Thursday, December 21, 2017

RH3 #973 New Year's Day Hash

OK, it's New Year's're hung's fucking freezing...and these two halfminds want you to stumble over hill and dale when you could be sleeping off last night. Karma is a Bitch!!

Hares: Fleshwound (hopefully sans machete) and Just Jane

On On: Lower Heidelberg Elementary, 810 Brownsville Rd. (Ignore the apparel store reference), 1/1, 2PM

Hash Cash: $7

Prelube: Paradise by the Slice

Who wants to work up an appetite for pork and sauerkraut???

Sunday, December 17, 2017

RH3 #972 The Boilo Hash

"Skook Champagne" doesn't get any more festive than this!!

Hares: Foot Fairy and Any Crack'll Do
On On: Dec. 20, 6:15PM @ 135 Exeter St., Reading
Hash Cash: $3
PreLube: umm...Mike's Tavern

As always, this trail will quick and to the point. Traipse through the bowels of northern Reading, then guzzle large quantities of what amounts to mulled whiskey. Being expert lushes, we will all be judging the various entries into the Boilo Contest, and if you want to take a crack at making your own, all the better!!"

Wednesday, November 29, 2017

RH3 #971 Santa Fucks the Hash

Naughty or Nice?? We'll be the judge of that.... Santa only cums once a year (hence his huge sack). Be prepared to sit on his chubby lap (or lap chubby) in our world famous RH3 Holiday Extravaganza.

The North Pole Particulars:

Hare: NFB....the original Mad Elf

On On: The Wm Penn Fire Tower (yes, the same place as the Fourth O July), 2500 Spuhler Ln, Sat. 12/16, 2:00

Hash Cash: $20 (you'll only spend it on beer anyway, and we're giving you that!!)

Prelube: Liberty Taproom
Santa says...bring a gayly wrapped gift for him to bestow on some other poor schmuck. Alcohol isn't allowed (but bar or liquor store gift certificates fit perfectly) And who doesn't love a candy cane dildo...

Don't disappoint Santa. His reindeer have been going a bit heavy on the fiber and he's itching to do some recycling.

RH3 # 970 Twas the Nite Before We Get Fucked

As we all know...Santa cums but once a year. Saturday is the Big Day! So Friday nite we gather, we prelube and we hash...

The festive details:

Hares: Crack (and maybe other elves)

On On: Northeast Taproom, 1101 N 2th St, 12/15, 6:00

Hash Cash: $5

Prelube: Use your imagination...

Wednesday, November 22, 2017

RH3 #969 Backyard Bully Hash

Ahhh, sibling love... Wonder how many times she kicked his ass growing up?

Our next hash adventure delves into the family life of Great Way To Die and her little brother Cock Block. With perhaps some assistance from their father.

The details I am given are these:

On On: Dec. 3rd, 2:00PM, 905 Church Rd, Reading PA
Trail: A-B
Hash Cash: $7
Prelube: Brick House

At GWTD's insistence, please be aware of the following:...

#1 She is not now, nor has she ever been a lesbian.
#2 She has never had actual sex with her brother.
#3 She will not rule out the possibility of dating a hasher.

I recommend all heterosexual male hashers bring a current photo ID, a copy of their FICO score, and a properly notarized letter from their personal physician, attesting to their social disease-free status.

Monday, November 13, 2017

RH3 #968 You Only Die Twice

It doesn't get any hotter than this!! Personally, I can't think of a better way to throw off this mortal coil...

The delicious details:

Hares: Sucks It In and Great Way to Die
On On: 625 Ben Franklin Highway, Birdsboro
Hash Cash: $7
Trail: A-B, dry bag ....hell yea.
Prelube: Island Pizza

I'm fine if none of you show for this one. I'll do them...errr...the trail alone.

Monday, November 6, 2017

RH3 #967 The Flashlight Hash

Night, woods, hashers...what could possibly go wrong??

Join vintage hares Bad Semen and Horn of Plenty in this nocturnal emission.

On On: 651 Philadelphia Ave, Shillington 11/12, 5:00

Prelube: California Bar and Grill

Hash Cash:$5

Dry bag? Why not?? Flashlight? Duh!!

Are you afraid of the dark??

Monday, October 30, 2017

RH3 #966 The Bonfire Hash

Ok Wankers...this is it! The one, the only, the Bonfire Hash!! Join hares Fudgepacker, Little Man in the Boat and Tidy Bowl for this annual hommage to bushwacking, beer judging and burning shit!!! Odds are...Flamer's eyebrows will be gone by night's end.

