RH3 AGM #24

Tuesday, May 12 - 6:00 PM

Pagoda City Brewing

101 N Carroll St

Reading, PA 19611

Join us for the AGM at Pagoda City Brewing!

There is no hash cash. It is pay as you go for beer and food. 

Remember to wear your Hash Formal-wear (Men: boxers or kilt w/nice shirt, Ladies: the less the better!).

Pagoda City is bringing in the Wednesday Night Taco guy for Tuesday Night. Food is CASH ONLY. Please show support and get some tacos!

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There will also be a blind raffle. The GMs of RH3 are putting together some awesome raffle baskets, and tickets will be sold at the AGM. CASH ONLY for the raffles. 

And don’t forget the real reason we’re there! It’s time to elect the next Mismanagement!! So be sure to get there and vote. Vote early. Vote often!

RH3 #1199 Bookend Hash

FRIDAY, May 8th - 6:15 PM

 

Hares: Bad Semen & Dogbreath

On-On: Governor Mifflin Tennis Courts Parking Lot, 661 Philadelphia Ave, Shillington, PA 19607

Hash Cash: $5

It's time to cum full circle and let the hares that kick started Breast Stroaker's reign at trail #1151 complete the bookend of #1199.

This is a Friday Night trail to kickoff Red Dress / Breast's 50th weekend! 

RH3 #1200 Red Dress Hash / Breast Stroaker's 50th Trail!

 

APRES AND AUCTION LOCATION CHANGE

if you are planning to join us at the Apres and Auction after trail, please note that we are moving to Reverb, 1402 N 9th St, Reading.

We will see you at 5:30ish at Reverb! You can pay $20 Hash Cash upon arrival! 

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TRAIL BUS IS FULL!

We have hit capacity on the trail bus. If you are paid and listed on Hash Rego as cumming, you have a seat on the bus. 

If you didn’t make the bus, you can still feel free to join us at Apres and Auction, 5:30 pm at The Dips. You can pay $20 Hash Cash upon arrival! 

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Breast Stroaker's reign as GM of Reading H3 is cumming to an end, and it's ending at his annual haring event, Reading H3 RED DRESS!! A trail, a celebration, an auction, hab, libations! What could possibly go wrong??

Trail will begin at 2:00pm at The Dips (Northland Rod and Gun), 2010 Fairmont Ave, Reading, PA 19605. Following trail, an on-after celebration will be held at The Dips, complete with food, bevvies and auction.

This year's red dress is celebrating the animals! Auction proceeds and donations will be donated to the Friends of the Reading Police K-9 Unit.

Rego cost is $40. This includes trail, swag, and food and beer at the On After. Dinner and beer and seltzers/ciders will be provided.

IMPORTANT: Rego is necessary to confirm our numbers for catering!! If you have not completed Rego, you are not counted for dinner!

HASH REGO LINK: https://hashrego.com/events/readingh3-1200-red-dress-breast-stroakers-50th-tr

CUT OFF TO REGO AND RECEIVE HAB IS APRIL 20TH!!!

OTHER WEEKEND EVENTS:

-Friday Night will feature a Bookends Pissup Hash (#1199) hared by Bad Semen and Dogbreath.

-Saturday Morning, prior to Red Dress, will be a morning of service, serving breakfast at Opportunity House.

RH3 #1198 4/20 Hash

Alright Wankers and Bims, Hustlaz and Hoes… what better way to celebrate 4/20 then getting lit at the hash? Now, don’t come rolling in looking like some hippy doper, cuz we’re taking this shit 90s gangsta style, biotches!! Breakout out your boombox, your gold chains, and your high top reeboks… and get ready to slam some Hamms and grape juice!

Monday, April 20 - 6:15pm

On On: 6:15p Lower Access lot at Monocacy Hill

Hares: One Knee Wonder & Any Crack’ll Do

Hash Cash: “I’ve got 5 on it”

HTM For Parking:

RH3 #1197 / Rogue North #93 JOINT Trail

On-On: 441 Mountain Rd, Kempton

Circle approx. 12:45, Hares Out at 1:00

Hares: Breast Stroaker, Packs Em In The Rear and a 3rd Mystery Hare from CT!

Hash Cash $7 

Trail is A to B

Apres to follow at Packs' House

RH3 #1196 Dyngus Day Hash

Monday, April 6 - 6:15pm

On On- Brentwood Trailhead, 639 Morgantown Rd, Reading, PA 19611

Hares: Hot For Teacher, Any Crack’ll Do & Down In Front

Hash Cash: $5

Get ready, you magnificent degenerates, because on April 6 we’re celebrating the holiest of post-Easter traditions: Dyngus Day This special day is a time-honored excuse for revelry, ridiculousness, and just the right amount of bad decisions.

Legend has it this day is all about rebirth, flirtation, and playful chaos… but let’s be honest, for this hash it’s about beer, shenanigans, and whatever questionable traditions your hares decide to throw out there. 

Your mischievous trio of hares, Hot for Teacher, Any Crack’ll Do, and Down in Front are cooking up a trail that promises equal parts cultural confusion and physical regret. Expect a splash of Polish flair, a dash of awkward courtship rituals, and maybe getting wet in ways you didn’t plan for.

