Monday, April 6 - 6:15pm
On On- Brentwood Trailhead, 639 Morgantown Rd, Reading, PA 19611
Hares: Hot For Teacher, Any Crack’ll Do & Down In Front
Hash Cash: $5
Get ready, you magnificent degenerates, because on April 6 we’re celebrating the holiest of post-Easter traditions: Dyngus Day This special day is a time-honored excuse for revelry, ridiculousness, and just the right amount of bad decisions.
Legend has it this day is all about rebirth, flirtation, and playful chaos… but let’s be honest, for this hash it’s about beer, shenanigans, and whatever questionable traditions your hares decide to throw out there.
Your mischievous trio of hares, Hot for Teacher, Any Crack’ll Do, and Down in Front are cooking up a trail that promises equal parts cultural confusion and physical regret. Expect a splash of Polish flair, a dash of awkward courtship rituals, and maybe getting wet in ways you didn’t plan for.
Will there be pussy willows? Eh, maybe. Will there be water? Almost certainly. Will there be dignity? Absolutely not.
So don your finest red and white, bring your best pickup lines (or worst, we don’t judge), and prepare for an evening of running, drinking, and Dyngus-style debauchery.
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