Wednesday, August 24, 2016

RH3#921 LVH3#260 –The RH3 / LVH3 Hookup / Interfuck / JointHash!

DID YOU SAY JOINTHASH??.….yes, yes we did! Four bad ass motherfuckers got together one day and said; why the fuck did the RH3 / LVH3 INTERFUCK die?? Well who the hell knows, but what I can tell you is….it’s back. And if you miss this hookup, remove Wank for your Vocabulary!!

A HOOKUP – Sexual activity, though typically not coitus. Usually implies more than kissing or “Making Out”. Making out + Touching Breasts would qualify as a HOOKUP!  N.(English, Websters)  

How do 4 halfminds even come up with a plan to relive the days of Ol’?? Well it’s not easy.  As is proclaimed in the Gospel according to Bad Semen, when you put halfminds together we do not become stronger, but increasingly stupider! We are not added together for strength, but multiplied by ignorance. 1 Hasher = ½ Mind…2 Hashers = ¼ Mind….4 of us together supply a whopping 1/16 of a MIND. Thank you for trusting in us to run this event, as if you had a choice!

STUPIDER –Adjective /’st(y)o͞opədr/   The act of becoming more stupid (Hashing?). The word that should be a word but people are too afraid to make it Ligit. You are becoming stupider every second you read this! A.(Slanglish, Brewsters)

Two things tie these ever so closely located kennels together. Well, other than being whiskey puking degenerates and that we live for beer, shiggy, and song! First off, both Kennels have adopted Liberty Taproom as their clubhouse of choice and second, both were pulled from the Anals with versarys of September. This event is our way of dropping our load and staining the books of tradition as a time that RH3 & LVH3 shall cum together and celebrate once a year! The plan being that LVh3 will host this even in the year of the Cock!  

With all that rambling it may take more than 1/16th of a mind to figure out what I am saying.


HASH DATE - The 3rd Day of September in the year of the Monkey!
FREE BUS TO READING FOR LVH3– Taproom On Liberty Departure 11AM
(Space is Limited)(2246 Liberty St, Allentown PA 18104)(Round Trip)
PRELUBE – Liberty Taproom Reading, PA (Opens at 11)
ONON – Liberty Taproom Reading, PA
(237 North Prospect Street Readng PA. 19606)
CIRCLE – 1PM PROMPT– Don’t be late…the Hash waits for no one.
PACK OUT -1:05 PM – Not 1:06 or 1:07 so be on time LVH3!
TRAIL – A to ?? Live ?? Dead?? SHITTY – YES!
DRY BAG – I personally could give a shit less but other may not want to smell you all day.
HASH CASH - $$15 - This will include food and swill post Hash!

Spread the word….shit is about to get real! Foot Fairy

Cock – [KOK] A device for regulating the flow of a liquid. A person of spirit and often of a certain swagger or arrogance. (Noun, English, Merriam)

Thursday, August 18, 2016

RH3# 920 - The Cherry Pie Hash!

Dirty, Rotten, Filthy, Stinkin…

That’s how the song starts; can this group of Misfits live up to this title? Will we be screaming this post trail?? A trail that appears to be the last Monday night trail of the year….WTF it’s only August. Say it aint’ so.

Swingin’ to the left
Swingin’ to the right
If I think about baseball
I’ll swing all night…yea

Let’s get down to it. Our beloved Hot Lips has taken on a rather large task here. Not only is she leading the Hyman wrecking of 3 Virgin Hares (Man Tits, Just Christina & Just Becky) but I also hear there will be 2 trails. They tell us Turkey / Eagle options will be available to accommodate wanks that wish to walk or wanks that wish to run. YES BAD it is LGBTA friendly as well.  

A HINT FROM FF – When you see the “T” or the “E” on trial T=TOUGH & E=EASY……really you can trust me!

Man Tits is Haring the walking trail live, but my guess is if you get anywhere close to catching him he will simply boob check you. This also could possibly be the 1st trail he has actually been on….and since he has never seen a full trail I am sure his marking skills are on point. This Cluster Fuck is not to be missed!!

The Crusty Stuff…
Hares – Hot Lips, Praying Man Tits, Just Christina, Just Becky
ONON – August 22nd @ 6:15 PA Dutch Farmers Market
845 Woodland Rd, Wyomissing, PA 19610, USA
DRY BAG – Always a good idea

Swingin’ in there cause, She wanted me to feed her……So I mixed up the batter, And she licked the BEATER!!

See You Monday FF

Tuesday, August 9, 2016

RH3 # 919 - Tres Amigos!!

This Sunday Excursion is brought to you by, ok ok hold up a second…..I need to get something out of my system. “I’ll fill you so full of lead you’ll be using your dick for a pencil” “El Guapo you have a plethora of piñatas…what the F is plethora” “ You’re a son of a motherless goat” “Together we raped the horses and rode off on the women” ” Daa Bullets”………

Ok sorry…I love this movie. Anyway this Sunday we have a good one on tap. Three of our beloved are teaming up without being strapped down by any justs and dishing it out! I hear of a live haring and by the start location some new territory. Please note there is a bit of a time change on this, we realize this brakes from tradition, just deal with it. If you see any of the old heads throughout the week remind them it’s a 1PM trail this weekend. They are old are have trouble remembering things.

HARES – Vira Wangless, Bones & Crack
ONON – 8/14 Sly Fox Brewing Pottstown “1:00 PM”
331Circle of Progress, Pottstown 19464
PRELUBE – Sly Fox Brewing they open at 11:30
TRAIL – A to B Live
DRY BAG – Recommended

Going to be a fun ass RH3 weekend…..FF