RH3 #1205: 4th of July Hash
Saturday, July 4, 2026
5:35 AM
Field beside Captain's Cove, Mt. Penn, PA

Oh say, can you beer by the dawns early light

What so proudly we Hamm’d

At the twilight's last drinking?

Whose bud lights and many shots

Through the perilous trail

O'er the fire tower we watched

Were so stupidly drinking?

And the pagodas’ red glare

The car bombs bursting in air

Gave 100 proof through the morning

That our HHHs were still there

O say, does that half-witted hasher yet sway

O'er the land of the hash and the home of the depraved

Cum celebrate ‘Mericas 250th Birthday the bestest way possible.

On-on: Field adjacent to Captain's Cove

Hares: Toh-Foo, Foot, Flamer, & Decoy

Hash Cash: $20

RH3 #1204: Crank It To 11 Hash

You see, most halfwits, you know, will be going to ten. You're at ten, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're at ten. Where can you go from there? Where?

Cum see if Dances will have that extra push over the cliff. Will he put it up to eleven?

Hare: Dances With Whores

Hash Cash: $5

On-on: Ollie's (Shillington)

Pre-lube: ¿Taco Bell?

RH3 #1203: Deja FuckYou Hash

 

Monday, June 8, 6:15pm

RH3# 1203: Deja FuckYou Hash

Ever get the feeling you’ve been there, done that? Of course you have, after your fifth Hamms and second car bomb, everyone’s memory gets a little fuzzy.

Back for his second in a row, Sex Toys will be laying trail for all the halfwits. Cum out to see how it’s same same but different.

Rumor has it, there may be an appearance by our newly elected GM so that right there would be something different….

Hare: Sex Toys for Everyone
On-on: Building 24, Wyomissing
Hash cash: $5