Wednesday, December 28, 2016

RH3 # 937 Fuck a New Year's Resolution Hash

NYD # 3… yep we have been doing this shit for years!!! Oh yeah and Jan 2nd is FF’s Bday!

The Father that has fermented us takes us on yet another hang over killing fat boy journey! Yes you have shit to do, yes you made a resolution. F your resolution, we are hashers! We do what the hell we want we don’t need any stinkin’ resolutions.

Did I mention that Jan 2nd is FF’s Bday!

Looking at this year’s starting location, I think it a good possibility that we WILL NOT be standing on the bank of Blue Marsh with cold wieners again this year. We have invited the game warden though.

If you are a real Hasher than the TRIFECTA is really what you need for New Year’s Day. What is this TRIFECTA you say???

9:15 to Freeze your junk
Polar Plunge @ Blue Marsh Dry Brooks Day Use Area
11:00 to 1:45
Prelube at PJ Wheelahans
2:00 to Drunk
The New Years Day Hash!

The Trifecta of Stoopidness, sure to clear any Hangover!!

The dropping balls….

Hash Date: New Year’s Day if you didn’t catch it yet!
Hares: Father Ferment Me & Just Elizabeth
Prelube: PJ Wheelahans
Jan 2nd: FF’s Bday!
ONON: 2PM 1109 Lilac Ln, West Lawn, PA 19609, USA
Something about please piss in the neighbors mailboxes!
Dry Bag: NO NEED

Hash Cash: $5

Monday, December 12, 2016


BYOG: YES!!! Bring your own shotgun….it’s a Foot Fairy & Just Todd kinda hash!

Daniel Boon Rod & Gun Club will be our playground for Sunday. According to RH3 legend this section of our hill has only ever been Hashed one time ever. This is private property is typically patrolled by 50 drunken hunters with copious amounts of flying bullets and arrows. But for this day….just this ONE DAY it will be our RH3 Playground!!!!  #LEGALLY

One stop shopping……PRELUBE, TRAIL, APRES…..all at the gun club!

Now, back to the bring your own gun part! We will have beer and Trap shooting at the Prelube.  We thought it best to do this before the hash as after could be well, interesting. If you have a shotgun and would like to bring it great, if not we will have one for you to use. If wish to hide in the lodge and get nowhere near the guns, well that will be accommodated also!

“No worries, no rifles...only the "GUN" used for fun will be allowed after the prelube" ”

Want to run some new trail on “OUR” hill…then don’t miss this one. Just Todd is going big on his Virgin Trail with this location. Plus he has “THE HASH Gentleman” at his side. What could go bad!

The range…

Hares: Foot Fairy & Just Todd
Hash Date: Sunday October 18th 2016
ONON: Daniel Boon Rod & Gun Club
301 Dautrich Rd, Reading, PA 19606
Prelube: Daniel Boon Rod & Gun Club 12:30ish!
Dry Bag: Daniel Boon Rod & Gun Club
Hash Cash: $7
!!!!!!!!!!: If the gate is closed when you get there Honk and we will let you in!!

Monday, December 5, 2016

RH3 # 934 - Santa Fucks The Hash!

It’s that time of year again boys and girls…the time of year when Santa cumms to F the Reading Hash. At this point Santa is sick of spreading Happiness and good cheer throughout the land, thus you will now be spreading for HIM!

So you have never been to a Santa before…. well WTF is your problem! Here is how it works

We hash in our Xmas finery! Bimbos , see the above picture for ideas. Santa and his Elf as usual will lay a simple, well-marked trail that is nothing but sensitive to your comfort and delicate nature.

All Hashers are to bring a Gayly wrapped gift for Santa to distribute, yes you will get one in return stop your bitching! Now this gift should be something good, not a regifted hanky from your grandpa, or a used condom. Get creative, be tastefully nasty…a true “Hash Worthy” gift.

If you do ever actually find circle, or the apr├Ęs well then you are in for a true treat!! After we sing and eat and do bad things that only hashers do then it’s TIME, time for the main event!! Flying in from the west, I mean North Pole will be the most disheveled boner wielding Santa you have ever seen! All of the good little Bimbo & Wank Hashers will sit upon the lap o’ groping and receive your gift!  In more ways than one…

A good time will be had by all and we will wrap up the night with the singing of the 12 Days Of Hashmas!!

Really why in the world would you ever miss this Hash!

The yuletide log…..

Hash Date: Saturday Dec 10th @ 2PM
Hares: Dog Breat & NFB(Follow Him)
Hash Cash $20 Includes Hab
The 1st 100 Get a Special Santa Gift!
Don’t be late…Santa waits for no one!
ONON: Goggle Works Parking Lot @ Walnut St & Thorn St Reading PA
40.338497, -75.932676
Prelube:  The Peanut Bar 1ish!
Dry Bag:  it’s Hashmas, dress up bitches!
Trail – A to who the fuck knows with Santa!

Highly Technical Map!