The incendiary details:

Hares: Fudgepacker, Little Man in the Boat and Tidy Bowl

On On: 449 Orchard Road, Fleetwood, 11/4, 2:00

Prelube: Klinger's Fleetwood Grill

Hash Cash: $7
The apres will be Tidy Bowl's place. Food contributions are appreciated (don't be a cheap ass) and if anyone has any home brew to enter in the all means.

PS: I'm pretty sure Little Man in the Boat had her fill of hashers after Foot's 950th, so let's everyone be extra careful of their property and show her some luv for hosting us halfminds again!

Monday, October 23, 2017

RH3 #965 Crack's Analversary Hash

Ok, Crack's Analversary can you not want to be intimately involved??

The proctologic details:

On On: Ollie's Bargain Outlet parking lot, 2251 Lancaster Pike.
Sunday, 10/29, 2:00 (beware of cars...they're killers!!)

Prelube: Paolo's

Hash Cash: $5

Trail: A-B

How can you say no to those cheeks??

Tuesday, October 17, 2017

RH3 # 964 "The Halloween Hash"

Halloween. It’s the most wonderful time of the year....especially if you love parties, crossdressing and scaring the crap out of little kids!! We commemorate this holiday with all of the above at our annual Halloween Hash.

Hares: Head Pedaler and Cums On Demand

On On: Sunday 10/22, 2:00 at the Shillington Farmers Market

Prelube: Liberty Ale House

Hash Cash: $7

Drybags: <evil chuckle> Take your chances...

Costumes are mandatory and I’ll be giving out a very special prize for the sluttiest. No visible alcohol at the On On, so plan accordingly.

Sunday, October 1, 2017

RH3 #963 Capture the Beer

"Don't Stop, Belieeevin’......"
Hash Date: Oct 16th 2017 @ 6:15 Sharp!
"Just a small town girl, livin in a lonely world…."
Optpussy will be one of your hares!
"He took a midnight train goin’ anywhere…."
It’s also a Foot Fairy trail so it’s A to A “minus”!
"Streetlights, People, Up and down the boulevard….."
Some form of illumination is suggested, (but not required). It will be dark before you are done!
"Working hard to get my fill, everybody wants a thrill…"
Hash cash will be $7, Bring a couple bucks on trail, it may help you along the way!
"Some will win, some will lose…."
What does “Capture the Beer” mean? I guess you will need to show up and find out!...
"Their Shadows searchin in the Nighiiiiiiiiight….."
Trail will be extremely simple (like us) and well marked!
"A smell of wine and cheap perfume…."
Prelube is at DeCarlo's.
"It goes ON and ON and ON and ON ON…. "
On On is 228 Penn Street Reading (Parking Lot next to Bravo)
"Hold on to the feeling.....".
Apres’ will be announced at Circle!

Yes, there is a reason behind the theme song...learn it!

ON ON... Opto & Foot

Saturday, September 23, 2017

RH3 #962 The Goomba Hash

Ok, Paisanos ..break out the Wifebeater Tees, the Gold Chains, maybe the odd Fedora. It's time for the Goomba Hash!!

Hares BreastStroaker, Legal Easy and Just Kim are gonna make you an offer you can't refuse.

Where: 1350 Broadcasting Rd, Reading, PA 19610
When: 9/30, 1:00 On On
How Much: $3
Prelube: Just Kim's place (1622 W. Thistle Dr.)

Got something better to do? Fuggedaboudit!!

Monday, September 18, 2017

RH3 #961 33rd Analversary Hash

Happy Birthday to Us!! We gather to celebrate the 33rd year of halfmindedness, back where it all started. ..

Join hares Fudgepacker and Any Crack'll Do for a romp thru the Wyo burbs.

Reading Blvd. and Plymouth Place, Fri 9/22 @ 6:15
Hash Cash: $3.30
Prelube: Barley Mow

Added Attraction: After graciously hosting H5's banner for the last 6 months and allowing it to accompany us to many foreign and exotic destinations, we have decided it should return to it's original "Den of Debauchery". How will this occur, you ask? We're not tellin...but it'll be worth witnessing!

Thursday, August 31, 2017

RH3 #960 Family Hash

Yes, it's back!

Last year's Family Hash was so successful, we had requests to do it again...the following weekend! Sorry kids, once a year...just like Santa Claus.

