Wednesday, December 28, 2016

RH3 # 937 Fuck a New Year's Resolution Hash

NYD # 3… yep we have been doing this shit for years!!! Oh yeah and Jan 2nd is FF’s Bday!

The Father that has fermented us takes us on yet another hang over killing fat boy journey! Yes you have shit to do, yes you made a resolution. F your resolution, we are hashers! We do what the hell we want we don’t need any stinkin’ resolutions.

Did I mention that Jan 2nd is FF’s Bday!

Looking at this year’s starting location, I think it a good possibility that we WILL NOT be standing on the bank of Blue Marsh with cold wieners again this year. We have invited the game warden though.

If you are a real Hasher than the TRIFECTA is really what you need for New Year’s Day. What is this TRIFECTA you say???

9:15 to Freeze your junk
Polar Plunge @ Blue Marsh Dry Brooks Day Use Area
11:00 to 1:45
Prelube at PJ Wheelahans
2:00 to Drunk
The New Years Day Hash!

The Trifecta of Stoopidness, sure to clear any Hangover!!

The dropping balls….

Hash Date: New Year’s Day if you didn’t catch it yet!
Hares: Father Ferment Me & Just Elizabeth
Prelube: PJ Wheelahans
Jan 2nd: FF’s Bday!
ONON: 2PM 1109 Lilac Ln, West Lawn, PA 19609, USA
Something about please piss in the neighbors mailboxes!
Dry Bag: NO NEED

Hash Cash: $5

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