RH3 #1211: Full Moon Hash

Sunday, September 20
2pm

Hares: Cums with Children, Phoof There It Is, Just Amanda 

Hash Cash: $5

On-on: Stone House Pond. 

YR Club address right next to it is 1029 Thrush Road

Reading, PA 19610

HTM: 

With Halloween around the corner and a full moon upon us it’s only fitting to host a Full Moon Hash. In the wise words of Tom Petty there’s nothing better than free ballin’ or crushing an ice cold Hamms. 

With Hallow around the corner and a full moon upon us, it's only fitting to host a Full Moon Hash. In the wise words of Tom Petty, there's nothing better than free ballin' or crushing an ice cold Hamms.

RH3 #1210: Farewell Summer Hash

Monday, September 7, 2026
2pm

Farewell Summer Hash

Hares: Pretty When I’m Drunk & Peeter On A Skeeter

Monday, September 7 - 2:00 PM

On-On: Rear Lot of Weaver Market, 2610 N Reading Rd, Denver

Hash Cash: $6

The sun is setting on another fun filled summer, so let’s have one last summer blast as we take trail just to the south of the Berks county line!

 

RH3 #1209: Back to School

August 24, 2026

On-on: 6:15pm, Harbor Freight, Shillington

Hare: Decoy, Hash Cash: $6

Back to School— if you want to dress up as Agnus Young or a naughty school girl… or even that punk Mike who used to sit in front of me in home room with a sneer on his face (and who now sells vape cartridges out of the back of his car)… knock yourself out. 

Just remember — no chewing gum, and bring a note from a parent if you’re going to be late (or go home early).

**Note from the hare: A to B trail and bring a dry bag

RH3 #1208: Mystery Hare

 

August 10, 2026

6:15pm

Apparently, I have a problem leaving my hash paraphernalia unattended.  I set my clipboard down at AGM & a “mystery” hare signed up for trail. Today I found this taped to my door?

RH3 #1207: Halfway to Santa Hash
July 27, 2026, 6:15 pm

🎅 HALFWAY TO SANTA HASH 🎄

(aka Christmas in July, for those greedy fcks who just can't wait another five months for presents)*

In case you're wondering — yes, it's exactly what it sounds like. Halfway to the Santa Hash. A perfectly reasonable excuse to break out the ugly sweater in July, drink like it's egg-nog season, and run around Douglassville like a bunch of confused elves.

Hares: Cums with Children, International Man of Pleezure

On-On: Morlatton Village Trailhead Douglassville

Hash Cash: $5

Christmas attire encouraged

 

RH3 #1206: Not Dead Yet Hash

 

Monday, July 13, 2026

6:15 pm

Hares: Bad Semen, Stupid Brother & Swamp Thing

On-On: Parking area of Bernhardt's Dam

Hash Cash: $5

That's right, kiddies. Those same old goats that brought you the Medicare Hash, The Summer of '69, Still Sexy at 70, and many other hashes are still alive and kicking. In honor of that not-so-small feat, we now present the 'Not Dead Yet' Hash. We can't guarantee we'll make it to the finish, but we'll be around for the start with plenty of beer and cheesy poofs. So come on out and join us. Oh, and if anyone has a portable defibrillator, please bring it along. --Bad Semen

RH3 #1205: 4th of July Hash
Saturday, July 4, 2026
5:35 AM
Field beside Captain's Cove, Mt. Penn, PA

Oh say, can you beer by the dawns early light

What so proudly we Hamm’d

At the twilight's last drinking?

Whose bud lights and many shots

Through the perilous trail

O'er the fire tower we watched

Were so stupidly drinking?

And the pagodas’ red glare

The car bombs bursting in air

Gave 100 proof through the morning

That our HHHs were still there

O say, does that half-witted hasher yet sway

O'er the land of the hash and the home of the depraved

Cum celebrate ‘Mericas 250th Birthday the bestest way possible.

On-on: Field adjacent to Captain's Cove

Hares: Toh-Foo, Foot, Flamer, & Decoy

Hash Cash: $20