Dirty, Rotten, Filthy, Stinkin…
That’s how the song starts; can this group of Misfits live up to this title? Will we be screaming this post trail?? A trail that appears to be the last Monday night trail of the year….WTF it’s only August. Say it aint’ so.
Swingin’ to the left
Swingin’ to the right
If I think about baseball
I’ll swing all night…yea
Let’s get down to it. Our beloved Hot Lips has taken on a rather large task here. Not only is she leading the Hyman wrecking of 3 Virgin Hares (Man Tits, Just Christina & Just Becky) but I also hear there will be 2 trails. They tell us Turkey / Eagle options will be available to accommodate wanks that wish to walk or wanks that wish to run. YES BAD it is LGBTA friendly as well.
A HINT FROM FF – When you see the “T” or the “E” on trial T=TOUGH & E=EASY……really you can trust me!
Man Tits is Haring the walking trail live, but my guess is if you get anywhere close to catching him he will simply boob check you. This also could possibly be the 1st trail he has actually been on….and since he has never seen a full trail I am sure his marking skills are on point. This Cluster Fuck is not to be missed!!
The Crusty Stuff…
Hares – Hot Lips, Praying Man Tits, Just Christina, Just Becky
ONON – August 22nd @ 6:15 PA Dutch Farmers Market
845 Woodland Rd, Wyomissing, PA 19610, USA
PRELUBE –ON THE BOARDER ***CHANGE***
HASH CASH - $7
DRY BAG – Always a good idea
Swingin’ in there cause, She wanted me to feed her……So I mixed up the batter, And she licked the BEATER!!