Monday, October 31, 2016

RH3# 929 The "ERECTION" Hash!

The Poll is OPEN!!

CUMM one CUMM ALL!! Time to get well lubed before we need to visit the POLL and choose our next president! There is nothing more AMERICAN than running around in the wilderness while getting drunk.

 !!Proud to be an AMERICAN where Hashers can run free!!

The one thing we do love about AC/DC, and there are not many but the fucker does usually lay a fantastic trail. So let’s keep this month of debauchery any 40 plus Hashers a week rolling. Looking at the starting location of this on there should be some serious TRAIL!!

This message has been approved by FOOT FAIRY and the drinking Bitches of America!

The Little Brown Ring…..

Hash Date: November 6th 2106 @ 2PM
ONON: 1216 Haycreek Rd Birdsboro PA 19508
Prelube: Island Pizza @ NOON!


Highly Technical Map......On It's Way!

Monday, October 24, 2016

RH3 # 928 The Hallow Weenie Hash!'s time to get our costume on bitches!  Cums On Demand and Just Isac (AKA Mr Bluster) are throwing another Epic Hash! if you haven't been to Hallow Weeny yet it’s one of our yearly staples that is not be be missed! Last year we crashed a wedding in costume. YUP….

It's easy Bimbos dress as slutty as possible, Wanks the same sexy goes for you….and we will run around getting drunk in public. Wanks you may want to ask someone honest if you really look sexy. If not a costume that is more like footy pajamas may be best for you.

As you know we at RH3 are somewhat anal and fairly racist! The hares have something in store for us and circle will not be at the spot that we are parking. If you plan on being late you may miss us….just sayin! So get your ass there on time cuz the Hash waits for no one.

These hares are aiming to PLEASE YOU, your cumfort is their primary concern.

The Frank N Beans…..
Hash Date: Sunday Oct 29th @ 2PM
Hares: Mr Bluster and Cums On Demand! PS her costume is always sexy :)
ONON: No Clue…. But parking is at Berks Lanes!
(3190 Shillington Rd, Sinking Spring, PA 19608)
Prelube: Americana Bar & Grill High Noon!
!!In the lanes same lot!!
Close enough to help you not be late
Hash Cash: $7
Trail: A to ??
Dry Bags: Boo Cares!

Highley Technical Map To Cuuummm!

Tuesday, October 18, 2016

RH3 # 927 Crackllversary Live!

Our beer bringing bugle boy is back at it! Crack will be laying down some live action this Sunday in an OHHH so familiar place. This trail is in honor of his 1st trail a year ago where Fuckin Deadwood made our little Crack a man!(he only required one stitch)

Make sure you bring ID, as we are staring at the Asylum of Wernersville. Uhm…they may want to keep most of your asses. Just Sayin! Yes, yes I know we were just in Wernersville last night; this promises not to be 5 mile death march straight up the Highway. Crack promises NO ROADS, GREAT LIVE TRAIL, THE FINEST BEER, NAKED BIMBOS, and a top notch spread of food!

The girth……
Hash Date: Sunday October 23rd, 2016@ 2PM
Hares: Crack & a possible Co!
Prelube: Noon @ Paradise By The Slice
63 E Penn Ave, Wernersville, PA 19565
ONON: Wernersville State Asylum
Lot A 324 Sportsman Rd, Wernersville (DRY)
1st Lot on your left on Sportsman from 422
“No Swill In This Lot Please”
Trail: Live A to B

Dry Bag: No smell all day!

See you Wanktards Sunday! FF

Tuesday, October 11, 2016

RH3 # 926 Bitch, Bitch.....Fuck You!

Father forgive us, for we know exactly what we do! Such language…...really(Pinky Out)!

I am letting this one speak for itself, no need to blabble on. With a title like this...i am sure the whole kennel and every out of towner we know will drop by!

Date: Monday 10/17 @ 6:15
Hares:Frank Burns Father FermentMe and Just Elizabeth
Prelube: Tavern on Penn Opens at 4PM.
(2601 Penn Ave, West Lawn, PA 19609)
On On: Penn Ave. and Rt 724
(the Old Food Lion lot)
Hash cash: $7
Trail: 'A to Fuck You'
Dry Bags highly encouraged.

Bring a light...or be stupid and get lost....or both! Oh yeah did I mention that Father & Frank Brew Beer together!!  

See you Monday FF

Highley Tecnical map to CUMMMMM

Monday, October 3, 2016

RH3 #925 The Half Way There "Short Straw Hash"

Woooooooah Livin' On  A Prayer.....It's time to Christen the Club House South Bitches!!

So What is the Short Straw Hash??
let's start with the basics
When: OCT 10, 2016
Hash Cash $5
(The rest wil be subsidized by Toe Fu's profit from #924)
Hares go off @ 6:10 SHARP so get there by 6:00pm

1501 Lancaster Ave, Reading, PA 19607

First we meet up @ Liberty Ale House
The Short straw is the 1st hare of the night
They choose a partner to help them lay trail
We give them flour, chalk, a map and money
they take us to another bar (clearly marked on the map)
The Hares head out and start laying trail
They get a 10 min head start... Head? Who Said Head?
The hash tries to catch the hares before they get to the next bar
We get to the bar, we drink at the bar, we Draw Straws and
repeat as necessary.
Eventually we get back to Liberty for the Apres

It's dark out early...bring cranium illumination of you wish!