Monday, July 13, 2026
6:15 pm
Hares: Bad Semen, Stupid Brother & Swamp Thing
On-On: Parking area of Bernhardt's Dam
Hash Cash: $5
That's right, kiddies. Those same old goats that brought you the Medicare Hash, The Summer of '69, Still Sexy at 70, and many other hashes are still alive and kicking. In honor of that not-so-small feat, we now present the 'Not Dead Yet' Hash. We can't guarantee we'll make it to the finish, but we'll be around for the start with plenty of beer and cheesy poofs. So come on out and join us. Oh, and if anyone has a portable defibrillator, please bring it along. --Bad Semen
