And note the time 1pm! Starting a tad earlier than normal to keep daylight, yes this is concerning when Head Pedaler is involved….
About six weeks after Decoy was named, he got Bambi “in the family way“. Now, many years later all the little decoys and ducks have flown the nest and Bambi and Decoy are rattling around their old house barely talking to one another and doing all the things that old people do, like getting up to pee at 3:30 in the morning and going to bed at 9 o’clock and complaining about the neighbors dogs barking and keeping them awake. Now they’re bringing their own version of Senility and senior citizenry back to the hash. Come join these two proud AARP members as they lay a trail through suburbia.Hash cash $5
Sunday, September, 26 at 2 pm
OnOn: Dry Brooks Hillside Pavilion
Hash Cash: $5 per family
Join hares Beulah, Suckie Sucker, and Pooperlicious for this fun family hash. This trail will be perfect for children of all ages as there will be many places to shortcut and we promise lots of BNs for the little ones! Shiggy socks are strongly encouraged. Soccer mom cups are required for adult beverages.
On after at the Pavilion. Food and beverages will be provided, but side dishes are welcome. We will have access to the bathrooms.
Trail is A to A. Dry bags at your discretion.
Saturday, September 18
ON ON: 1 pm
Oley Ghost, the Redemption Hash
SATURDAY, JULY 24, 2021 AT 2 PM
Ok Bitches…..this is a big one!!! This is the 35th Mother Fuckering Running of the Reading Hash House Harriers 4th O’ July Sunrise Hash. Some of you are not even 35 years old, or have parents married that long. Or to be honest have ever even had a friend that long! So if this has been going that long...hop the fuck OnOn!
I have always been a BIG BIG fan of the Hash History in Reading… (I being Foot the person writing this)...and this year WE THE HARES have something VERY special in store for you. So hash Historious that it outdates some of the Old Heads, they dont even remember it. Granted they have been drunk for for the last 35 years and can barely remember where they parked their cars, “Or where they live”....but dont let that dete’r you. It’s going to be fucking a fantastic Trail!!!!
So…..If you have never Listened to “Living In America” at Dawn with a beer in your hand you are barely considered American! If you have never been to an RH3 4th of July than i am not even sure you are actually a Hasher. If you are from RH3 and have never been to the 4th you better get your ass up at dawn, Dress in your Finest Red, White & Blue and join in what makes us Oh So Exceptionally Shitty here in Readiing! Yes i am calling you out, you know who you are! It’s goona go down in the Anals...
Date: July 4th @5:39AM
ONON: Lombard Street and Duryea Drive!!!
NOT The William Penn Fire Tower!!
(The tower lot is closed these days due to the Jack Asses up there don't worry we will remind you a billion times! Just go with it!!!!!)
Prelube: 5AM @ the ONON
Theme: 4th O July DRESS THE FUCK UP (dont worry we will remind you a billion times)
Hares: Flammer (if he remembers to show) Toe FOO….and Foot
Hash Cash: TBD
SWAG: YES WE WILL BE SELLING A RH3 SWAG ITEM
Sunday, June 6 at 2 PM
Come join RH3 for our fourth hash in three weeks proving that yes, there’s no such thing as too much of a good thing!!!
Hare: Cougar Bait
Hash cash: $5
On-on: somewhere on Brownsville Road, detailed map to follow. Also shiggy socks and trail shoes are suggested.... I rarely trust a hare but this sounds like a logical suggestion.
Saturday, May 29
Time for the annual Memorial Day weekend Kegs and Eggs trail. Hares are Any Crack’ll Do and Foot Fairy. As tradition holds, the start will be where we ended last kegs and eggs. So on on is Beer Wall in West Reading. Pack is out at 10am. Details about pre-lubing to come. Trail is A to B. Hash cash TBD.
Surprise!!! We're squeezing in a Hash prior to the Red Dress, mainly b/c we aren't sure if these guys will make their 68th birthday so let's celebrate a Stupid Bad Birthday!!
Sunday, April 18 at 2 PM
Don't be a Karen, just come out run trail and have fun. No complaints will be listened to...
Monday, April 5 at 6 PM
Jesus is resErected…...Bar seating is resErected…..so Shall the Monday Hash!
It’s that time of year Bitchs, time for a “Proper” Monday hash. I personally love a Monday trail.
Sunday, March 28 at 2 PM EST
I’m sure you’ve all been resting your livers since we last hashed. Time to wake them up with Cougar and Toh Foo!