Monday, April 16, 2018

RH3 #984 Type AA Hash

So now that you're all rested from the Type B hash, bring those fresh legs out to chase hares Analholics Anonymous and Cougar Bait on a live trail through some believed to be un-hashed real estate.  This will be a mostly trail trail, very little road, some extremely old road signs and some nice scenery. Shiggy socks are recommended, dry bags are up to you, but moist feet are highly likely.  Trail is a True A-B.
On-On 4/22, 2:00  0.1 miles west of intersection of Buzzard Road and Mohn's Hill Road.  Highly technical map to follow.
Pre-lube is at Stouts Brewery.
Hash Cash - $7.   
See you all on Sunday!

Tuesday, April 10, 2018

RH3 #983 Type B Hash

If you were planning to get someType A activity for the day, do it before you get here.

Hares: Breaststroaker and Hotlips

On On at 2pm at 3 Marlin Ave, Wernersville, PA 19565.

Hash Cash $7.

PreLube at Paradise by the Slice.

This will be a LIVE trail!

Monday, April 9, 2018

Vimy Ridge Prelube Change

Due to circumstances beyond my sphere of influence, DeCarlo's is closed, so the Prelube is moved to the Ugly Oyster, 5th and Cherry St.

Monday, April 2, 2018

RH3 #982 Vimy Ridge Hash

Let’s go “out for a rip” you hosers! It’s the Vimy Ridge Hash! The battle at Vimy Ridge was the start to the battle of Arras (our ass) On this day, all of Canada remembers the Canadians one and only (well as far as we’re concerned) contributions to the World Wars.

What? Who cares about Vimy Ridge? Well no one really. The hares just wanted to add a theme and provide some education to the kennel. Besides, Canada has provided so much to society.

So back in the day.... and we’re talking the BIG ONE....that’s right, WW1... Canada got off its collective arse and made a contribution to the beginning of the end for Germany. So our own Bad Semen (closest to being born in Canada. Yup, he’s born and bred in Wisconsin AND he dated a Canadian Hasher for 5 years) and Fudgie are putting up the first Monday night hash of 2018 to celebrate the demise of the Deutsches Heer.
That and because it’s about fucking time to get off sundays! You Fucks have been ridin’ that bitch too hard! Lets get on to Monday’s.

Details: On-On City Park parking lot off Washington St in Reading
Pre-lube : Ugly Oyster, 5th and Cherry St, Reading, PA
Hash cash is 7.73 CAD eh? Figure that shit out!
Pack off promptly at 6:15 you wanks
Not kidding around, daylights burning!

On-On eh??

Monday, March 19, 2018

RH3 #981 Hairy Palms Hash

95% of those surveyed admit to masturbating....and the other 5% are just lying. With that in mind, we proudly present....
The Hairy Palms Hash!!
Join veteran wanks ToeFU and Foot Fairy in this stimulating event.
On On: 100 Brown St., Reading (Lausch Elementary School), 3/25, 2:00
Hash Cash: $5
Prelube: Liberty Taproom (it's too convenient for this one...)
Remember lube...

Monday, March 12, 2018

RH3 #980 Kiss Me...I'm Still Shit-Faced

Hares: Old News, Casting Couch & Hare Today, Cum Tomorrow
On On: Hampden Park Pavilion, 13th & Hampden Blvd, 3/18, 2:00
PreLube: Johnny & Hons, 2546 Kutztown Rd
Hash Cash: $7
Trail: A to A-
Dry Bags: meh
Dogs and Frogs not allowed.

Beer Yoga


Hosts:  Just Lisa and Bukkake
Where:  At their house:  1825 Lorraine Rd, Reading
When:  March 23RD (Friday)
Time:  5:00pm Prelube
Yoga:  5:30pm -6:15
Beer/Happy Hour:  6:30 - ?

Yoga by Inuendo and Pooperliscious

Important:  If you can not make it for the yoga event, come at 6:30 for the Happy Hour.  You will have the opportunity to join two fun yoga/beer related challenges!

Just Lisa and Bukkake have room for 20 people so the FIRST 20 PEOPLE that respond will have a guaranteed spot. All others will have to come later and suffer through drinking a beer or two.
This is very Beginner friendly.  No worries if Beer and Yoga is the first yoga class you’ve ever attended, drink up!

What to Bring:
Beer! This is a BYOB event, but we will feed you.
A mat if you have one.  If you don’t, pm Inu.  I might be able to bring a couple extra.

Cost:  This is a DONATION BASED class to cover simple food, travel and time.  While we love you all, this did take work.

Namaste’ Bitches!!!

Wednesday, February 28, 2018

RH3 #979 Mystery Hash

So, what do we know about this trail? Not a helluva lot!! The hares wish to remain anonymous at this time. Trail will probably be, as well.
We do know this...

