Thursday, October 28, 2021

#1078: Halloween Bike Hash


Hared: Head Pedaler, Cums on Demand and Lil Red Riding Ho
Dress up and bring your bike to bash through the Temple area… location details and hash cash TBA. This is a bash, no running option. Costumes make it more fun! 

And note the time 1pm! Starting a tad earlier than normal to keep daylight, yes this is concerning when Head Pedaler is involved….

Tuesday, October 12, 2021

#1077: Empty Nest Hash

About six weeks after Decoy was named, he got Bambi “in the family way“. Now, many years later all the little decoys and ducks have flown the nest and Bambi and Decoy are rattling around their old house barely talking to one another and doing all the things that old people do, like getting up to pee at 3:30 in the morning and going to bed at 9 o’clock and complaining about the neighbors dogs barking and keeping them awake. Now they’re bringing their own version of Senility and senior citizenry back to the hash. Come join these two proud AARP members as they lay a trail through suburbia. 

Hash cash $5
On on: parking lot by 2900 Hillvale avenue.

Friday, August 13, 2021

#1076: Family Hash

Sunday, September, 26 at 2 pm

OnOn: Dry Brooks Hillside Pavilion 

Hash Cash: $5 per family

Join hares Beulah, Suckie Sucker, and Pooperlicious for this fun family hash. This trail will be perfect for children of all ages as there will be many places to shortcut and we promise lots of BNs for the little ones! Shiggy socks are strongly encouraged. Soccer mom cups are required for adult beverages.  

On after at the Pavilion. Food and beverages will be provided, but side dishes are welcome. We will have access to the bathrooms.

Trail is A to A. Dry bags at your discretion. 

#1075: Analversary Hash

RH 3 is turning 37!! 
On-on at the intersection of Reading Blvd and Plymouth Court where it all began for RH3. Yes it’s the middle of a rich neighborhood and yes the neighbors will look at you funny. You think they’d know to expect this now after 37 years! 
Hares: Decoy and Crack
Hash cash: $5

#1074: BASH

Saturday, September 18

ON ON: 1 pm

Hares: Ducky, Shrinkage, Likes it Dry and Partial Erection.
Hash cash: $8
On-on: the field next to Trooper Thorns (451 Morgantown Road) 
Come ready to hash with something different between your legs….. a bike! This hash is done on bikes, mountain bike or gravel bike are your best options but unicycles or hot wheels would be super impressive.

#1073: The smell my finger hash

Hare: Stinkfinger
When: 9/13 @ 6:15pm
Where: Douglassville Hotel (DoHo ya Ho)
Hash Cash: $7
Bring a dry bag. HTM to follow.

#1072: The Float Hash


The Float Hash 
Sunday, August 22 
Details to Cum

#1071: Oley Ghost Hash

Oley Ghost, the Redemption Hash

Many of you weren't hashing yet when Ricky Dobby, the Hash Elf laid his prior and first trail during the reign of Fudgepacker the Magnificant. 
Rebuffing all attempts at tutelage, he was going to do it his way. Trail commenced on a blazingly hot day with a nearly 2 mile pavement slog straight 
down Manatawny Road. Then left and up the near vertical powerline, again in full sun. At the top, exhausted hashers were treated to thirst-quenching vodka shots. 
Then back down the mountain. Still a good 5-6 miles from the HHH, nearly all opted to autohash in ToeFU's SUV. The apres' included an entire half keg 
of Golden Monkey. To call the day a shitshow would be an understatement. But that won't happen this time....right? 
Fresh off double secret probation, Ricky Dobby has promised a gentle, scenic jaunt through the Oley Valley. And ToeFU has promised to insure he keeps that promise. 
(Obviously, no guarantees on weather)
Hares: Ricky Dobby, the Hash Elf and ToeFU
On On: 8/15, 2:00 PM 
 71 Boyer Road, Oley PA 
Pre: Same spot, just cum a bit sooner
Hash Cash: $5
The rest, we'll leave to fate..

Wednesday, July 28, 2021

#1070: Westward, Hoes! Hash

It’s time to circle up the wagons and head west, to Robesonia! The virgin lay for Just Jim and Just Sally, along with Cougar Bait, is sure to be a rowdy time. So, make sure your socks are ready for shiggy and your bags are dry. And don’t die of dysentery!!

  • When: Monday August 2 @ 6:15pm 
  • Where: 295 S. Freeman St, Robesonia
  • (Park in any available on street parking on Freeman. See HTM for area) 
  • Hares: Just Jim, Just Sally & Cougar Bait 
  • Hash Cash: $5 
  • Dry Bags: Of course

Wednesday, July 14, 2021

#1069: The Summer of 69'



Tired of smashing the same old thing week after week??
Cum join Black Cox Matter and Roids as they bang......out hash #1069
There is sure to be plenty of plowing .......through deep shiggy
No quickies here either, Roids definitely knows how to lay an impressive trail.
Make the trip to Pound Town....AKA Chalfont.
Be sure to pack your suits to join us for cock........tails by our pool after.
Ps: Roids “impressive trail” isn’t length. Hares have assured me the it’s more about girth and trail will be a reasonable 4ish miles… give or take. 
On on is 1 Highpoint Drive, Chalfont behind some gym. Highly technical map to follow when Roids learns to use a computer. 
Hash cash $5
Bring a suit to pool party after! 

Tuesday, June 15, 2021

#1067: The 35th Running of the 4th O’ July Sunrise Hash “Hashers On Parade”


Ok Bitches…..this is a big one!!! This is the 35th Mother Fuckering Running of the Reading Hash House Harriers 4th O’ July Sunrise Hash. Some of you are not even 35 years old, or have parents married that long. Or to be honest have ever even had a friend that long! So if this has been going that long...hop the fuck OnOn!

