95% of those surveyed admit to masturbating....and the other 5% are just lying. With that in mind, we proudly present....
The Hairy Palms Hash!!
Join veteran wanks ToeFU and Foot Fairy in this stimulating event.
On On: 100 Brown St., Reading (Lausch Elementary School), 3/25, 2:00
Hash Cash: $5
Prelube: Liberty Taproom (it's too convenient for this one...)