Tuesday, August 13, 2019

RH3 #1028 The Him and Schmimm Hash


These two have decided to spend some quality time in the woods "laying" trail instead of "laying" elsewhere. Join Foot Fairy and virgin co-hare Just Kim for a cherry poppin good time...

When: Monday August 19th @ 615PM
Where: Schuylkill River Tail Angstadt Ln Parking (also may be known as Hafer Petroleum
Who: Foot Fairy & Just Kim
Hash Cash: $5
Pre: Bring a Beer or Two and Drink Them in the Lot

Tuesday, July 30, 2019

RH3 #1027 30 Year Analversary of RH3s 150th Trail


The trail name pretty much says it all, but let's sit back and think about it for a second... 30 years and 877 trails ago. That's back when they used to send hash invites in the mail... a couple of our hashers may have still been shitting their diapers... I was 7 years old... NFB was 5'3" ... Foot was trying to lose his virginity. Anyways, here's the low down ya fucks.

When: Monday August 5th 2 6:15 SHARP
Where: Behind Stoudt's Brewery (park behind the clock tower)
Hare: Bad Semen
Hash Cash: $5
Pre: Figure it out dummies

Tuesday, July 23, 2019

RH# #1026 The Hump Hash

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There's nobody more excited then Teacher about this one!! The Hump Hash marks the beginning of my demise as the RH3 GrandMaster... before you know it, one of you wanks will be passed the crown and I'll have nothing to look forward to besides "When one GM drinks, ALL GMs DRINK!!" Anyways, here's the low down biotches...

When: July 29 @ 6:15 PM
Where: Schlegel Park
Who: Any Crack'll Do
Why: Why not?
Hash Cash: $5
Prelube: Troopers


Wednesday, July 10, 2019

RH3 # 1025 FLOAT!

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Back by popular demand, the FLOAT!! Join your fellow hashers for magnificant scenic views of the mighty Schuylkill RIver. Trail will be starting this year from Jim Dietrich Park. Bring your kayak, river tube, or alvarado of choice along with your own swill to drink on the river. Cougar will have his trailer so we'll load it up and get it to where you'll need it.

When: Sunday July 14th @ 11am
Where: Jim Dietrich Park
Hares: Breast, Cougar, Pooper, Crack
Hash Cash: $4


Friday, June 28, 2019

RH3 #1024 "An Old School 4th" Hash



4th of JULY!!!

This one will feel like the early days for you ancient fucks, and for the rest of you... well, you'll see when the pack is out at 5:39 am Thursday morning . Our hares are kicking it old school so we're going back to where it all started 33 years ago at the good old William Penn Fire Tower. I feel like it's been forever since we've drank under that giant phallic structure under the rising sun, andto make it even more special I've been promised by the hares that there'll be cheap girls, good beer, and an even cheaper fireworks display. Sounds like a recipe for an unforgettable trail, which is good since you'll most likely have trouble remembering it the next day!! ON ON

When: Thursday July 4th @ 5:39 AM
Where: William Penn Memorial Firetower
Hares: Some old fucks from back in the day
Hash Cash $15


Pre: William Penn Memorial Firetower

Monday, June 17, 2019

RH3 #1023 The Lion King Hash



RH3 #1023 The Lion King Hash

Nala + Rafiki = Nafika

Join Hares Just Nafika and ToeFU in this African adventure....ok, Mt. Penn.

On On: Liberty Taproom 6/24, 6:15 (please park as far from the entrance as possible)

Pre: Same same

Hash cash: $2

Hakuna matata!


Thursday, May 30, 2019

RH3 #1022 The 100% Foot Bash (Urbane Edition)


BASH: noun
Definition of bash 
1 : a forceful blow
2 : a festive social gathering : PARTY

Well, with this trail being 100% Foot owned, one of those definitions might not be far off. It's time for the first Bash (Bike Hash) of the year. I'm being told by the hare this will be an all "Urbane" trail, so I assume road bikes are acceptable along with MTB/Hybrid/Gravel. So bring your hash cash, two-wheeled device of choice, and a well trained liver to City Park on Monday June 10th. ON ON

What: RH3 #1022 The 100% Foot Bash (Urbane Edition)

When: Monday June 10th @ 615 PM

Where: CIty Park parking lot above the basketball courts (same lot that we always start from in City Park) 

Who: Foot Fairy (Live)

Pre: It's 100% Foot so I'd assume Liberty?

