Saturday, December 12, 2020

RH3 #1057 Elf Hash-POSTPONED!!


Saturday, December 12, 2020 at 12 PM EST
Price: Free

Since Santa is not allowed to enter the glorious state of PA without a two week quarantine (and who the hell wants to stay here for more than two weeks!?!) we’ll have to spend this Christmas with just his elves, Swamp and NFB. The Elf hash will be December 12th at 12:00 . OnOn will be at the Antietam lake Seidel Rd Trail head. Bring a gift you get a gift for another hasher. Hash Cash is $20.00 per person. Word is that the apres is indoors (we didn’t say they were smart elves). So please, if you’re feeling sick or have high chance of recent exposure... stay home!!

Friday, November 27, 2020

RH3 #1056 Black Friday Hash


Friday, November 27, 2020 at 12 PM EST
Price: Free
Join Foot and Horn on a romp to lose your newly gained turkey weight!
Starts at noonish somewhere in Berks county. (Behind Sly Fox) Details to come once foot backs away from the swim up pool bar

Sunday, November 15, 2020

RH3 #1055 Bad Decoy Hash


Armory Field, Shillington
Sunday, November 15, 2020 at 2 PM EST
Price: Free
Group Members of Reading Hash House Harriers
It's hunting season and hashing on Sunday's should keep us safe from the myopic old men who travel the woods with death weapons.... However, following two old dudes with bad knees and flour might still be a bad decision for any day of the week, but here we are. Happy flour hunting!
On-on location is the tennis court parking lot on 724 between the Armory and Redners. Bring a dry bag dress warm. A to B. Your comfort is our primary concern. Hares: Decoy and Bad.

Sunday, November 1, 2020

RH3 #1054 Type B Hash


Sunday, November 1, 2020 at 2 PM EST
Price: Free
Group Members of Reading Hash House Harriers
Before you vote, come hash with your friends for the Type B hash event. Breast and Hot Lips will once again bring you fun, joy, non-partisan tomfoolery and some sort of Type B trail. So Type B that they still haven’t announced hash cash.
ONON Kernsville Damn Road off of Industrial Drive Hamburg. Parking Lot for Bartram Trail. Dry Bag with Warm Clothing is suggested. 

Sunday, October 25, 2020

RH3 # 1053 Halloween Family Friendly Hash

503 Wilson Pl, Reading, PA 19607-2831, United States
Sunday, October 25, 2020 at 2 PM EDT

Price: Free 

Lets' face it, 2020 has pretty much been Boo Sheet. With all the nonsense going on Pooperlicious and Hot For Teacher want to see that the hash family has some guaranteed Trick or Treat fun for the whole family. Kids or adults can wear costumes if they want to but please be sure they are trail/walking appropriate. Trail will be 3-4 miles and there will be spots to cut off if kids get tired. It will be half trail/half trick-or-treating, and there will be beverages and snacks for young and old. Hash cash is $0, so how can you go wrong attending? Get your skeletons to the On-On for 2PM Sunday!!! Park at the back of the Governor Mifflin high school behind the auxiliary gym. We will start at 503 Wilson Place. Highly Technical Map to follow.

Sunday, October 11, 2020

RH3 # 1052 Mystery Hare

Sunday, October 11, 2020 at 2 PM EDT
Price: Free
Group Members of Reading Hash House Harriers
2:00 at the Wyomissing Quarry soccer fields, also known as “behind the wawa that is on location”. 10/11/20... sounds like an ominous date for an ominous hare. Come see if you can figure out who is leading you on a trail of mystique and mystery. Ps... It’s obviously not Foot because he can’t spell any of these words... $6 hash cash trail is A to A-ish. If you need to prelube, go to Oakbrook, everything on trail is outdoors, bring warm clothes for on after. So that’s all I’ve been given, have fun or go home.

Tuesday, September 15, 2020

RH3 #1051 The 36th Analversary Hash


Time to celebrate another trip around the sun for RH3! Meet at the intersection Reading Blvd and Plymouth place on Tuesday September 22 at 6:15. Any Crack’ll Do will lead you through the riches of Wyomissing, or the train tracks of West Lawn... Hopefully some old heads will be there to tell us the story of our birth. All of this for only $6!! Whatta deal...

Monday, September 14, 2020

RH3 AGM #21


        RH3 AGM
Monday, September 14, 2020 at 6 PM EDT – 9:15 PM EDT
Price: Free · Duration: 3 hr 15 min
Group Members of Reading Hash House Harriers
The throne is empty, so vote early and vote often...
The Annual General Meeting will be at Schaylor Brewing this year, outside in the Beirgarten. They'll be closed to the public so if the weather is bad we'll have the inside available to us as well, but a fair amount of the patio has cover so unless it's really shitty plan on being outside. Remember to wear your hash formal-wear (men-boxers or kilt w/nice shirt, ladies- the less the better). Also, items and/or acts for the auction... the patio is plenty private so feel free to get wild!! Hash cash will be $10 for food (Flatbread pizza, wings, and beer pretzels and cheese), drinks are on you.
Peace and Love...
-Any Crack'll Do 
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Thursday, August 27, 2020

RH3 #1050 Crack A Cold One For Crack!!


