Tuesday, August 13, 2019
These two have decided to spend some quality time in the woods "laying" trail instead of "laying" elsewhere. Join Foot Fairy and virgin co-hare Just Kim for a cherry poppin good time...
When: Monday August 19th @ 615PM
Where: Schuylkill River Tail Angstadt Ln Parking (also may be known as Hafer Petroleum
Who: Foot Fairy & Just Kim
Hash Cash: $5
Pre: Bring a Beer or Two and Drink Them in the Lot
Tuesday, July 30, 2019
The trail name pretty much says it all, but let's sit back and think about it for a second... 30 years and 877 trails ago. That's back when they used to send hash invites in the mail... a couple of our hashers may have still been shitting their diapers... I was 7 years old... NFB was 5'3" ... Foot was trying to lose his virginity. Anyways, here's the low down ya fucks.
When: Monday August 5th 2 6:15 SHARP
Where: Behind Stoudt's Brewery (park behind the clock tower)
Hare: Bad Semen
Hash Cash: $5
Pre: Figure it out dummies
Friday, June 28, 2019
4th of JULY!!!
This one will feel like the early days for you ancient fucks, and for the rest of you... well, you'll see when the pack is out at 5:39 am Thursday morning . Our hares are kicking it old school so we're going back to where it all started 33 years ago at the good old William Penn Fire Tower. I feel like it's been forever since we've drank under that giant phallic structure under the rising sun, andto make it even more special I've been promised by the hares that there'll be cheap girls, good beer, and an even cheaper fireworks display. Sounds like a recipe for an unforgettable trail, which is good since you'll most likely have trouble remembering it the next day!! ON ON
When: Thursday July 4th @ 5:39 AM
Where: William Penn Memorial Firetower
Hares: Some old fucks from back in the day
Hash Cash $15
Pre: William Penn Memorial Firetower
Thursday, May 30, 2019
Definition of bash
1 : a forceful blow
2 : a festive social gathering : PARTY
Well, with this trail being 100% Foot owned, one of those definitions might not be far off. It's time for the first Bash (Bike Hash) of the year. I'm being told by the hare this will be an all "Urbane" trail, so I assume road bikes are acceptable along with MTB/Hybrid/Gravel. So bring your hash cash, two-wheeled device of choice, and a well trained liver to City Park on Monday June 10th. ON ON
What: RH3 #1022 The 100% Foot Bash (Urbane Edition)
When: Monday June 10th @ 615 PM
Where: CIty Park parking lot above the basketball courts (same lot that we always start from in City Park)
Who: Foot Fairy (Live)
Pre: It's 100% Foot so I'd assume Liberty?