Monday, December 5, 2016

RH3 # 934 - Santa Fucks The Hash!

It’s that time of year again boys and girls…the time of year when Santa cumms to F the Reading Hash. At this point Santa is sick of spreading Happiness and good cheer throughout the land, thus you will now be spreading for HIM!

So you have never been to a Santa before…. well WTF is your problem! Here is how it works

We hash in our Xmas finery! Bimbos , see the above picture for ideas. Santa and his Elf as usual will lay a simple, well-marked trail that is nothing but sensitive to your comfort and delicate nature.

All Hashers are to bring a Gayly wrapped gift for Santa to distribute, yes you will get one in return stop your bitching! Now this gift should be something good, not a regifted hanky from your grandpa, or a used condom. Get creative, be tastefully nasty…a true “Hash Worthy” gift.

If you do ever actually find circle, or the après well then you are in for a true treat!! After we sing and eat and do bad things that only hashers do then it’s TIME, time for the main event!! Flying in from the west, I mean North Pole will be the most disheveled boner wielding Santa you have ever seen! All of the good little Bimbo & Wank Hashers will sit upon the lap o’ groping and receive your gift!  In more ways than one…

A good time will be had by all and we will wrap up the night with the singing of the 12 Days Of Hashmas!!

Really why in the world would you ever miss this Hash!

The yuletide log…..

Hash Date: Saturday Dec 10th @ 2PM
Hares: Dog Breat & NFB(Follow Him)
Hash Cash $20 Includes Hab
The 1st 100 Get a Special Santa Gift!
Don’t be late…Santa waits for no one!
ONON: Goggle Works Parking Lot @ Walnut St & Thorn St Reading PA
40.338497, -75.932676
Prelube:  The Peanut Bar 1ish!
Dry Bag:  it’s Hashmas, dress up bitches!
Trail – A to who the fuck knows with Santa!

Highly Technical Map!

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