Wednesday, November 29, 2017

RH3 #971 Santa Fucks the Hash

Naughty or Nice?? We'll be the judge of that.... Santa only cums once a year (hence his huge sack). Be prepared to sit on his chubby lap (or lap chubby) in our world famous RH3 Holiday Extravaganza.

The North Pole Particulars:

Hare: NFB....the original Mad Elf

On On: The Wm Penn Fire Tower (yes, the same place as the Fourth O July), 2500 Spuhler Ln, Sat. 12/16, 2:00

Hash Cash: $20 (you'll only spend it on beer anyway, and we're giving you that!!)

Prelube: Liberty Taproom
Santa says...bring a gayly wrapped gift for him to bestow on some other poor schmuck. Alcohol isn't allowed (but bar or liquor store gift certificates fit perfectly) And who doesn't love a candy cane dildo...

Don't disappoint Santa. His reindeer have been going a bit heavy on the fiber and he's itching to do some recycling.

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