 toes,
It’s played all over town,
The women play with ten toes up,
The men with ten toes down, down, down, down,

SKEETER ON MY PEETER  (Melody - If You’re Happy and You Know It)

There’s a skeeter on my peter, whack it off
There’s a skeeter on my peter, whack it off
There’s a dozen on my cousin
I can hear those fuckers buzzin’
There’s a skeeter on my peter, whack it off

Drink it down, down, down....

WE'VE GOT VIRGINS (Melody - Frere Jacques)

GM: We’ve got virgins

all: (We’ve got virgins)

GM: At our Hash

all: (At our Hash)

GM: Gonna get ‘em drunked up

all: (Gonna get ‘em fucked up)

GM: Down the hatch

all: (Down the hatch)

Drink it down, down, down....

LOVE ME TENDER (Melody - Love Me Tender)

Love me tender, love me sweet
Wrap your lips around my meat
Watch me smile and watch me grin
As the cum rolls down, down, down, down, down

WHY WAS (S)HE BORN SO BEAUTIFUL? (Chant)

Why was (s)he born so beautiful?
Why was (s)he born at all?
(S)He's no fuckin' use to anyone,
(S)He's no fuckin' use at all.
(S)He may be a joy to (her)his mother,
But (s)he's always an asshole to me

Drink it down, down, down

HEAD

A chant to be shouted out by all at the mere mention of the word "Head"

Head? Who said head?
I'll take some of that! 
And I did, and it was good,
And there was much rejoicing.
And then we fucked. We fucked for hours,
Uprooting trees, bushes, and flowers.
Frightening small children and woodland animals.
We fucked with power tools.
We fucked like Vikings, with horns on our head.

Head? Who said head?
I'll take some of that!

DOUGH, RAY AND ME (Melody - Doe a Deer)

Dough, the stuff, that buys me beer,
Ray, the guy who serves me beer,
Me, the guy, who drinks my beer,
Fa, a long way to the john,
So, I'll have another beer,
La, another lager beer,
Tea, no thanks I'll have a beer,
And that brings us back to,
Dough . . . (etc)

HASH PLEDGE OF ALLIEGANCE

I pledge allegiance, to the flag, of the (_{insert your hash here}) hash house harriers.
And to the debauchery, for which it stands, one hash, without rules, incorrigible, with shiggy, and beer, for all.

HERE’S TO ________ BASIC DOWN-DOWN SONG 1

Here’s to (_{insert name of Hasher})
(S)He’s true blue,
(S)He’s a Hasher Through and through,
(S)He’s a pisspot So they say,
Tried to go to heaven, But (s)he went the other way,
So drink it down, down, down . . .

HERE’S TO ________ BASIC DOWN-DOWN SONG 2

Here’s to brother (sister) hasher,
Bother hasher, brother hasher,
Here’s to brother hasher,
May he chug-a-lug.

He’s happy, he’s jolly,
He’s fucked up by golly,
Here’s to brother hasher,
May he chug-a-lug.

So drink motherfucker,
Drink motherfucker,
Drink motherfucker,
Drink,

Here’s to brother hasher,
May he chug-a-lug.

Drink it down down down

HER LEFT TIT (Melody – My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean)

Her left tit hangs down to her belly,
Her right tit hangs down to her knee.
If her left tit did equal her right tit,
She’d get lots of weenie from me.
Drink it down, down, down . . .

NON-RETURNER’S SONG (Melody – It’s a Small World After All)
 
They’ve returned to us, some from far away,
Some fucking excuse, each of them did say,
As we listen to it, We know they’re full of shit, Cuz they’re assholes, after all.

They are assholes, after all,
They are assholes, after all,
They are assholes, after all,
Fuck you all, assholes.

HASH HOUSE HARRIERS (Melody – Addams Family Theme)

Their drinking is compulsive and
Their running is convulsive,
They’re morally repulsive,
The Hash House Harriers.

CHORUS:
Da da da da (snap fingers twice)
Da da da da (snap fingers twice)
Da da da da, da da da da, da da da da

Their flatulence is rude and
Their genitals protrude when
They’re running in the nude in
The Hash House Harriers.

CHORUS:
Da da da da (snap fingers twice)
Da da da da (snap fingers twice)
Da da da da, da da da da, da da da da

They’re always shiggy tracking
From constantly bush-whacking,
Intelligence they’re lacking,
The Hash House Harriers.

Da da da da, Down Down, etc . . .

IF YOUR BOYFRIEND TASTES LIKE SHIT (Melody–If you’re happy and you know it)

If your boyfriend tastes like shit, turn him over,

If your boyfriend tastes like shit, turn him over,

If your boyfriend tastes like shit, he’s probably pushing it,

If your boyfriend tastes like shit, turn him over.

IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND TASTES LIKE SHIT (Melody–If you’re happy and you know it)

If your girlfriend tastes like shit, turn her over,

If your girlfriend tastes like shit, turn her over,

If your girlfriend tastes like shit, its her asshole not her clit,

If your girlfriend tastes like shit, turn her over.

HASHERS SONG (Chant)

Asshole, asshole, a Hasher I will be,
To piss, to piss, two pistols on my knee,
For cunt, for cunt, to fight for my country,
Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole,
A Hasher I will be.

Drink it down, down, down . . .

THIS IS YOUR DOWN-DOWN SONG (Melody – Ta-Rah-Rah-Boom Te-Ay)

This is your Down-Down song,
It isn’t very long. . .

Drink it down, down, down . . .

MASTURBATION (Melody – Alouette)
(Sung to a male)

Masturbation, he loves masturbation
Masturbation, it’s what he loves to do.
First he’ll use his right hand, then he’ll use his left hand
Right hand, Left hand, Right hand, Left hand
Masturbation, it’s what he’d rather do.
So drink it down down down down . . .

(Sung to a female)

Masturbation, we love masturbation
Masturbation, it’s what we love to do
First we’ll use our right hand, then we’ll use our left hand
Right hand, Left hand, Right hand, Left hand
Masturbation, while thinking about you.
So drink it down down down down . . .

OUR LAGER (A Prayer)

Our Lager
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
I will be drunk,
At home, as in the tavern.
Give us this day, our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not into incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the Beer, The Bitter, and the Lager,
Barmen.

THE HASHER PUKES TONIGHT (Melody – The Lion Sleeps Tonight)

In the gutter, the slimy gutter, the Hasher pukes tonight.
In the gutter, the slimy gutter, the Hasher pukes tonight.

CHORUS: 
Ooo weee ooo ooo weee ooo ooo ooo, drink it down down down!
Ooo weee ooo ooo weee ooo ooo ooo, drink it down down down!

WHERE WERE YOU LAST WEEK? (Melody – where oh where has my little dog gone)

Where, Oh Where were you last week?
Why did you make us hash all alone?

You Fat Lazy Bastards, You weren’t even here.
So we fucked all the virgins and drank all the Beer.

Drink it down down down…

YOU ARE OUR ______ (Melody – You Are My Sunshine)

You are our _______, our only ______,
You make us happy when skies are bleak.
You’ll never know ______, how much we like you,
Please keep coming to Hash ev’ry week.

Drink it down, down, down . . .

YOU’RE STUPID, YOU’RE STUPID (Chant)

You’re stupid, you’re stupid 
You’re really fucking dumb

If it wasn’t for your mother 
You’d be a stain of cum!