Bring your family to Egelman Park on beautiful Mt. Penn for a child-friendly hashing experience. Names, songs and general hashing behavior will be G-rated for the day. I know you all can do it. Maybe drop a few F-bombs in the car on the way there just to get them out of your system.

When: 9/17, any time after 1:00, On On at 2:00

Hash cash: $5/ adult (we will check ID)

After trail, hang out and enjoy burgers, dogs, etc. Adult beverages may be available as well...

And just maybe, AC/DC will drive in from Pittsburgh to recap his WWF Smackdown performance from last year.

Friday, August 18, 2017

RH3 #959 Cumming Full Circle

Ok, hashers...this is it. The Big Climax! 7 days of hashing cum gushing to a very happy ending.

Hares: ToeFU and Foot Fairy

On On: 305 N. Park Rd., Wyomissing, PA (2nd lot in back)

When: Sunday 8/27, 2:00

Hash Cash: $5

Pre-lube: Barley Mow
The rest: Who gives a f@ck??

Even non-smokers are gonna need a cigarette after this.....

Wednesday, August 16, 2017

RH3 #958 Let's Get This Party Started

Our first trail of the "Around the Hash" week is being hosted by RH3's Any Crack'll Do and Cougar Bait. 

On On: 3925 Perkiomen Ave, Reading, PA 19606

8/21 6:15

Hash Cash: $5

Don't miss this party!!

Tuesday, August 15, 2017

RH3 #957 Hashy Vacation!!

As summer draws to a close, allow hares Jungleblow, Tiny and Bimbo in Suspense to give us all one last taste of tacky travel trail.
Dress as your favorite geeky tourist for added flair.

On On: Conrad Weiser East Elementary school, far right parking lot.
When: 8/20, 2:00
Hash Cash: $5

Ugly shirts, zinc oxide and not having a clue where you are...are NOT OPTIONAL!!

Wednesday, August 2, 2017

RH3 #956 Halle Berry Birthday Hash

So, how long has Dances known Halle and why hasn't he brought her to a hash earlier?? These are all quesions that need answering as this venerable (venereal?) hasher hares his next trail. 

Hares: Dances with Whores and Tongue Ya G Spot

On On: Berks Catholic High area (exact spot TBA)

When: Aug 14th, 6:15

Hash Cash:$7

Prelube: Liberty Ale House

Monday, July 24, 2017

RH3 #955 The BASH

1 if by sea and 2 by land! That's backwards but then, we ARE hashers! Join Foot Fairy and NFB as we transition from our float to our second anal bike hash.

On On is 2:00, 7/30 at 23rd and Perkiomen Ave in Mt. Penn. Park in the old drivethru bank lot.

Hash Cash is $5.

To keep the mortality rate low, there will be no prelube.

Brains are optional, but a helmet is mandatory.

Wednesday, July 12, 2017

RH3 #954 FLASH!!! (Float Hash)

Break out the personal flotation devices cuz we're setting sail! 
Join hares Crack, Cougar Bait and Breast Stroaker on this Bi-Event. A short, scenic trail will be followed by a luxurious float down the crystal blue waters of the Schuylkill River. 

Hares: Crack, Cougar Bait and Breast Stroaker

On On: Brentwood Lot, below Trooper Thorns

When: 7/23 11:00

What: Bring clothes for hashing and floating, personal flotation device(s) and beverages for the float part of the journey. We will reclaim RH3's tagging of the ROCK!

How Much: $4
Hares will transport your haul your own asses on trail...

Wednesday, July 5, 2017

RH3 #953 The Pina Colada Hash

Our third trail of ToeFU's reign comes to you LIVE from the imaginary beach of your choice, thanks to Crack and Cougar Bait. Join them in the lot BEHIND the Willoughby's On Park for this tropical treat.

Bimbos...better dust off those coconut bras! Banana hammocks for all wankers.

On On is July 10, 6:15PM
305 N Park Rd, Wyomissing
Hash Cash: $5

Monday, July 3, 2017

RH3 #952 Fourth O' July Extravaganza

We're baaaaack....

Join hares ToeFU, Foot Fairy and Flamer for our annual 'Why the fuck did I commit to doing this?!' event.

As always, circle will commence at sunrise at the fire tower on top of lovely Mt. Penn. Due to road construction on Skyline Drive, stay tuned for last minute instructions on directions, parking, etc.
Relax... we'll get ya there!

Hash cash is a bargain..$15.

5:39 AM......suck it up!

