RH3 # 987 Whores N More

Dances With Whores takes us on his anal solo foray around the wilds of Oakbrook. 

On On: Schlegel Park pool, 100 E. Wyomissing Blvd, Rdg, PA, 19611, 5/21, 6:09PM

Hash Cash: $7

Prelube: Oakbrook Brewing

Cum see what this wizened wanker has in store for us...

RH3 #986 Red Dress Hash

Ok, Halfminds.... this is your opportunity to do something special for something very close to all our hearts.....

BOOBIES!!

This year’s Red Dress Hash will benefit The Breast Cancer Support Services of Berks County.

Hares: Hotlips, BreastStroaker and Swamp

On On: The North End Rod and Gun Club (The DIPS), 2010 Fairmont Ave, Reading, 5/12, 2:00

Hash Cash: $20 (just shut up and pay it!)

PreLube: Mari’s 6 Pak N More

Halfmind Explanation: Ok....focus!!! This is a charity event, so your $20 gets you a fanfuckingtastic trail as well as primo beer and grub at the apres. As usual, there will be a charity auction. Drink heavily, bid stupidly (AC/DC left some big shoes to fill) We NEED items and/or services for auction. Gently used sex toys and personal........ahem... ”relaxation techniques” (with a doctor’s note) are encouraged.

In addition, a famous local artist has designed a pair of breast-supportive (bra?) shiggy socks SPECIFICALLY for purchase at this event. Rest assured that the $15 you spring for a pair of these babies will spare you from years of ridicule and abuse.

Beer....Boobies....Benevolence. There is NO higher calling...

RH3 #985 Cunto de Mayo

Hey, I didn't name it...they did!

Join hares Bushwacker, ExCoGi, Gets Paid for Oral and Just Kate on this taco-inspired trail.

On On: Mt. Penn Firetower, 5/6, 2:00

Hash Cash: $7

Prelube: Liberty Taproom

I have a feeling it's gonna take a lot of tequila to get the taste of this one out of your mouth...

RH3 #984 Type AA Hash

So now that you're all rested from the Type B hash, bring those fresh legs out to chase hares Analholics Anonymous and Cougar Bait on a live trail through some believed to be un-hashed real estate.  This will be a mostly trail trail, very little road, some extremely old road signs and some nice scenery. Shiggy socks are recommended, dry bags are up to you, but moist feet are highly likely.  Trail is a True A-B.

On-On 4/22, 2:00  0.1 miles west of intersection of Buzzard Road and Mohn's Hill Road.  Highly technical map to follow.

Pre-lube is at Stouts Brewery.

Hash Cash - $7.   

See you all on Sunday!

RH3 #983 Type B Hash

If you were planning to get someType A activity for the day, do it before you get here.

Hares: Breaststroaker and Hotlips

On On at 2pm at 3 Marlin Ave, Wernersville, PA 19565.

Hash Cash $7.

PreLube at Paradise by the Slice.

This will be a LIVE trail!

Vimy Ridge Prelube Change

Due to circumstances beyond my sphere of influence, DeCarlo's is closed, so the Prelube is moved to the Ugly Oyster, 5th and Cherry St.

RH3 #982 Vimy Ridge Hash

Let’s go “out for a rip” you hosers! It’s the Vimy Ridge Hash! The battle at Vimy Ridge was the start to the battle of Arras (our ass) On this day, all of Canada remembers the Canadians one and only (well as far as we’re concerned) contributions to the World Wars.

What? Who cares about Vimy Ridge? Well no one really. The hares just wanted to add a theme and provide some education to the kennel. Besides, Canada has provided so much to society.

So back in the day.... and we’re talking the BIG ONE....that’s right, WW1... Canada got off its collective arse and made a contribution to the beginning of the end for Germany. So our own Bad Semen (closest to being born in Canada. Yup, he’s born and bred in Wisconsin AND he dated a Canadian Hasher for 5 years) and Fudgie are putting up the first Monday night hash of 2018 to celebrate the demise of the Deutsches Heer.
That and because it’s about fucking time to get off sundays! You Fucks have been ridin’ that bitch too hard! Lets get on to Monday’s.

Details: On-On City Park parking lot off Washington St in Reading
Pre-lube : Ugly Oyster, 5th and Cherry St, Reading, PA
Hash cash is 7.73 CAD eh? Figure that shit out!
Pack off promptly at 6:15 you wanks
Not kidding around, daylights burning!
Dry Bag REQUIRED!

On-On eh??