It’s almost time to crack a cold one in my honor... or to just to try and forget the wacky year we’ve had so far. Join me as I’ll be drinking to both, this Saturday at 1 o’clock, somewhere yet to be announced in the good ole Reading area. We’ll have a live trail laid by yours truly, followed by some of my family’s recipes to feed your face with, and a keg of some of my favorite swill from 2SP. Apres will be outside, so bring a chair and pop up if you have one (we will have a potty available this time 🙂
What: RH3 #1050 Crack A Cold One For Crack
Where: 575 Wyomissing Ave, Mohnton (Mohnton House)
When: Saturday @ 1PM
Hare: Any Crack’ll Do
Hash Cash: $15 (includes hab for first 50)
Bring a growler as you may be able to snag one for the road depending how hollow peep’s legs are after trail. ON ON

Monday, August 24, 2020

RH3 #1049 Da Bookends BASH


RH3 #1049 Da Bookends Bash brought to you by Foot Fairy and Opto.... like everything else in 2020 there's a lot of unknowns. I just know you'll need a bike of either the mountain or gravel variety, some denomination of a soon to be determined hash cash, a well functioning liver, and maybe a light for your bike (light is really optional, but might be a good idea). More details to cum... oh, and if you think you got the Rona, please stay home !!

What: RH3 #1049 Da Bookends BASH!!
Where: Da Lot Between Troopers and Brentwood Lot
When: Friday @ 615PM
Hash Cash: TBA

Thursday, July 9, 2020

RH3 #1048 The Gary Coleman Hash

Originally scheduled for May 28 to commemorate that it’s been 10 years since the passing of the actor who defined a generation. The Reading hash house harriers are proud to present the Gary Coleman memorial cash. You might have loved him from Diff’rent Strokes, and you were likely inspired by both the “Angel with a Broken Halo” and “The Gary Coleman Show.” Now you can celebrate his entire filmography.
Hash Cash $6.00. Bring a dry bag.
On-On: Brentwood Trailhead at 6:15 PM Monday July 13.
~RH3 #1048 The Gary Coleman Hash
~~Monday July 13 @ 615PM
~Brentwood Trailhead
~~Hared by Decoy and Foot
~Hash Cash $6
~~Bring a dry bag
~~Probably there... or do yo own thang!!

Tuesday, June 23, 2020

RH3 #1047 4th Of July Sunrise Hash @ Dawn

YES WE ARE!!!! What better fucking excuse to come out and celebrate our “FREEEEEDOM”, get shit ass drunk, and make bad choices all before 7am!!!!
Clear your Sunday, it’s going to be a Shit Show….yeah i know the 4th is Saturday. You may still want to clear your Sunday, and believe it or not the 4th actually falls on the 4th this year!! If you have never listened to “Living in America” at 5am with a beer in your hand you are barely considered American! If you have never been to a RH3 4th of July at Dawn than I am not sure you are actually a Hasher!
HARES PROMISE THIS TO BE YOUR BEST DAY OF 2020 SO FAR!!! I know...tall fucking order right?
Date: July 4th @ 5:39 AM Dawn! That does not mean 5:40 or 5:45 You dont want to see Bad lose his shit before his morning….uh shit!!
ONON: The William Penn Memorial Fire Tower (2500 Skyline Dr Reading Pa 19606)
PRELUBE: 5:00 AM AT The William Penn Memorial Fire Tower
Theam: Stuck in the house for the last 3 months 4th O July Slutty Shiek
Trail: A to Foot
Hash Cash: $20 (No actual $20 bills will be taken, we have had issues $1’s $5’s $10’s….rolls of pennies all good)
“WE WILL BE FOLLOWING ALL OF THE HASHING GREEN RULES AS LADE OUT BY THE HONWHOREABLE TOM WOLF” If they don't fit our needs it will be a celebration of life.
Some other Notes of Interest: Done be jerk….wear a mask if you want. Not required We will not be sharing cups and such. Stay home if your sick. We don't want to deal with silly stuff your almost please be respectful. That coming from me lol.
The Fine Print:
The Apres’s will be outdoor outdoor RAIN OR SHINE and a FULL BREAKFAST and BEER will be served as traditional. Bring your own chairs and such as none will be provided. If you have a “Pop Up” ( I’ll show you my pop up) Tent and want to bring it for shade we love you!!
I feel like thats already to many werds….just show the fuck up, and Let’s drink Bitches!!!!

RH3 #1046 The Phased and Confused Hash

Back in the day, before the COVID, before the lockdown, before the red/yellow/ and green phase.... there was a hash to be had. It was to be hared by the two of Reading's leading ladies of the porn industry: Exploited College GIrl and Casting Couch... and it was supposed to be the 420 Hash. Then the world went to shit. Now that we're slowly cumming back to life, these two X rated bimbos want to show us a good time. Emerging from the their sex den on the side of the Mt Penn, they bring to us RH3 #1047 The Green Phazed and Confused Hash!!
The deats:
When -Monday June 29th @ 615PM
Where -RACC Parking Lot (I assume the one on the other side of the bridge from the campus library... look for a map soon to cum)
Hares -Excogi and Casting Couch
Hash Cash - $6
Prelube - Maybe Canal Street? (stay tuned)
Bring a dry bag and your bong bitches!! 

Friday, March 6, 2020

RH3 #1044 The Just Nasty Balls Hash (Green Edition)

This hash will have LIVE Hares and take you on a tour of the suburbs of Reading. This will be an A-A hash. There will be Beer checks, Shot checks, and photo checks, so bring your camera. Also feel free to wear your festive St Patrick's gear, ie green shiggy socks, shirts, dresses, bras, panties... the more green the better.

What: The Just Nasty Balls, St Paddy's Hash

When: Sunday 3/15/2020 at 2pm

Where: 505 Edison Ct, Reading, PA 19605

Meet in BALL'S culde SACK. Parking lot there to park in or park in grass, you may pull over curb that is flat.

Hare's: Nasty Panties, One Ball -Two Ball -Red Ball -Blue Ball, and Just Jason

Hash Cash: $5

Pre: Margherita Pizzeria( Rear Bar)