Sunday, May 27, 2018

RH3 #989 Why the Hell do We Have to Name Every Hash?!

Blame it on Social Media...Fake News...or just a short attention span. We like trails with a theme (well, most of us...) So, this theme will be "why do we always need a theme?". It may rankle a few old timers...but that's kinda fun too...
Join our hash horn Cougar Bait, et al. for what is sure to be a balls out adventure.
On On: parking lot at Cabela's in Hamburg (highly technical map cumming shortly), 6/3, 1:00
Prelube: Pappy T's (it's just across the highway)
Hash cash: $7
This one probably ain't gonna be pretty...but I'm sure it'll make for some great stories!!

Tuesday, May 22, 2018

RH3 #988 Kegs and Eggs

After their eggcellent trail last Memorial Day weekend, we were eggstatic when Foot Fairy and Crack decided to eggstend their event to another year.

On On: Liberty Taproom, 237 N. Prospect Ave., Reading, 5/26, Sometime after 9...

Hash Cash: $7

Prelube: Liberty Taproom 9:00

Trail: A-B  (Liberty to Sofrito's)

An eggtravagant way to kick off your holiday weekend!

Monday, May 14, 2018

RH3 # 987 Whores N More

Dances With Whores takes us on his anal solo foray around the wilds of Oakbrook. 

On On: Schlegel Park pool, 100 E. Wyomissing Blvd, Rdg, PA, 19611, 5/21, 6:09PM

Hash Cash: $7

Prelube: Oakbrook Brewing

Cum see what this wizened wanker has in store for us...

Wednesday, May 2, 2018

RH3 #986 Red Dress Hash

Ok, Halfminds.... this is your opportunity to do something special for something very close to all our hearts.....


This year’s Red Dress Hash will benefit The Breast Cancer Support Services of Berks County.

Hares: Hotlips, BreastStroaker and Swamp

On On: The North End Rod and Gun Club (The DIPS), 2010 Fairmont Ave, Reading, 5/12, 2:00

Hash Cash: $20 (just shut up and pay it!)

PreLube: Mari’s 6 Pak N More

Halfmind Explanation: Ok....focus!!! This is a charity event, so your $20 gets you a fanfuckingtastic trail as well as primo beer and grub at the apres. As usual, there will be a charity auction. Drink heavily, bid stupidly (AC/DC left some big shoes to fill) We NEED items and/or services for auction. Gently used sex toys and personal........ahem... ”relaxation techniques” (with a doctor’s note) are encouraged.

In addition, a famous local artist has designed a pair of
breast-supportive (bra?) shiggy socks SPECIFICALLY for purchase at this event. Rest assured that the $15 you spring for a pair of these babies will spare you from years of ridicule and abuse.

Beer....Boobies....Benevolence. There is NO higher calling...