Monday, February 21, 2022

#1086: The President’s Day Hash


Come join our ex GM on the Presidents Day Hash and celebrate another reason you get a Monday off!! 
Hare: Any Car I’ll Do
Hash cash: $5 
See comments for the actual location. The address above will get you “across the street” close… maybe our hare will do a highly technical map… 
Also tech on trail in the form of a camera is encouraged by the Hare!

#1084: The Old Fashioned Hash


Old Fashioned Hash, Part Twat (3)
Winter weather is upon us, so we need something stronger than beer to keep us warm during a hash. Toh and Cougar have you covered, it’s time for an Old Fashioned Hash, and we’re not just talking about some older fucks haring a hash. We’re breaking out the finest swill to make your cold weather hashing enjoyable. For sure there will be bourbon, there may be some random liquor, and perhaps we may even mix it up with a car bomb stop! Get your asses to the hash this Sunday, January 16th to partake in some of RH3’s finest beverages, aside from Hamms! Prelube will be at Island Pizza at 1. On-On will be at the parking lot up top of Monocacy Hill Recreation Area at 2. Parking there is limited, so pre-lubing and car pooling to the On-On is encouraged. Hash cash is $5. Trail is A-A+. Throw a dry bag in your car, but we’re not collecting them! Where the hell else can you drink delicious house made beverages this coming Sunday for that price??? Nowhere, so be here bitches! Shiggy socks might be a good idea, but it’s up to you if you’d like to trust a hare…
General disclaimer: if you don’t feel well, stay home. Other wise you have no excuses not to be here! See you fuckers Sunday!!!

#1083: The New Years Day Hash


With New Years Eve on a Friday, that means you have a whole weekend to celebrate! Continue the party on January 1st at noon in City Park and put off worrying about your hangover. You have a whole extra day to recover!! 
Hares: Suckie Sucker, Beulah Ballbreaker, Choo-choo. 
Hash cash: $3
On-on: City Park in Reading

#1082: The Hash Hotline

Hares: Bad Foot
When: 12/19 @2
Pre: Call the hotline
OnOn: Call the hotline
Hash Cash: Call the Hotline

Any other the hotline! 

#1081: The Santa Hash

 Decoy was rushing me to get details up so here’s the cliff notes from NFB along with a few pictures of Decoy’s dream boys… 

Start location
Washington st and south front street 
The triangle parking lot at RACC
Started there many times
Gayly wrapped gift and all that 

#1080: Cougars Angels


So a blonde, a brunette, and a red head lay a trail..... 
Date : November 28th 
Time : 2:00 PM EST 
Place : Breneman Park 
Bring a dry bag it’s A to B trail
Hash Cash: $5
There’s no beer at the on-on. Pre-lube at PJ whelihans down the road instead.

#1079: Me, Myself, and Whores



He’s been partaking in too much type A activity and losing too much weight, it’s time to make him drink for a likely shitty trail. Come out and join Dances With Whores as he solo hares us on a romp through Shillington.

On-on: is NOT at the army reserve, but use that address to find the tennis court parking lot next door. Based on past experience, having a soccer mom cup for pre-lubing in that lot would be a good idea… 
Hash cash: whatever Dances tells you that morning but I’m going to guess it’s less than $1000.