Wednesday, November 22, 2017

RH3 #969 Backyard Bully Hash

Ahhh, sibling love... Wonder how many times she kicked his ass growing up?

Our next hash adventure delves into the family life of Great Way To Die and her little brother Cock Block. With perhaps some assistance from their father.

The details I am given are these:

On On: Dec. 3rd, 2:00PM, 905 Church Rd, Reading PA
Trail: A-B
Hash Cash: $7
Prelube: Brick House

At GWTD's insistence, please be aware of the following:...

#1 She is not now, nor has she ever been a lesbian.
#2 She has never had actual sex with her brother.
#3 She will not rule out the possibility of dating a hasher.

I recommend all heterosexual male hashers bring a current photo ID, a copy of their FICO score, and a properly notarized letter from their personal physician, attesting to their social disease-free status.

Monday, November 13, 2017

RH3 #968 You Only Die Twice

It doesn't get any hotter than this!! Personally, I can't think of a better way to throw off this mortal coil...

The delicious details:

Hares: Sucks It In and Great Way to Die
On On: 625 Ben Franklin Highway, Birdsboro
Hash Cash: $7
Trail: A-B, dry bag ....hell yea.
Prelube: Island Pizza

I'm fine if none of you show for this one. I'll do them...errr...the trail alone.

Monday, November 6, 2017

RH3 #967 The Flashlight Hash

Night, woods, hashers...what could possibly go wrong??

Join vintage hares Bad Semen and Horn of Plenty in this nocturnal emission.

On On: 651 Philadelphia Ave, Shillington 11/12, 5:00

Prelube: California Bar and Grill

Hash Cash:$5

Dry bag? Why not?? Flashlight? Duh!!

Are you afraid of the dark??