Wednesday, June 7, 2017

RH3 #950 Campout - Thank You Sir May I Have Another!!

Wham Bam Thank You Maam....
We all know that point, right between pain and pleasure. Just a bit more and there's no going back. Foot Fairy's 50th may very well take you beyond. For 49 hashes, he has planned, participated in or presided over every conceivable means of torturing and tantalizing us. Steep rocky hills, smiley faces, double trails.....and those damned ground hogs! Under his diabolical leadership, RH3's ranks have swelled to near bursting. Join us in celebrating the end of one shitty era!
You're aching for details, aren't you?
First and foremost....this is not a hash, it's a weekend extravaganza. Saturday and Sunday, June 10-11 at the tranquil gentleman's farm of TidyBowl and Little Man in the Boat, 449 Orchard Rd., Fleetwood, PA 19522. A number of farm animals will be available on a first come, first serve basis so there's no need to bring a date. PLEASE NOTE -- this is a farm -- PLEASE NO DOGS
Check-in is anytime after 11:00 AM. Collect your two items of Hash Swag ($60 if registered AND PAID by May 15th / $75 after May 15th until day-of, pitch your pup tent (yes, it's a campout and tents aren't provided) and start drinking.
At 2:00, luxurious yellow busses will arrive to whisk you to the On On, where hares No Fucking Brains and Any Crack'll Do have spared no expense in providing you with the ultimate in trail comfort and safety. Yes, Foot has opted to say fuck tradition and not to hare his own 50th, as he wants to be on trial with his fellow halfminds to enjoy the shitty day!
After reveling in the shiggy-infested and ground hog hole-pocked splendor that is Eastern Pennsylvania, you will be returned to Chateau TidyBowl, be it by “foot”, bus....or body bag, where beer will flow and skin will show! Why, you say?
Because we're having a TOGA PARTY!!! A sumptuous, bacchanal feast will be followed by a roaring bonfire and music by Tour de Puke's band, BUBBA. Oh, and beer...lots of it!
The following morning, those capable of standing will be treated to a mimosa/bagel breakfast, followed by a short "fat boy" trail. By then, you'll be, go home. You aren't as young as you used to be. You'll need a nap. Check-out is no later than 2:00 PM.
Lets sum this shit up....Hash Swag (2 Items), beer, busses, beer, trail, beer, barbecue, beer, togas, beer, bonfire, beer, Bubba, bed, breakfast, trail, beat it...
Now...bend over and grab your ankles, naked ass to the sky and take your punishment till your cheeks glow red. Are you cumming??
And in the words of FF....Let’s Fucking Drink Bitches!!

Monday, June 5, 2017


The Bookends Hash! Why is it the “Bookends Hash”..because the same set O old heads that hared #951 will also be laying train #949. Get it? No? Just show the fuck up...if you have yet to be part of a trail laid by our elders it a glorious thing. Like 8 track tapes and paper topo maps not on Google!!

Note from thr Hares!!!
Flamer, Roadkill and Tidy, inviting all to experience the mysteries and vagaries of Reading Hashing at our Bookends Hash on Monday June 5: On On at Brentwood/Thun Trail parking lot at 6:15 p.m.
We will be celebrating the First and Last hashes of the reign of Grand Master Foot Fairy prior to his 950th.
Vagary- the Word for the day- Will the trail follow the lumbering live hare Roadkill or the fleet-footed Tidy (1st place in age group at the Charliehorse type-A r*n last weekend- he'll be drinking for that!!!)?? Will it go Up or Down, In or Out? Will it suck, or...?
R*n fee $FIDOLLAH$, plus HABERDASHERY for $20 at the après, provided we can find someplace to have it.

Pre-lube at Troopers 5PM (hey, it's practically next door! Your comfort is our primary concern!!)

plural noun: vagaries
an unexpected and inexplicable change in a situation or in someone's behavior."the vagaries of the weather"
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"the vagaries of the weather"

Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Click the link above or get more details on our 950 Campout Here!!

RH3 #950 Campout - Thank You Sir May I Have Another!!

RH3# 948 The Liberty To Liberty KEGS & EGGS Hash!!

OK Wanks….you have heard the buzz, you have heard the rumors but o0hh could it really be true!! Yes yes it is, the very last trail Foot Fairy will ever hare as GM is upon you!!

