Tuesday, January 31, 2017

RH3# 940 LOVE IS A BITCH!....and two bearded men

1st order of business….I met 3 different people at Liberty this weekend during our many RH3 appearances, these people follow our Kennel weekly via the interweb but have not attended a trail yet. I guess it’s easy to pick us out in a crowd. Possibly you are waiting for a personal invitation, well
“THIS IS IT” now show up!!

I am not sure what this trail name is all about, but I see crazy triangle of confusion with nice asses and facial hair. Oddly enough if you google “Two men with Beards” you get a whole slew of pictures with young hipster men sporting crack-like beards making out with each other. Maybe Just Tamra is bitching because she is trying to get in on the action??

One thing I can tell you is while this trail is 2/3’s Virginal Haring…..it’s 100% racist! Yes Crack is at it again, trashing some more Hare Hyman with his pimp hand strong!  He is giving Iceberg Slim a run for his money in breaking new tricks to the game! But seriously these 3 hares like their trail, and they are running it LIVE. I am sure there is one rear you would not mind running all up in with this crew!

The glutes…

Hash Date: Sunday February 12 in the Year of the Cock!
Hares: Any Crack’ll Do, Just Tamra & Just Chris
ONON: 2PM Fritztown Rd & Chapel Hill Rd Reading PA 19608
For you Fancy Fucks: 40.304795, -76.049240
Parking: Turn onto Chapel Hill off Fritztown and you will see parking along the road
(If we get some snow before this event expect a parking change!) HTM to CUMM…
Prelube: Railroad House
(152 Woodrow Ave, Sinking Spring 19608)
Hash Cash: $6

Tuesday, January 10, 2017

RH3# 939 The 3rd Anl' Groundhogs Day!!

It’ll be déjà vu all over again…

“Ok Campers, rise and shine and don’t forget your booties cuz it’s cold out there today”

As is with Groundhogs day, this Hash just seems to keep coming back. Groundhogs Day is the Spawn of Foot Fairy & Horn O Plenty, conceived on an icy day in the Mt Penn hills at Trail # 838, brought to life at #866, and since they NEVER see their fucking shadow back at #899 and now #939. Maybe you will get lucky and they WILL see their shadow this year!

“I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate Lobster, drank Pina Coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day why couldn’t I get that day OVER & OVER again!

Be prepared to be Multiply Orgasmic as these two veteran hares screw you repeatedly…..YOUR CUMMFORT IS THEIR PRIMARY CONCERN!

There will also be GHD Habadashery for sale as usual, so bring your gold card. This Bucktooth rodent has been seriously messing with our kennel for years, so come out and let’s run this little fucker down

Hash Date: Jan 29th 2017
Hares: Foot Fairy & Horn O Plenty
ONON: Pendora Park
19th St & Forrest St Reading PA 19606
   40.329218, -75.900277
Prelube: Liberty Tap Room 11AM J
Hash Cash: $5
Habadashery: GHD item for Sale
Dry Bag: Multiple

Trail: A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A


Monday, January 2, 2017

RH3 # 938 The Swampsicle Hash!

For our second installment of 2017 we have Swampy  & Just Jess…..really Just Jess??  Yes the Racist one…

What do we know about this hash? No fucking clue, why is it a Swampsicle Hash?? Again no fuckin clue. We do know it’s Swamp’s Bday weekend and he has been Hashing the like of REAMStown since we chiseled hash trash on stone tablets!  The last time I Hashed these parts we “almost” got run over by a CRANE on trial , “almost” instigated a bar riot, and 100% got yelled at by a huge women lovingly known as “The Dragon Lady” for setting a beer on her  felt!

What does this adventure hold?? Well guess you need to show up and see!!

In Honor of Swampy’s Bday, this trail will also get a piss up social! Saturday night we will meet at American Sports Bar & Grill for a Hash Social & Karaoke Pissup to help celebrate Swamps Bday!!

So it shall be….

HARES: Swamp Thing & Just Jess
Piss Up Social: Saturday Jan 7th 8:30PM
3190 Shillington Rd, Sinking Spring Pa 19608
HASH DATE: Sunday Jan 8th 2:PM @ Reamstown Park
E Church St, Stevens, PA 17578
PRELUBE: Union Barrel Works!! Opens at 11..
6 N Reamstown Rd, Reamstown, PA 17567
Hash Cash: $8

Dry Bag: Echo echo…

HTM to cumm