Ok Bitches…..this is a big one!!! This is the 35th Mother Fuckering Running of the Reading Hash House Harriers 4th O’ July Sunrise Hash. Some of you are not even 35 years old, or have parents married that long. Or to be honest have ever even had a friend that long! So if this has been going that long...hop the fuck OnOn!
I have always been a BIG BIG fan of the Hash History in Reading… (I being Foot the person writing this)...and this year WE THE HARES have something VERY special in store for you. So hash Historious that it outdates some of the Old Heads, they dont even remember it. Granted they have been drunk for for the last 35 years and can barely remember where they parked their cars, “Or where they live”....but dont let that dete’r you. It’s going to be fucking a fantastic Trail!!!!
So…..If you have never Listened to “Living In America” at Dawn with a beer in your hand you are barely considered American! If you have never been to an RH3 4th of July than i am not even sure you are actually a Hasher. If you are from RH3 and have never been to the 4th you better get your ass up at dawn, Dress in your Finest Red, White & Blue and join in what makes us Oh So Exceptionally Shitty here in Readiing! Yes i am calling you out, you know who you are! It’s goona go down in the Anals...
Date: July 4th @5:39AM
ONON: Lombard Street and Duryea Drive!!!
NOT The William Penn Fire Tower!!
(The tower lot is closed these days due to the Jack Asses up there don't worry we will remind you a billion times! Just go with it!!!!!)
Prelube: 5AM @ the ONON
Theme: 4th O July DRESS THE FUCK UP (dont worry we will remind you a billion times)
Hares: Flammer (if he remembers to show) Toe FOO….and Foot
Hash Cash: TBD
SWAG: YES WE WILL BE SELLING A RH3 SWAG ITEM