Tuesday, May 21, 2019

RH3 #1021 The Kegs and Eggs Hash

Ok Reading, we've had some curveballs with this trail so there's some questions yet to be answered before you get all of the deats... BUT, here's what we've got so far, and it's what's most important. 

There'll be a trail.

There'll be kegs.

There'll be eggs.

And it all starts some time before noon on Saturday May 25th somewhere in the city on the North side. Hash cash will probably be somewhere between $5 and $10 depending how good we want to treat you fuckers. If you have any questions... direct them all to Foot, he's always got the best answers.

Stay tuned biotches!!

Wednesday, May 15, 2019

RH3 #1020 The Medicare Hash


The year was 1954. President Dwight Eisenhower had just announced the detonation of the first hydrogen bomb, the Giants swept the Indians in the World Series, and "On the Waterfront" won the Academy Award for Best Picture. A loaf of Bread was 17 cents, a stamp was 3 cents, and gasoline was 21 cents a gallon. Most importantly, three of the Reading Hash's finest hounds were born that year: Swamp Thing, Stupid Brother, and Bad Semen.

To honor these three intrepid 65 year olds (before they move on to their final retirement), the Reading Hash is proud to present the Medicare Hash. 

When: Monday May 20th

Where: Wyomissing Soccer Fields Lot (behind Wawa, across from Gallen Ins in Shillington)

When: Circle at 6PM, hounds off at 615PM.... 615 PM!! Remember, these guys have one foot in the grave so we can't keep them waiting

Hash Cash: $5, plus you will need exactly $2 in cash on you during the run (not a $5 bill or $10 bill... $2 in ones)

Prelube: Flannigans

White socks, plaid nut hugger shorts, and Worlds Best Grandpa tshirts are optional.

Monday, April 29, 2019

RH3 #1019 The Red Dress Hash


Its that time of year again!! Get your finest red dress and your well trained livers ready for a day of drinking and running all to save the boobies!! We're at a new venue this year and so everyone has to be on their finest hash behavior, and bring a fat wad of cash to buy some stuff from the auction or try to persuade some fellow hashers to do something they'll regret the next day! 

When: Saturday May 11th , 2PM
Where: 434 Franklin St, Reading, PA 19602, United States
Hash Cash: $20
Hares: Breast Stroaker, Hot Lips, Swamp

Monday, April 22, 2019

RH3 #1018 Totally 80s Hash


Great Scott! It's like a totally 80's hash!
There comes a time, when we heed a certain call, to get into the groove and get physical. Might as well jump, 'cause you gotta fight for your right to party. Let's go crazy, cause girls just wanna have fun with nasty, nasty boys. Walk like an Egyptian down to the Paradise City, with east end boys and west end girls! It doesn't matter what you wear**, just as long as you are there. Sweet dreams are made of this (who am I to disagree?) 'cause this is thriller! We're gonna rock down to electric avenue and do the safety dance, then you gotta cut loose, footloose, kick off your Sunday shoes! La-di-da-di, we likes to party, and before this night is through, the rhythm is gonna get'cha!

**ok, like Milli Vanilli, we lied. 80's attire is highly encouraged!
We have a fresh hash planned so don't be a neo maxi zum dweebie and dis us! Like Kristy McNichol said "You are gonna LOVE this."
Hash Cash: $10
Trail: A-B
Pre-Lube: Flanagan's
On-On: "We have to go back, Marty!" Ollie's at 1PM!!
Dry bag: Yes, BE SURE YOU BRING AN EXTRA PAIR OF SOCKS!!

Monday, April 8, 2019

RH3 #1017 So Long Swamp


Say it ain't so!! What would RH3 be without Swamp? Word has it this perennially joking and groping icon to senior fitness is retiring and possibly moving to points South. 

Join hares Exploited College Girli, Not Twat, and ToeFU in this homage trail.

ON ON: 4/14, 2PM, 6 Hearthstone Ct, Lower Lot

Hash Cash $10

Cum help us say Sayonara Swamp!!

Monday, March 25, 2019

RH3 #1016 The Honeymoon Hash


We've been asked when the wedding is, and been told that we've got to do something with our running friends. We've talked it over, and what better way to celebrate a marriage than to involve another beautiful harriet in a 3 way honeymoon hash. Get your asses out Sunday for the best ever bang for your buck hash!! You've heard of the dollar dance, well, we're bringing you the dollar hash. That's right you wanks, hash cash $1. Join Pooperlicious, Optopussy, and CougarBait for a post nuptial exxxtravaganza live trail. 

