Sunday, May 23, 2021

#1063: Kegs & Eggs

Saturday, May 29

Time for the annual Memorial Day weekend Kegs and Eggs trail. Hares are Any Crack’ll Do and Foot Fairy. As tradition holds, the start will be where we ended last kegs and eggs. So on on is Beer Wall in West Reading. Pack is out at 10am. Details about pre-lubing to come. Trail is A to B. Hash cash TBD.

#1062: Not your grandma hash!


Not My Grandma! Hash
Over the river and through the woods,
Just Brandon is haring a hash;
He’s not sure the way since he’s really gay,
So Choo Choo and Suckie are haring too, PHEW!
Over the river and thru the woods,
$2 for the hash cash!
Bring the money off the dresser for food and beer (yessir),
Unless you wanna eat Just Brandon's ass!
Over the river and thru the woods,
The gays do everything best;
Bring dry bag in toe- or don’t (but do though),
Wear Rainbows for a little zest!
Over the river and thru the woods,
Trot fast to B from A!
On-On at 2:00 in the church (parking lot not pew)
For May 23 is Hashing Day!
On-On: Mohns Hill Church Upper Lot (708 Mohns Hill Rd, Reading, PA 19608)
Day and Time: May 23 at 2p
Hash Cash: $2
Hares: Just Brandon, Suckie, Choo Choo
Extracurriculars: Stuff your pockets with the money off the dresser for food and beer at the apres
Dress to impress. Surprise for the best dressed!

Saturday, May 1, 2021

#1960: The Stupid Bad Birthday Hash


Surprise!!! We're squeezing in a Hash prior to the Red Dress, mainly b/c we aren't sure if these guys will make their 68th birthday so let's celebrate a Stupid Bad Birthday!! 

From the Hares, Stupid Brother and Bad Semen: 
Start time is 6:07pm, we don't care if you get there earlier or later, but the pack WILL be off at 6:07. Why? Because we both turn 67 in May, plus it gets dark early. On-on: behind Gallen Insurance in Shillington. Hash Cash is $5, bring dry bags. Pre-lube at Paolo's.