Monday, February 20, 2017

RH3 # 941 The Rain, Sleet, Snow Hash!

Enjoy your two week off Bitches!! Do some traveling, enjoy some of our neighboring kennels! When we Cumm back from break things get nutz again, pretty much 8 straight weeks of Hashing. One weekend off between this hash and Red dress….and that’s Easter.

“As any of you that have ever done a ToeFU hash know....the weather will suck! The National Weather Service is tracking several fronts, all of which will converge over Monocacy Hill, March 12. Heavy winds, snow, freezing rain and life threatening conditions are expected. Flour will wash away and trail will be nonexistent. Are you in??”

The grammer.....

Hash Date: Suday March 12th 2PM (Don’t forget to change your clocks)
Hares: ToeFU, Just Randy and Delicious Head
On On: Monocacy Hill lot 57 Geiger Rd. Douglassville Pa 19518
(Carpooling from prelube HIGHLY recommended)
Prelube: Island Pizza 3060 Limekiln Rd Birdsboro PA 19508
Hash cash: $5

Dress accordingly...

Monday, February 13, 2017


ACDC THE ANGRY WHORE….why is ACDC so angry you ask, well because he tries so very hard to be a WHORE but no will take him up on it. Really he will take anyone, anytime, anywhere. Unfortunately he gets no takers, even his hand rejects him. Now that Backpage is shut down he is seriously SOL and really really ANGRY.  As you can see by the picture DEADLY SPERM BUILD UP is real!!

As typical with his quests, he is once again trying to WHORE it up by asking two RH3 bimbos to join him in the woods. I Want A Fucking Refund (who is already asking for one) and Just Missy will be his Co Hares. This is like trail 17 this month with Virginal Hares getting their Hyman taken.  Not quite sure ACDC is capable of this task…maybe a couple Wanks would have been an easier conquest for him. Please have a heart and give this guy some action before he moves to Laos to be inseminated by elephants!

!!!ATTENTION!!! – This is some new territory for RH3 as of late. Yeah I am sure some old head has a story of how 3 hashers ran a trail on this hill before we were born, blah blah!! If it wasn’t on facebook it didn’t happen!  !!VIRGIN HARES, VIRGIN TRAIL, AN ANGRY unwanted WHORE!! What could be better….

Fuckin Bethel WTF…….

Hares: ACDC, I Want A Fuckin Refund, & Just Missy
Hash Date: February 19th 2PM
ONON: 2PM 40.525415,-76.216770
(7183 PA-183, Bethel, PA 19507)
Prelube: Haags Hotel 5661 Old U.S. 22, Shartlesville, PA 19554
(We drank here after “Bloody Sharts in The Gaylands”!)
Hash Cash: $7

Dry Bag: We are out in the middle of fucking nowhere, I would say yes!