Wednesday, July 14, 2021

#1069: The Summer of 69'



Tired of smashing the same old thing week after week??
Cum join Black Cox Matter and Roids as they bang......out hash #1069
There is sure to be plenty of plowing .......through deep shiggy
No quickies here either, Roids definitely knows how to lay an impressive trail.
Make the trip to Pound Town....AKA Chalfont.
Be sure to pack your suits to join us for cock........tails by our pool after.
Ps: Roids “impressive trail” isn’t length. Hares have assured me the it’s more about girth and trail will be a reasonable 4ish miles… give or take. 
On on is 1 Highpoint Drive, Chalfont behind some gym. Highly technical map to follow when Roids learns to use a computer. 
Hash cash $5
Bring a suit to pool party after! 

Tuesday, June 15, 2021

#1067: The 35th Running of the 4th O’ July Sunrise Hash “Hashers On Parade”


Ok Bitches…..this is a big one!!! This is the 35th Mother Fuckering Running of the Reading Hash House Harriers 4th O’ July Sunrise Hash. Some of you are not even 35 years old, or have parents married that long. Or to be honest have ever even had a friend that long! So if this has been going that long...hop the fuck OnOn!

I have always been a BIG BIG fan of the Hash History in Reading… (I being Foot the person writing this)...and this year WE THE HARES have something VERY special in store for you. So hash Historious that it outdates some of the Old Heads, they dont even remember it. Granted they have been drunk for for the last 35 years and can barely remember where they parked their cars, “Or where they live”....but dont let that dete’r you. It’s going to be fucking a fantastic Trail!!!!

So…..If you have never Listened to “Living In America” at Dawn with a beer in your hand you are barely considered American! If you have never been to an RH3 4th of July than i am not even sure you are actually a Hasher. If you are from RH3 and have never been to the 4th you better get your ass up at dawn, Dress in your Finest Red, White & Blue and join in what makes us Oh So Exceptionally Shitty here in Readiing! Yes i am calling you out, you know who you are! It’s goona go down in the Anals...

Date: July 4th @5:39AM 

ONON: Lombard Street and Duryea Drive!!!

NOT The William Penn Fire Tower!!

(The tower lot is closed these days due to the Jack Asses up there don't worry we will remind you a billion times! Just go with it!!!!!)

Prelube: 5AM @ the ONON

Theme: 4th O July DRESS THE FUCK UP (dont worry we will remind you a billion times)

Hares: Flammer (if he remembers to show) Toe FOO….and Foot

Hash Cash: TBD


Tuesday, June 1, 2021

#1065: Quit Your Bitching Hash


Monday, June 14 at 6:15 PM
Hare: Cougar Bait
Hash cash: $5
ON ON 508 E Lancaster Ave. Shillington, PA 19607
Park behind Family Dollar next to the DMV testing lot.

#1064: Too much of a good thing! Hash


Sunday, June 6 at 2 PM

Come join RH3 for our fourth hash in three weeks proving that yes, there’s no such thing as too much of a good thing!!!
Hare: Cougar Bait
Hash cash: $5
On-on: somewhere on Brownsville Road, detailed map to follow. Also shiggy socks and trail shoes are suggested.... I rarely trust a hare but this sounds like a logical suggestion.

Sunday, May 23, 2021

#1063: Kegs & Eggs

Saturday, May 29

Time for the annual Memorial Day weekend Kegs and Eggs trail. Hares are Any Crack’ll Do and Foot Fairy. As tradition holds, the start will be where we ended last kegs and eggs. So on on is Beer Wall in West Reading. Pack is out at 10am. Details about pre-lubing to come. Trail is A to B. Hash cash TBD.

#1062: Not your grandma hash!


Not My Grandma! Hash
Over the river and through the woods,
Just Brandon is haring a hash;
He’s not sure the way since he’s really gay,
So Choo Choo and Suckie are haring too, PHEW!
Over the river and thru the woods,
$2 for the hash cash!
Bring the money off the dresser for food and beer (yessir),
Unless you wanna eat Just Brandon's ass!
Over the river and thru the woods,
The gays do everything best;
Bring dry bag in toe- or don’t (but do though),
Wear Rainbows for a little zest!
Over the river and thru the woods,
Trot fast to B from A!
On-On at 2:00 in the church (parking lot not pew)
For May 23 is Hashing Day!
On-On: Mohns Hill Church Upper Lot (708 Mohns Hill Rd, Reading, PA 19608)
Day and Time: May 23 at 2p
Hash Cash: $2
Hares: Just Brandon, Suckie, Choo Choo
Extracurriculars: Stuff your pockets with the money off the dresser for food and beer at the apres
Dress to impress. Surprise for the best dressed!

Saturday, May 1, 2021

#1960: The Stupid Bad Birthday Hash


Surprise!!! We're squeezing in a Hash prior to the Red Dress, mainly b/c we aren't sure if these guys will make their 68th birthday so let's celebrate a Stupid Bad Birthday!! 

From the Hares, Stupid Brother and Bad Semen: 
Start time is 6:07pm, we don't care if you get there earlier or later, but the pack WILL be off at 6:07. Why? Because we both turn 67 in May, plus it gets dark early. On-on: behind Gallen Insurance in Shillington. Hash Cash is $5, bring dry bags. Pre-lube at Paolo's.