I have always been a BIG BIG fan of the Hash History in Reading… (I being Foot the person writing this)...and this year WE THE HARES have something VERY special in store for you. So hash Historious that it outdates some of the Old Heads, they dont even remember it. Granted they have been drunk for for the last 35 years and can barely remember where they parked their cars, “Or where they live”....but dont let that dete’r you. It’s going to be fucking a fantastic Trail!!!!

So…..If you have never Listened to “Living In America” at Dawn with a beer in your hand you are barely considered American! If you have never been to an RH3 4th of July than i am not even sure you are actually a Hasher. If you are from RH3 and have never been to the 4th you better get your ass up at dawn, Dress in your Finest Red, White & Blue and join in what makes us Oh So Exceptionally Shitty here in Readiing! Yes i am calling you out, you know who you are! It’s goona go down in the Anals...

Date: July 4th @5:39AM 

ONON: Lombard Street and Duryea Drive!!!

NOT The William Penn Fire Tower!!

(The tower lot is closed these days due to the Jack Asses up there don't worry we will remind you a billion times! Just go with it!!!!!)

Prelube: 5AM @ the ONON

Theme: 4th O July DRESS THE FUCK UP (dont worry we will remind you a billion times)

Hares: Flammer (if he remembers to show) Toe FOO….and Foot

Hash Cash: TBD


Tuesday, June 1, 2021

#1065: Quit Your Bitching Hash


Monday, June 14 at 6:15 PM
Hare: Cougar Bait
Hash cash: $5
ON ON 508 E Lancaster Ave. Shillington, PA 19607
Park behind Family Dollar next to the DMV testing lot.

#1064: Too much of a good thing! Hash


Sunday, June 6 at 2 PM

Come join RH3 for our fourth hash in three weeks proving that yes, there’s no such thing as too much of a good thing!!!
Hare: Cougar Bait
Hash cash: $5
On-on: somewhere on Brownsville Road, detailed map to follow. Also shiggy socks and trail shoes are suggested.... I rarely trust a hare but this sounds like a logical suggestion.

Sunday, May 23, 2021

#1063: Kegs & Eggs

Saturday, May 29

Time for the annual Memorial Day weekend Kegs and Eggs trail. Hares are Any Crack’ll Do and Foot Fairy. As tradition holds, the start will be where we ended last kegs and eggs. So on on is Beer Wall in West Reading. Pack is out at 10am. Details about pre-lubing to come. Trail is A to B. Hash cash TBD.

#1062: Not your grandma hash!


Not My Grandma! Hash
Over the river and through the woods,
Just Brandon is haring a hash;
He’s not sure the way since he’s really gay,
So Choo Choo and Suckie are haring too, PHEW!
Over the river and thru the woods,
$2 for the hash cash!
Bring the money off the dresser for food and beer (yessir),
Unless you wanna eat Just Brandon's ass!
Over the river and thru the woods,
The gays do everything best;
Bring dry bag in toe- or don’t (but do though),
Wear Rainbows for a little zest!
Over the river and thru the woods,
Trot fast to B from A!
On-On at 2:00 in the church (parking lot not pew)
For May 23 is Hashing Day!
On-On: Mohns Hill Church Upper Lot (708 Mohns Hill Rd, Reading, PA 19608)
Day and Time: May 23 at 2p
Hash Cash: $2
Hares: Just Brandon, Suckie, Choo Choo
Extracurriculars: Stuff your pockets with the money off the dresser for food and beer at the apres
Dress to impress. Surprise for the best dressed!

Saturday, May 1, 2021

#1960: The Stupid Bad Birthday Hash


Surprise!!! We're squeezing in a Hash prior to the Red Dress, mainly b/c we aren't sure if these guys will make their 68th birthday so let's celebrate a Stupid Bad Birthday!! 

From the Hares, Stupid Brother and Bad Semen: 
Start time is 6:07pm, we don't care if you get there earlier or later, but the pack WILL be off at 6:07. Why? Because we both turn 67 in May, plus it gets dark early. On-on: behind Gallen Insurance in Shillington. Hash Cash is $5, bring dry bags. Pre-lube at Paolo's.

Sunday, April 18, 2021

#1061: Red Dress


Saturday, May 15 at 2 PM

Details to cum. Hares Breast Stroker, Hot Lips, and Swamp.

On On: Victor Emmanuel's Pavilion - 311 Hazel Street Reading, PA 19611

#1059: I Want to Talk to a Manager


 Sunday, April 18 at 2 PM

Price: $5

Don't be a Karen, just come out run trail and have fun. No complaints will be listened to...  

Park behind Orange theory. Hash Cash $5.  
Hares: Horn of Plenty, Optopussy, Black Cocks Matter 

On On:2791 Papermill Rd, Reading, PA 

Thursday, March 18, 2021

RH3#1058 resERECTion Monday

Monday, April 5 at 6 PM

Price: $5

Jesus is resErected…...Bar seating is resErected… Shall the Monday Hash!

It’s that time of year Bitchs, time for a “Proper” Monday hash. I personally love a Monday trail. 

Where: Parking Lot Behind Brunos / Boscovs!
(You will get it when you google the address)
Dry Bag: I don't give a fuck what you do. Bring a sweatshirt for apre.

No INDOOR required....but an on after will be a strong possibility post Apres'

RH3 #1057 The Old Fashioned Hash Part Deux

Sunday, March 28 at 2 PM EST

Price: $5

I’m sure you’ve all been resting your livers since we last hashed. Time to wake them up with Cougar and Toh Foo! 

3/28 @ 2:00
On On..470 Rugby Rd, Reading 
Dry bag highly recommended. Outdoor Apres.