Will there be pussy willows? Eh, maybe. Will there be water? Almost certainly. Will there be dignity? Absolutely not.

So don your finest red and white, bring your best pickup lines (or worst, we don’t judge), and prepare for an evening of running, drinking, and Dyngus-style debauchery.

RH3 #1191A Groundhog Day Hash AGAIN

 

RH3 #1191A Groundhog Day Hash AGAIN!

Sunday, March 29 - 2:00 PM

On-On: BAMBA Parking Lot, 2 List Rd, Reading, PA 19606

Hares: Horn of Plenty and Foot Fairy

Hash Cash: $5

Optional Groundhog Day Hab: $20 - First Cum First Served

The annual tradition is back for another year! Cum join Horn of Plenty and Foot Fairy on another trek through the wilderness of Mount Penn. And pick up sweet hab to keep your GHD Collection growing. Prelube also at the BAMBA lot.

We're running it back!! The hares had a big snowstorm change their plans on the original hash date.  So, in true Groundhog Day fashion, we're going to do Groundhog Day all over again!!  The original On-On, the same hares, and the hab still available. Cum find out what the hares originally had in store for us that cold, snowy Sunday!

RH3 #1195 The T & A Hash

 

Sunday, March 22 - 2:00 PM

Hares: Tit Mouse, Tush Push, Breast Stroaker and possibly some other tits

On-On: Weis Parking Lot, 61 Kings Plaza, Oley, PA

Hash Cash: $6

Join us for a hash hared by our resident tits and asses! 

RH3 Pigs' Head Social

 

RH3 Pigs' Head Social

Saturday, March 21st - 3:00 PM

On-On: Tower Health Office Parking Lot Next to B2 Bistro, 739 Reading Ave, West Reading, PA

Event Cash: $10 - Bring additional money for drinks while hunting for the pigs' head

What is the Pigs' Head Social, you ask?  We will all gather at the On-On location, paying our $10 event cash.   Straws will be drawn, and the short straw will get the pigs head and all of the cash and a head start to find a bar.  This person will continue to drink off the event money.  The pack will search for them.  Enter the wrong bar? You'll need to get a drink on your own dime. Find the pigs head? Pull up a chair and join in on the event cash drinking spree!  

--More specific details will be provided at the beginning of the event.

RH3 #1194 Beer Light Savings Time Hash

Sunday, March 8 - 2:00 PM 

On-On: Kindts Corner, 1091 Shoemakersville Rd, Shoemakersville PA

Hares: Choo-Choo and Dry Dolly

Hash Cash: $6

It's early March, Daylight Savings Time is here! An extra hour of daylight drinking time has finally returned! Make your clocks spring forward so you don't miss trail!! 

RH3# 1193 Old Fashioned Hash

MOVED TO NOON DUE TO IMPENDING WEATHER!

Sunday, February 22 - 12:00 PM (TIME CHANGE!)

On-On: Parking Lot Behind Boscov's East, 4500 Perkiomen Ave, Reading, PA

Hares: Cougar Bait and ToeFU

Hash Cash: $7

It's time for everyone's favorite mid-winter event, the Old Fashioned Hash! Cougar Bait and ToeFU are mixing up another batch of old fashioned and another cold, snowy, winter trail.

RH3 #1192 Super Sunday Hash

 

Sunday, Feb 8 - 12:00 PM (Note the earlier start time!)

On-On: Former Fecera’s lot, 4710 Penn Ave, Sinking Spring

Hares: Pretty When I’m Drunk & Peeter On A Skeeter

Hash Cash: $5

It’s Super Bowl Sunday, so we’re starting trail a little early to make sure you can hash AND do whatever the hell else you want to do. Cum out and prelube the big game with a hash!

RH3 #1191 Groundhog Day Hash

 

RH3 #1191 Groundhog Day Hash

Sunday, January 25 - 2:00 PM

On-On: BAMBA Parking Lot, 2 List Rd, Reading, PA

Hares: Horn of Plenty and Foot Fairy

Hash Cash: $5

Optional Groundhog Day Hab: $20 - First Cum First Served

The annual tradition is back for another year!  Cum join Horn of Plenty and Foot Fairy on another trek through the wilderness of Mount Penn.  And pick up sweet hab to keep your GHD Collection growing.  Prelube also at the BAMBA lot.

RH3 #1190 A Very Engaging Hash

Sunday January 11, 2026 - 2:00 PM

You are cordially invited to Reading H3 #1190, in celebration of Optopussy and Too Men-A-Nite engaging each other in holy shenanigans, as they pick up the flour bag together for the first time as an engaged couple.  It should be a great way to kick off 2026 and celebrate Too Men-A-Pussy!!

*NOTE: Gibraltar Park has large "No Alcohol" signs and the township police department is nearby, so... bring a vessel or a coozie, or prelude elsewhere, or roll the dice. You do you.

Hares: Optopussy and Too Men-A-Nite

On-On: Gibraltar Park, Gibraltar Rd & Main Street, Birdsboro, PA

Hash Cash: $5