Tuesday, April 26, 2016

HASH # 909 "THE" Reading Red Dress Run!


Get your finest Red Dress out of the closet....it's that time again RH3!! The RE-REturn of "THE" Reading Red Dress Run is back again and we want this shit to be EPIC! Spread the word Hashers...E-mail, text, post, write a letter....fuck fax the info out to your friends we don't care. We just want a SHIT ton of people and your $$$$$$!

!!!!!BRING VIRGINS!!!!!

Yes this is a fundraiser hash, this year we will be raising $ for the Breast Cancer Support Services of Berks County! If you don't enjoy drinking and running, or running, or drinking??!?? If you are not looking for some weird reason deep down inside to do all of the above in public wearing a Red Dress.....then just show up and do it for the BOOOBIES!!

WHEN: May 7th
What Time: 2PM
Prelube: 1PM
Where: North End Rod & Gun Club
Address: 2010 Fairmont Ave, Reading PA 19605
Hash Cash: ($20 Virgins are not free)
Habadashery Swag?: Yes Included
Prelube - Apres - Auction: All at same location

Auction?? Again this a fundraiser Hash. Bring your $$$$ and uhmm, some shit to auction off! 

WHAT DO I HAVE TO AUCTION OFF?

People will buy absolutely anything and everything. Or wrap something worth nothing and see if someone buys it. Honestly add anything to the auction...Old Hash Stuff, Items collected on trail, Items left behind by fellow Hashers, Services you may be able to provide, Personal items, Donations of choice, Services you may be able to provide. You get the point bring a bunch of cash and anything someone may pay for.

Accessorize - Bring your finest matching hand bag to this event as we will be asking the general public as we run for donations to our cause. Yes yes..stopping and asking civilians for cash wearing a Red Dress is always fun. Caution though...this is still a hash so civilian etiquette may be required.
(etiquette as seen below)

LET'S KEEP UP THE KICK ASS SUPPORT RH3 AND MAKE THIS SHIT BAD ASS!!
IT'S GOOD TO BE US...

Tuesday, April 19, 2016

HASH #908 - A Lot Closer!


Ok Wanks….Let’s keep this Monday thing rollin! Monday April 25th be prepared to be A Lot Closer with your fellow Hashers! This will be a typical FF Hash…Flat, Shiggyless, Plenty of Road…and probably no Alcohol to be found! Your comfort as always is my primary concern!!

Oh yeah – Did I mention I will be giving away a super secret limited edition, unbelievably rare PRIZE! For what exactly?!??!….hmm 
SHOW UP AND FIND OUT!


Hares: Yours Truly and a Girl of choice!
Hash Cash - $6
ONON: Antietam Lake Lot 
307 Angora Rd, Reading, PA 19606
Prelube: Liberty Tap Room – As soon as you can get there!
DryBag – Always!



See You All Monday!!
Give Me An A..........A!

Monday, April 11, 2016

HASH #907 - "SAY YES" to Crack!




******PLEASE NOTE LOCATION CHANGE*********

As is Tradition in the Reading Hash.....when Summer starts to appear so do Monday Evening Trails! To kick of this year's tradition our Brick Carrying, Beer Boy will be laying a LIVE trail for your Hashing pleasure on Monday April 18th! 

Considering his luck with the ladies and the fact that he always has good beer.....it's hard not to "SAY YES" to Crack!!





Hares: Any Crack'll Do and his Tag Along Sascrotch
Location: 40 East College Ave
Wernersville, Pa 19565
Date: Monday April 18th
Time: 6:15 (Pack OFF 6:15 Sharp...The Hash Waits for NO ONE!!)
DRY BAG: ALWAYS!!

PRELUBE: 5:30 @ 40 East College Ave
Wernersville, Pa 19565
(Yes that's the same location as the ONON for you Half Minds!)





Saturday, April 2, 2016

HASH #905 THREE SHOTS TO THE WIND


Ahoy!...Avast!...Aye!....Arr!.....

Ok i think you get the point! Break out your favorite hook and eye patch for this Pirate themed adventure brought to you by Toe FU and Just Kirstyn. Prepare to be boarded you wankin' lubbers!!

This trail promises to be ARRRRRRRGH rated.You may see some Booty, or a Yardarm, walk a plank....or even blow a man down!

Wanna Shiver me Timbers?
That's some Treasure CHEST you have there!

Ok I am done now...here are your details!




SATURDAY APRIL 9TH
ONON - Klapperthal Road (by Forest Hills cemetery)
ONON- 2PM Prelube -1PM
Dry Bag a must (We predict rough seas).
$7 hash cash (or pieces of eight)
Prelube: Liberty Tap Room





Its recommended you carpool from Liberty. There is limited parking at the On On. 
91 Klapperthal Rd Reading, PA 19606 - 40.314555, -75.891628