On On is the Coachlight Tavern, 418 S 19th St, 3/11 @ 2:00
Pre is the same spot.
Hash cash is $6.

The rest...only the shadow knows! Yea, I know...about 5 hashers got that reference.

Tuesday, February 20, 2018

RH3 #978 Why The Fuck Not?

Why? Because 3 weeks between hashes is just too long! And who doesn't want to cum out and drink?? The temps are getting warmer, it'll probably rain ....what other reason do we need? Let's make it a hash day, Bitches!
On On: 505 Brownsville Rd (Behind the fire company), 2/25, 2:00
Hares: Cougar Bait and Pooperlicious
Hash Cash: $7
Prelube: Ganley's
There will be a Turkey/Eagle option. Why? WHY THE FUCK NOT?!

Monday, February 19, 2018

World Record Beer Race Brunch Social

When: Saturday March 10th 11am'ish
Prelube: 9am ( How do you prelube for a Drinking Social?? Prelube will be a hosted Ride & Run)
Cash: $10 Includes 2 Pints of Beer and a Bunch O’ Large Breakfast Pizzas
Where: Liberty Tap Room Exeter
Who: RH3 ++ bring your friends, anyone that can drink two pints will do
Firkin: 40 Pints Each!


So you know those things we all love called Firk’ins? You know they sit on the bar and they tap fresh beer out of them….Well apparently there is a world record for how fast a Crew of dinking professionals can consume one of these bitches

I feel like we should take a go at the World we will! With a twist! even with an A type Prelube, and the fact that we are trying to beat a world record. I figured I would make this even more competitive. I have worked with our good friend Josh from Liberty to not get one...but TWO firkins of Hijynx tasti’ness brewed by Josh himself…

TWO?? YES TWO….we are over fucking achievers here in Reading! We will not only be going after the world record, but we will have two teams competing so even if we don't beat the record, 50% of us can still be winners by beating our friends!

The quick dowN’dirty…..two teams 1 firkin each, time starts when you smack your bung in (no off position)….time stops when the last sip of the 40th pint is down. Hoping to get 2 teams of 20! Liberty is setting us up in the main dining area and will be videoing the event! Teams will be picked day of and you will be given time to stratigize!!

Yup, Ask away....….FF

Monday, February 5, 2018

RH3 #977 Year of the Dog

Ok, according to the Chinese, 2018 is the Year of the Dog. What this has to do with the next hash...I have no freakin idea!

Our hare, How Long, tried to explain it to me...but the hell who can understand him?!

What I did get was that the On On is the BK Trading Post, 2253 Lancaster Ave, Shillington, Sunday 2/18 @ 2:00.

Hash cash: $5

Prelube: Schaylor Brewery

The rest was unintelligible, except something about we are supposed to wear red...

Monday, January 15, 2018

RH3 #976 Groundhog Day Hash

It's Deja Vu all over again! Our anal Groundhog Day Hash, hared perennially and perversely, by our own Foot Fairy and Horn of Plenty.  

On On: Antietam Lake main lot, 200 Angora Rd., 2/4, 2:00 

Cash: $5

Pre: Liberty Taproom

"You want a prediction about the weather? You're asking the wrong Phil. I'm going to give you a prediction about this winter? It's going to be cold, it's going to be dark and it's going to last you for the rest of your lives!"

Sunday, January 7, 2018

RH3 #975 Virginal Sacrifice Hash

So...we don't have any conveniently located volcanos nearby, but I'm thinking a flat rock, high on a mountain, a sharp knife....the hash gods will be appeased.

Hares: Just Lisa, Just Kevin and ToeFU

On On: 1825 Lorraine Rd, Rdg, 1/14, 2PM

Hash Cash: $7

PreLube: the Pike

Come on out and break some cherries....Gang Bang!!

Wednesday, January 3, 2018

RH3 #974 Cuddle Me Drunk

Cuddle Me Drunk?? WTF?? Who knows what these wanks are thinking?

Hares: GladHeAteHer, One More Hole, Just Brett and Just Sarah

On On: Kutztown Park, off Laurel St. near Solo Labs. 1/6, 2:00

Hash Cash: $7

Pre-lube: Kutztown Pub on Main St.

It's gonna be coooold, Bitches. Wanks might want to break out the fur-lined boxers. Bims...maybe hold off on the razor this week?
Cancellation is NOT AN OPTION!!!

RH3 Winter Keiryoki Nite

It’s that time of the year when we huddle drink and to sing. Why, you ask?? Because it’s Swamp Thing’s birthday!! At his age, who knows how many more he’ll have!

Where: Francesca’s, 2101 Howard Blvd, Reading (Mt Penn), Fri 1/5 at 8:00

Cum, drink, the fool you were meant to be...