When: Sunday March 31, 2pm 
Where: 7 Crestview Dr, Sinking Spring 19608
Who: Pooper, Opto, Cougar
Hash Cash $1
Pre: Railroad House @ 1PM
A - B Trail So Bring Your Dry Bags Bitches!!

Tuesday, March 5, 2019

RH3 #1015 Nothing But Crack Hash


DST is in effect, and so here comes the first Monday Hash of the season!! I'm laying this little ditty live and it'll be a low frills, mild thrills, and maybe good swills... or maybe no frills, wild thrills, and shitty swills... who knows?! Get to bed early on Sunday so you're caught up on your sleep and have enough energy to lift a beer to your lips. See you there fuckers!!

RH3 #1015 Nothing But Crack Hash
When: Monday March 11th @ 615PM
Where: TBD
Who: Any Crack'll Do
Hash Cash: $2

**Bring an ID and some cash**

Tuesday, February 19, 2019

RH3 #1014 An Old Fashioned Hash


Heading back in time to good ole Schuylkill County for a fittingly named event.... An Old Fashioned Hash!! Hare's Cougar Bait and Toe Fu have a LIVE trail planned with some sort of fancy whiskey concoctions and of course delicious Hamm's to fill your livers with. So bring your "A Game" on out, and rain gear of course for An Old Fashioned HASH

When: Sunday February 24,2PM
Where: Deer Lake Pub
1596 Centre Tpke
Orwigsburg, PA 17961
Hares: Cougar Bait & Toe Fu
Hash Cash: $10

ON! ON

Tuesday, February 12, 2019

RH3 #1013 The Valentines Day Hash


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We all know that Valentine's Day is this Thursday, and who doesn't want to celebrate the season of love??? While some of us may totally dislike the holiday itself, what better reason to come out and join RH3 for a celebration of loving beer, shiggy, food, our fellow hashers, and a shitty trail?

Cum on out Sunday, 2/17 and join hares Pooperlicious and Cougar Bait for a lovely (or shitty) A-B trail through romantic Reading scenery...

When: Sunday February 17, 2PM
Where: Lincoln Park Pool, 205 Stanford Ave, Reading, Pa 19609
Hares: Pooper & Cougar
Hash Cash: $7
Pre: Beverly Hills Tavern

See you there you horny fucks!!

Monday, January 21, 2019

RH3 #1012 The Groundhog's Day Hash!!


Bing!! Back by popular demand, the RH3 Groundhog's Day Hash... or maybe we're just stuck in that endless vortex and we're destined to have to repeat this one. Over. And over. And over. And over. Either way, it's looking to be a dooooooozy!! Am I right or am I right or am I right?! Right. Right.

So here it is, hared by our beloved HOP and Foot Fairy...
Saturday, February 2 @ 2PM Bing!
$5 Hash Cash and $12 Buffs (while supplies last) Bing!
Pre: Liberty Taproom Bing!!

On On location TBA!

I'd love to stay and talk with you... but I'm not going to.

See ya there wanks!!

Monday, January 7, 2019

RH3 #1011 The HOT-CRACK-ALICIOUS HASH


Cum join yours truly along with the lovely Hot For Teacher and Pooperlicious for a live trail next Sunday at the HOT-CRACK-ALICIOUS HASH. Chase our fine asses in search of beer, shots, and shiggy through the slums of the city, the bustling downtown, and the hills of Neversink. It’s sure to be fantASStic!!

RH3 #1011 The HOT-CRACK-ALICIOUS HASH
Sunday January 13th @ 2PM
Canal Street Pub parking lot
$6 Hash Cash
Prelube: Oakbrook Brewing



ON!! ON!!

Thursday, January 3, 2019

RH3 #1010 The Swampsicle Hash... Again


Help Swamp celebrate another year around the sun in another Swampsicle Hash... this time in the remote woods of MiddleCreek. For as long as this guy has been hashing, you can expect a stellar trail with lot's of celebratory libations to keep you warm on this frigid expedition or to cure the shakes from your morning hangover. Here's the deats:

RH3#1010 Swampsicle Hash
January 6th @ 2PM
100 Museum Rd, Stevens, PA 17578 (MiddleCreek Visitors Center)
$6
Pre: Kleinfeltersvillle Hotel (I think)

Bundle up and be there bitches!!