Monday, June 9, 2014

Two Great Hashes UpCumming

Let's hope that the trail is better than the hares' d'rections.
Use 1799 MOUNTAINTOP Rd in your GPS then follow the info written under HASH SCHEDULE. Ganter Lane doesn't exist in GPS mapping land

First, Reading Trail #849 on Sunday June 22nd. Hared by Optopussy & JustJay. Details TBA so check back on the HASH SCHEDULE tab
One of the biggest & worst events of the year.
The Independence Day Sunrise Hash

July 4th with hares off PROMPTLY at sunrise - 0539AM.  Cum join this gala which includes cream-filled donuts, fireworks, the playing of patriotic music from the original recording made 30 yrs ago and if we get lucky enough to find a passed out peter puffer - the Mooning O The Fags.
Assemble at 5AM and bring your own beer because the hares are too cheap to provide the swill prior to the ONON
In spite of newly added video surveillance and police harrassment a few years ago this great tradition continues.  YOU need to be a part of this.
Location: high atop Mt Penn at the far tar
And, you will be drunk, I mean, done - in plenty of time to make Lehigh Valley's Red Dress Hash at 2PM