Monday, June 27, 2016

RH3# 916 - The 30th Running of The Reading 4th O' July Sunrise Hash!


This is the 30th Running of the Reading Hash House Harriers
4th O’ July Sunrise Hash!

What better excuse to come out and celebrate our freedom to hash than this! YES it is a time honored tradition SO you may see a tad bit of “tradition” relived in this year’s event. Hmmm wow….with 30 years of tradition and only half mind drunken recollections of it who the fuck knows what you may see!!

We look forward to seeing so many of the out of town faces we see year after year….this years trail as always is sure to put a twinge in your junk!

If you have never listened to “Living in America” at 5am with a beer in your hand you are barely considered American! If you have never been to a RH3 4th of July than I am not sure you are actually a Hasher! And If you are from RH3 and have never been to the 4th than you better get your ass up at dawn, dress in you finest Red White & Blue and join in what makes us Oh So Exceptionally Shitty here in Reading!. Yes I am calling you out ya’ll know who you are!!

As some ol’ fucks said one - 'It's a Hash - Damn it, so Show Up'!  Never wiser words have been spoken and so eloquent!

The Shit….

Hares – Foot Fairy, Flaming Asshole & Toe FU
ONON – The William Penn Memorial Fire Tower (2500 Skyline Dr Reading Pa 19606)
TIME – 5:39 AM Dawn! That does not mean 5:40 or 5:45 The Hash waits for no one!
PRELUBE - The William Penn Memorial Fire Tower @ 5AM ish
TRAIL - A to B
BEES – Free This Year!
**** This trail is A to B please make sure you get everything in your drybag you may need. No bitching will be tolerated because some bimbo needs a hair dryer or some wanks shorts are full of quagmire and no chicks will get near him! Remember as always, your comfort is our primary concern and safety is like 15th after combing your neighbor’s dog!

God Bless America And Never Trust The Hares!

Spread the word………Let’s drink at Dawn Bitches! FF

Highly Technical Map!

Thursday, June 23, 2016

RH3 # 915 - Fleshwound's Fantasy Hash!

Ok….we are going to mix things up a bit and throw a Sunday Hash back at ya wanks! This is being brought to you by a fabulous trio of Fleshwound, Opt & Real Boy. I am not sure if it’s Fleshy’s fantasy to be in the woods with these two hotties or if he is fantasizing about reliving his namesake! Considering this Hash is taking place at almost exactly the same place as the one he got named for….maybe both!

The Junk….

Date / Time: Sunday June 26th @ 2PM
Hares: Opto, Fleshwound, Real Boy
Prelube : Ganley’s as soon as they open!
ONON: 505 Brownsville RD, Reading PA 19608
Hash Cash: $5
Dry Bag: Please

Please see the highly technical map for more details!

If ya don’t know, now ya know……FF

Tuesday, June 14, 2016

RH3 # 914 - The Reading BASH!! (Bike Hash)

THE READING BASH is back!!! Yes it's a Hash on bikes. I would suggest against your $2000 Carbon sweetie and bring something Hash worthy. Mt Bike or Hybrid is doable...a cyclecross bike if you are brave. Helmets are a MUST and there is no SAG so bring your own shit!

Location: Angelica Park (740 Morgantown Road)
Hash Cash: $6
Hares: NFB & Foot Fairy

Again this is HASH on bikes....a typical HASH only on wheels. If you have any questions feel free to message FF.

Tuesday, June 7, 2016

HASH # 913 - THIRD THIRSTY MONDAY (on the second monday!)

OK wanks…..another Monday night coming at ya! This one presented by Just Kylie & Foot Fairy! This is the RH3 version of the Third Thirsty Thursday. The trail will go where TTT would go if they had any BALLS or TRAINing! There will be NO awards and you will get more than ONE free beer. You could even see some soft pretzel, licorice and most definitely a megaphone!

Hey: Maybe there will be a cheering section of non-drinking A Types in the parking lot!

The Nasty Bits….

Date: Monday June 16th
Time: 6:15 ONON
Address: 451 Morgantown Rd, Reading PA 19611
Prelube: Troopers as soon as you can get there!

Hash Cash: $7
Dry Bag: I don’t give a shit!

FYI: Just Kylie’s favorite men are Jim…..Jack and Johnnie!

If you miss this one you suck!! FF