Tuesday, November 29, 2022

RH3 #1105 Santa Hash

Bad SantaMay be an image of outdoors and text          On-on: 2pm 
Where: Rt. 10 mountain bike polo field next to Trooper Thorns. See HTM for those navigationally challenged.
Hash Cash: $20...haberdashery. Don't forget a gaily wrapped gift for a fellow has her.
Hares: No Fucking Brains & Dog breath.
For years Santa and his little elf have been gayly laying trail through the streets of the ever-festive Reading area. This year is no different as Santa and his elf take to the streets to lead our merry pack of degenerates in what is surely to be a time of holiday spirit and hopefully spirits. Come dressed in your Season's finest and prepared with a gift to earn the privilege of sitting on Santa's lap...boy what a privilege.

RH3 #1104 Here Pisses Santa

On-on: 6:00pm...sharp

Details: More to cum. Until then, dry bag, orange/reflective wear, flesh...umm flashlights/headlamps highly recommended.

Saturday, November 12, 2022

#1103: Family Hash


When: Sunday, November 13 at 2:00pm
Hares: Peeter on a Skeeter and Pretty When I’m Drunk
ON-ON: Heidelberg Run West Pavilion, South Arthur Dr & Longview Dr, Sinking Spring
Hash Cash: $5 per family

As the holidays approach, we begin to think about family fun. After skipping sporting events and dance recitals all year to fuel your love of the hash, there’s no better way to show those kiddos exactly what you’ve been up to. This is an all ages hash with beverages for all. Trail will be A to A, so we don’t lose anybody (on purpose). After trail, there will be an on after with food and beverages of all kinds.

Wednesday, October 26, 2022

#1102: The Better Off Dead Hash

Dress up bitches, costumes strongly encouraged!
Trail: A-B
Dry bag: Yes
Hash Cash: I WANT MY $2...cash!
ON-ON: CTown Supermarkets @ 6th and Greenwich St. Park on side lot. HTM to follow. (600 Greenwich St., Reading)
Ever been dumped for the captain of the ski team? Ever been a French exchange student living with a freaky family complete with a dorky son who doesn't understand the "friend zone"? Do you still owe your paperboy $2? Then this hash is for YOU!
Casting Couch, Nasty Panties, & ExCoGi are truly a sight to behold. It's an awesome spectacle! Once again they are teaming up to bring you an afternoon of excitement. An officious display of seething opponents. Will you have to ski the k12? Well, we can't give everything away now, can we? You'll have to cum find out what we have in store this time!

Thursday, October 13, 2022

#1101: Opto's Bookends


Sunday, October 16 at 2pm

Hares: Schmoot
On-On: Antietam Swimming Pool, 905 Byram St., Reading
Hash Cash: $5

Tuesday, September 20, 2022

#1100: Cougarbait's Last Dance


Saturday, September 24 at 12 pm

Cougarbait made it to 50 trails! Time for his last trail as Grandmaster and a party to celebrate 🎉. Keg will be tapped at noon, trail starts at 1 and the party / food starts when we return from trail. Bring your liver, bring your stomach, bring a chair, bring some lawn games. 
Hash cash : $20 (gets you food and decent beer)
On-on: use 846 Fritztown road but then see highly technical map. The pavilion is actually on chapel hill road.

#1099: The 38th Analversary


Thursday, September 22 at 6 pm

Celebrate the birth of our great kennel! Meet at the corner of Plymouth court and Reading Boulevard.
Hare: Any crack’ll do
Hash cash: TBD