RH3 #1207: Halfway to Santa Hash
July 27, 2026, 6:15 pm

🎅 HALFWAY TO SANTA HASH 🎄

(aka Christmas in July, for those greedy fcks who just can't wait another five months for presents)*

In case you're wondering — yes, it's exactly what it sounds like. Halfway to the Santa Hash. A perfectly reasonable excuse to break out the ugly sweater in July, drink like it's egg-nog season, and run around Douglassville like a bunch of confused elves.

Hares: Cums with Children, International Man of Pleezure

On-On: Morlatton Village Trailhead Douglassville

Hash Cash: $5

Christmas attire encouraged