Thursday, September 22, 2016

RH3# 924 "From Hare To Eternity"

Following our Analversary we have Hash #924 “From Hare To Eternity”! This witty entitlement is brought to you by Toe FU & Sucks It In!  

Any time Toe Fu hares a trail three things are for sure. For 1..there is 100% chance mother nature will F&#K him. Two...we will get 300 anal instructions on where to park, circle, stand, drink, how to act and who not make to mad. And 3...There is a very good possibly that literally no trail will be found anywhere!

He sent me a picture to use from the 1950’s movie he twisted the title from, but it just was not a FF picture so I picked my own! (Sorry FU) you post plenty anyway! This movie does have many hash like qualities…..disobeying the rules, a bugler, semen, singing, asians, explosions….. you get the point!

The Anal Bits…
HASH DATE: 10/1/2016 2PEEE m
HARES: Sucks It In & Toe FU
HOST TOWN: Hamburg, the home of the King Frost, Hemburgerrfest, Toe Fu, Jack Rowe and and big Rocks and Dam’s to get drunk and fling yourself off of.
PRELUBE: Jake’s Place, this place has more rules then the Neuengamme Concentration Camp.
(3557 Old U.S. 22, Hamburg PA 19526)
PARKING: Across the street at the School Lot. Apparently Jake had enough of us at Get you Tip out of my Clam!
ONON: 2PM Behind Jake' 50 paces, as to not disturb the “real” patrons.
(3557 Old U.S. 22, Hamburg PA 19526)
DRY BAGS: FU is blabbeling about some Blue Marsh Creek and the Schuylkill so yes!

Oh yeah, and according to Toe FU rule # 300 Jake would also like us not to have an alcohol in public near his establishment haha!

See you in Hamburg Bitches this should be a good one!! ONON FF


Monday, September 12, 2016

RH3#923 The Happy Birthday / Analversary Day Hash!

Happy Birthday F&^k US! Yes it’s that time of year again, the time when we go back to where it all began 32 years ago. The one day of the year that Wyomissing cringes as the RH3 debaucherist’s get all up in um’! This hash is a stroll down Mamory lane, and may be the one time of year our Founding Father graces us with his presence! If you don’t know who the founding father of the Reading Hash is I suggest you find out beforehand. Failing the pre circle RH3 History quiz is no small offence. Newbies you better study up! Sexual favors for history lessons are available, or showing up in your birthday suite excuses you from questioning!

The waxy stuff….
Tour guide: NFB & Dances With Whores
Date: Thursday 9:22 @ 6:15
ONON: Reading Boulevard & Plymouth Place, Wyomissing, PA 19610, USA
(Hint this is where the 1st RH3 trail started)
HASH CASH: $1 Apres is On You!
(OOP that’s some old school shit right there!)
PRELUBE: West Reading Tavern
Trails: A to A
Dry Bag: Always a good idea!

Let get our Birthday ON Bitches!

Monday, September 5, 2016


Right on the heels of Hookup, we calm things down a little with the return of the Family Hash and Picnic!

“The Family Hash Bash” was a Tradition of RH3 in the days of Ol’ but somewhere along the way it got lost. Well this is one tradition we would like to see come back, so we scheduled it!

What exactly is a Family Hash? It’s about just what it sounds like…YES there will be a trail! Basic for the most part with some Eagle splits for the “Bigger” kids, but kid friendly for sure. Some “Basic” introductions and instructions will be given pre hash. We will circle up for some creative entertainment post Hash.  And finish up by enjoying a picnic with our RH3 hash Family!

HARES – Mismanagement
ONON - Egelman's Park
(2001 Hill Rd, Reading, PA 19602)
DATE – Sunday September 11th
TIME – 1PM arrival, Trail 1:30PM
ONON – Egelman’s Park
HASH CASH - $5 per Adult all kids under 21 are free.

What is covered in your Hash Cash? Pre Beverages, Kid and Adult trail beverages, grilled Burgers and Dogs, More Kids Beverages, Orange protein and such. Please feel free to bring something to share at the Picnic in the form of a covered dish, adult beverages, snacks, deserts or just your company.

What if you don’t have a family or Kids……I do have one family and about 6 or 7 kids to rent out. They are not the greatest but not very expensive for a day rental. They do need to be returned by 6pm. Seriously though, this is not only for Family’s or Kids it’s for the whole Kennel.

Any questions hit us up…..i am sure I missed something. Let’s Picnic Bitches! FF