****”THE” LIberty to Liberty Kegs & Eggs Hash!****

What's the deets? Well It’s really fuckin complicated ONON will be Libert West….and the HHH will be ??HAHA?? and the Apres will be at, wait for it……..Liberty West with a beautiful Egg buffet and brewskis on their beautiful deck. I really think it’s outside only because they don't want us inside them!! 

Wait a second, how the Dick are we getting back to our cars. Well Foot has taken care of you, Liberty will be running their shuttle bus back to Liberty West after the fun!! ??What if i want to park at Liberty east, how do i get to the OnON. Work it out you're a big kid now. Carpool info will be posted closer to day of!!

Liberty has shown us plenty of love during this 50, they have even been deemed the RH3 Clubhouse. This event is again them showing their support of RH3!! Ahhh so sweet of them!!

The deets….

Hash Date: Saturday May 27th 2017
HARES: Foot Fairy & And the Online Private Message Suck Up!!
PRELUBE: 9AM Liberty Ale House (Liberty West)
1501 Lancaster Ave, Reading, PA 19607
ONON: Liberty Ale House 9:30 / 9:45 (It’s a Pretzel City Style Start thus the time gap)
DRY BAG: Your call….there is a RIVER between the Liberty’s

Thursday, May 11, 2017

RH3# 947 - "THE" Reading Red Dress Run!!

Get your finest Red Dress out of the's that time again RH3!! The RE-RE-REturn of "THE" Reading Red Dress Run is back and looking to top last year's sit show!! Spread the word Hashers...E-mail, text, post, write a letter....fuck chisel a stone tablet and send it out by donkey!!. We just want a SHIT ton of people and your $$$$$$!

Yes this is a fundraiser hash, this year again we will be raising $ for the Breast Cancer Support Services of Berks County! If you don't enjoy drinking and running, or running, or drinking??!?? If you are not looking for some weird reason deep down inside to do all of the above in public wearing a Red Dress.....then just show up and do it for the BOOOBIES!!

WHEN: Saturday May 13th
What Time: 2PM
Prelube: 1PM
Where: North End Rod & Gun Club
Address: The DIPS!! 2010 Fairmont Ave, Reading PA 19605
Hash Cash: ($20 Virgins are not free)
Habadashery: Shirts for SALE!!!
Prelube - Apres - Auction: All at same location

Auction?? Again this a fundraiser Hash. Bring your $$$$ and uhmm, some shit to auction off! 


People will buy absolutely anything and everything. Or wrap something worth nothing and see if someone buys it. Honestly add anything to the auction...Old Hash Stuff, Items collected on trail, Items left behind by fellow Hashers, Services you may be able to “provide”, Personal items, Donations of choice, Services you may be able to provide. You get the point bring a bunch of cash and anything someone may pay for.

Accessorize - Bring your finest matching handbag to this event as we will be asking the general public as we run for donations to our cause. Yes yes..stopping and asking civilians for cash wearing a Red Dress is always fun. Caution though...this is still a hash so civilian etiquette may be required.

Monday, May 8, 2017

RH3# 946 For Your Pleasure!! (Hare Today)

Our Bi-Hashual Friend from Harrisburg / Hockessin / RH3.....Hare Today has decided to Hare his first tral in our fine town. No not today, next week...

What do we know??? He is bringing a very special remaing namless till CUMM time. Everone likes some strange right??

We know we will ONON the Lift Equipemnt side of the Van Reed.....hmmm can you take a guess where the prelube is? Yup the Van Reed. I woulnder what he may pick as a Apres spot??

In the words of our fine "Hare" Cum on Monday Eve and feel the good vibes!!!"

Hash Cash $7
Prelube & ONON : Van Reed in 183
ONON Time: 6:15 Sharp!!
Dry Bag: I dont give a shit...

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

RH3 #945 Benjamin C-Note

Diggit: Foot Fairy been incarcerated with you wankers for 44 trails. Fudgie did his time too. Now it's PAYBACK! This is gonna be the best of the worst. Anything that made you mutter "that" under your breath the first time round...back atcha! These G's have over 100 trails under them combined in reign.....wear a fuckin bullet proof vest!!

HASH DATE: APRIL 30th 2016

On On: Trout Run in Exeter, 4/30, 2:00

(Little Lot By the Bridge)
Hash Cash: a C-note, dumbass! OK, $5

Prelube: Liberty Taproom

Dry bag: You can see the Schuylkill River from the On On...what do you think?

These 2 bruthas got a lot of pent up rage to work out. Someone's gonna get shanked...

