RH3 #1207: Halfway to Santa Hash
July 27, 2026, 6:15 pm

🎅 HALFWAY TO SANTA HASH 🎄

(aka Christmas in July, for those greedy fcks who just can't wait another five months for presents)*

In case you're wondering — yes, it's exactly what it sounds like. Halfway to the Santa Hash. A perfectly reasonable excuse to break out the ugly sweater in July, drink like it's egg-nog season, and run around Douglassville like a bunch of confused elves.

Hares: Cums with Children, International Man of Pleezure

On-On: Morlatton Village Trailhead Douglassville

Hash Cash: $5

Christmas attire encouraged

 

RH3 #1206: Not Dead Yet Hash

 

Monday, July 13, 2026

6:15 pm

Hares: Bad Semen, Stupid Brother & Swamp Thing

On-On: Parking area of Bernhardt's Dam

Hash Cash: $5

That's right, kiddies. Those same old goats that brought you the Medicare Hash, The Summer of '69, Still Sexy at 70, and many other hashes are still alive and kicking. In honor of that not-so-small feat, we now present the 'Not Dead Yet' Hash. We can't guarantee we'll make it to the finish, but we'll be around for the start with plenty of beer and cheesy poofs. So come on out and join us. Oh, and if anyone has a portable defibrillator, please bring it along. --Bad Semen