RH3 #1205: 4th of July Hash
Saturday, July 4, 2026
5:35 AM
Field beside Captain's Cove, Mt. Penn, PA

Oh say, can you beer by the dawns early light

What so proudly we Hamm’d

At the twilight's last drinking?

Whose bud lights and many shots

Through the perilous trail

O'er the fire tower we watched

Were so stupidly drinking?

And the pagodas’ red glare

The car bombs bursting in air

Gave 100 proof through the morning

That our HHHs were still there

O say, does that half-witted hasher yet sway

O'er the land of the hash and the home of the depraved

Cum celebrate ‘Mericas 250th Birthday the bestest way possible.

On-on: Field adjacent to Captain's Cove

Hares: Toh-Foo, Foot, Flamer, & Decoy

Hash Cash: $20

RH3 #1204: Crank It To 11 Hash

You see, most halfwits, you know, will be going to ten. You're at ten, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're at ten. Where can you go from there? Where?

Cum see if Dances will have that extra push over the cliff. Will he put it up to eleven?

Hare: Dances With Whores

Hash Cash: $5

On-on: Ollie's (Shillington)

Pre-lube: ¿Taco Bell?

RH3 #1203: Deja FuckYou Hash

 

Monday, June 8, 6:15pm

RH3# 1203: Deja FuckYou Hash

Ever get the feeling you’ve been there, done that? Of course you have, after your fifth Hamms and second car bomb, everyone’s memory gets a little fuzzy.

Back for his second in a row, Sex Toys will be laying trail for all the halfwits. Cum out to see how it’s same same but different.

Rumor has it, there may be an appearance by our newly elected GM so that right there would be something different….

Hare: Sex Toys for Everyone
On-on: Building 24, Wyomissing
Hash cash: $5

RH3 #1202: Clowning Around Hash

Sunday, May 31, 2026

Hares: Sex Toys & Silence of the Goats

On-on: Reading Airport (2501 Bernville Road)

12 pm**note earlier start time

Hash Cash: $5

Pre-lube @ Klinger

 What should you do if you’re attacked by a mob of clowns? Go for the juggler.

RH3 #1201 Some Bitches Be Getting Married Hash

 

Sunday, May 17 - 2:00 PM

Hares: Ginger Snatch, ExCoGi & Optopussy

On On: Harbor Freight Parking Lot, 3800 Shillington Plaza, Shillington

Hash Cash: $7

Dress code: White

Some bitches be getting married! Ginger, Excogi and Opto want you to bring out the virgins and those virgins better wear white. However since odds are that none of the current hashers are virgins, how about everybody wears white and celebrate these bitches?! 

RH3 AGM #24

Tuesday, May 12 - 6:00 PM

Pagoda City Brewing

101 N Carroll St

Reading, PA 19611

Join us for the AGM at Pagoda City Brewing!

There is no hash cash. It is pay as you go for beer and food. 

Remember to wear your Hash Formal-wear (Men: boxers or kilt w/nice shirt, Ladies: the less the better!).

Pagoda City is bringing in the Wednesday Night Taco guy for Tuesday Night. Food is CASH ONLY. Please show support and get some tacos!

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There will also be a blind raffle. The GMs of RH3 are putting together some awesome raffle baskets, and tickets will be sold at the AGM. CASH ONLY for the raffles. 

And don’t forget the real reason we’re there! It’s time to elect the next Mismanagement!! So be sure to get there and vote. Vote early. Vote often!

RH3 #1199 Bookend Hash

FRIDAY, May 8th - 6:15 PM

 

Hares: Bad Semen & Dogbreath

On-On: Governor Mifflin Tennis Courts Parking Lot, 661 Philadelphia Ave, Shillington, PA 19607

Hash Cash: $5

It's time to cum full circle and let the hares that kick started Breast Stroaker's reign at trail #1151 complete the bookend of #1199.

This is a Friday Night trail to kickoff Red Dress / Breast's 50th weekend!