Highlt Technical Map to CUMMMMM

Sunday, April 23, 2017

RH3# 944 - 1st Monday Trail of 2017

1st Monday of the year!! Everybody loves a Monday hash….why you ask! Because Monday Evening is where this great tradition of ours began in 1938. Who the fuck are we to mess with 79 years of tradition right. So at RH3 we hash on Mondays April / October to rid ourselves of the excess of the weekend! That is how it has been since RH3 was founded and so it shall be FOREVER!!

So what do we know about this ever so great event “The 1st Monday Trail of 2017” ?????…….ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!! 

Hash Date: Monday April 24th 2016 @ 6PM
Hare: ?????
ONON: Egelmans Park 6pm
Prelube: Liberty Taproom 5PM
Hahs Cash: $2
Dry Bag: Possibly

Sunday, April 2, 2017

RH# # 943 " HAIRY PALMS "

In an attempt to find a lost beer check from trial #837….our Moose Knuckle wielding Band Lord will be taking you back in time to a trail of Ole’

Dances lost a beer check once on a live trail, the pack revolted and the legend was set. After this he whacked his “Instrument” for years till…..well you know the title. Over the years he has added Bday’s, Rehab’s, Part time GM’s and the such. But one thing that stands strong is DANCES WITH WHORES hares every April, and while the trail is always suspect…. it’s always in style!!!

The Palm of It….

Hash Date: Saturday 4/9 2017 @2PM
Hares: DANCES WITH WHORES, and hopefully someone who knows what the fuck they are doing!
Prelube: Palos Pizza (2480 Lancaster Pike, Reading, PA 19607)
ONON: 1020 Grings Hill Rd.19608 @ 2pm
Hash Cash: $6

Dry Bag: Yes and a Flea & Tick Collar...


OK….so we all survived the Beaver!! Some in better shape than others….but a great time was had by all. Happy Bday Moon!!

It’s time to get back it “In The Hole” RH3, this may be the longest running section of non recurring Hares i can remember. My half mind is fleeting though and and I am sure some old timer will give us the “Well back in so & so and at this time we” yeah i get it! But it’s has been a good stretch of new hares and some change of the regular…

This week one of the most giggled names and one of hottest Gingers are taking us for a tour. Where we have been creative at getting you some ever changing hares, it’s appears these half minds are kinda locationally challenged. We have had 4 trails in the last couple all start within the same mile. Well….ANAL LEAKAGE and Ginger Snatch (Aka Little Red Labia Hood) a joke from a bit O’go!!) are taking us yet another voyage "DOWN THE HOLE" in the sinking spring area. I hope Alice let's us in her wounderland! The last time ANAL LEAKAGE ran us from this area it’s was 9 miles of road, the beer was confiscated by the police and Wants Bad, spent all day apologizing!! Let’s see what these wanks have in store for us this time!!

The taint (Between holes)

Hash Date: April 2nd 2017 2PM
Hares: AnaL Leakage
Prelube: The Railroad House
(152 Woodrow Ave, Sinking Spring, PA 19608)
ONON: 830 Mt Home Road 19606
(The Storage Place)
Hash Cash: $7.50
Dry Bag: Who Cares…..

See you Wanks on Sunday, Let’s drink bitches!! FF

Wednesday, March 15, 2017


“THE GREEN THANG”...what is a green thang? No clue but what i do know is we get to dress up in GREEN and run around with all our favorite people!!

What is going to be so great about this trail??? A - Fudgie & InUendO are haring this trail and they fuckin rock! 2 -We get to Dress up in green, any time we get to dress up it’s a blast. 4 - This is a sweet area to Hash, we had one here last 50 and it was Epic! B- There should still be about a foot of snow on the ground…..That's the shit right there!!

SO, grab your sexiest green attire, your snowshoes, a virgin, some lube and let’s tear this Green THANG up. You know, a certain hasher got named once for something dumb they wore to a St Patty’s day hash...who is that you ask??

Don't forget we kick this weekend off with the The 120TH Hannahoe's Grave Vigil a long time right of passage for serious RH3 hasher…..Friday, midnight on Goat Hill! 

The “THANG”...

Hares: Fudegpacker & InUendO
Hash Date: Sunday March 19th 2:PM Year of the Cock!
Prelube: Blind Hartman's Tavern
2910 Pricetown Rd, Temple, PA 19560
ONON: Valley Lane, Laureldale PA 19605
(Right off Elizabeth Parking near the Baseball Field)
Hash Cash: $7
Dry Bags: I could care less...