Ok Wanks….THIS IS A BIG ONE!!
This is the 30th Running of
the Reading Hash House Harriers
4th O’ July Sunrise Hash!
What
better excuse to come out and celebrate our freedom to hash than this! YES it
is a time honored tradition SO you may see a tad bit of “tradition” relived in
this year’s event. Hmmm wow….with 30 years of tradition and only half mind drunken
recollections of it who the fuck knows what you may see!!
We look forward to seeing so many of
the out of town faces we see year after year….this years trail as always is
sure to put a twinge in your junk!
If you
have never listened to “Living in America” at 5am with a beer in your hand you are
barely considered American! If you have never been to a RH3 4th of
July than I am not sure you are actually a Hasher! And If you are from RH3 and have
never been to the 4th than you better get your ass up at dawn, dress
in you finest Red White & Blue and join in what makes us Oh So
Exceptionally Shitty here in Reading!. Yes I am calling you out ya’ll know who
you are!!
As some ol’ fucks said one - 'It's a Hash - Damn
it, so Show Up'! Never wiser words have been spoken and so eloquent!
The Shit….
Hares – Foot Fairy, Flaming Asshole & Toe FU
ONON – The William Penn Memorial Fire Tower (2500
Skyline Dr Reading Pa 19606)
TIME – 5:39 AM Dawn! That does not mean 5:40 or 5:45 The Hash waits for
no one!
PRELUBE - The William Penn Memorial Fire Tower @ 5AM ish
TRAIL - A to B
DRYBAG – YES
APRES – YES
HASH CASH -$15
BEES – Free This Year!
**** This trail is A to B please make sure you get everything
in your drybag you may need. No bitching will be tolerated because some bimbo
needs a hair dryer or some wanks shorts are full of quagmire and no chicks will
get near him! Remember as always, your comfort is our primary concern and safety
is like 15th after combing your neighbor’s dog!
God Bless America And
Never Trust The Hares!
Spread the word………Let’s drink at Dawn Bitches! FF
Highly Technical Map!