Monday, January 21, 2019

RH3 #1012 The Groundhog's Day Hash!!

Bing!! Back by popular demand, the RH3 Groundhog's Day Hash... or maybe we're just stuck in that endless vortex and we're destined to have to repeat this one. Over. And over. And over. And over. Either way, it's looking to be a dooooooozy!! Am I right or am I right or am I right?! Right. Right.

So here it is, hared by our beloved HOP and Foot Fairy...
Saturday, February 2 @ 2PM Bing!
$5 Hash Cash and $12 Buffs (while supplies last) Bing!
Pre: Liberty Taproom Bing!!

On On location TBA!

I'd love to stay and talk with you... but I'm not going to.

See ya there wanks!!

Monday, January 7, 2019


Cum join yours truly along with the lovely Hot For Teacher and Pooperlicious for a live trail next Sunday at the HOT-CRACK-ALICIOUS HASH. Chase our fine asses in search of beer, shots, and shiggy through the slums of the city, the bustling downtown, and the hills of Neversink. It’s sure to be fantASStic!!

Sunday January 13th @ 2PM
Canal Street Pub parking lot
$6 Hash Cash
Prelube: Oakbrook Brewing

ON!! ON!!

Thursday, January 3, 2019

RH3 #1010 The Swampsicle Hash... Again

Help Swamp celebrate another year around the sun in another Swampsicle Hash... this time in the remote woods of MiddleCreek. For as long as this guy has been hashing, you can expect a stellar trail with lot's of celebratory libations to keep you warm on this frigid expedition or to cure the shakes from your morning hangover. Here's the deats:

RH3#1010 Swampsicle Hash
January 6th @ 2PM
100 Museum Rd, Stevens, PA 17578 (MiddleCreek Visitors Center)
Pre: Kleinfeltersvillle Hotel (I think)

Bundle up and be there bitches!!

Friday, December 28, 2018

RH3 #1009 New Years Hash!!

A wise man once told me, “There’s nothing more fun than making a good bad decision.” 

Wait, that was Foot that told me that... and he wasn’t wise, just drunk. 

Oh well, all the same. Join three of our bims; Beulah, Suckie, and Hot Off the Presses for the NYD Hash to get your hungover, shaking, hallucinating self back to where it was just hours before when you rang in the New Year like the rockstar hasher you are.

When: January 1 @ Noon
Where: Reading City Park
Hares: Beulah Ballbreaker, Suckie Sucker, and Hot Off the Press
Hash Cash- $7

If there’s anything else that I forgot, it’ll be up in a day or so 😊🖕🏼

Tuesday, December 18, 2018

RH3 # 1008 The Day Before the Day Before Baby Jesus Was Born

Like the last one... I'm hustling to get shit done here people, so don't expect anything clever for this write up... and Foot is haring so don't expect anything clever for trail either!! Actually, unlike the Virgin Mary, we'll be popping Just Liz's trail laying cherry, so be there ya fucks!!

RH3 # 1008 The Day Before the Day Before Baby Jesus Was Born
Sunday December 23 at 2PM
40.255989,-75.724749 (parking lot between lanes of 422 in Douglasville... near Douglasville Hotel)
Hash Cash: $7
Pre: TBA
RH3 #1007 Boilo Hash

Sorry you wanks, it's a busy time of the year and I don't have time to get creative with this write-up... nor do I think I need to because who wouldn't want to cum drink free boilo? So here it is...

RH3 #1007 Boilo Hash
December 19th @ 6:15PM
Mikes Tavern
$2 Hash Cash

Bring some boilo, bring a headlamp, and bring a bit of cash and an ID on trail (I think). 

See you tomorrow beotches!!

Monday, December 3, 2018

RH3 #1006 Santa Fucks the Hash

It’s that time of the year again. Pull down your pants, bend over, and get ready to take it from the jolly old guy’s grumpy miniature fill in... NFB! He’ll be leading us halfminds, dressed in our gayest holiday attire, through the slums of Reading and/or the hobo camps of Mount Penn to spread the cheer and drink some beer 🍻 Don’t forget to bring a gift, gayly wrapped and preferably naughty, for Santa to hand out to another halfmind at the post run festivities! We’re still waiting for the deats from the racist little guy, but at least put it in your calendar because you don’t want to miss it!! On On ya fucks!!

When: Saturday December 15th @ 2PM
Where: TBD, but somewhere in Reading
Hare: NFB
Hash Cash: $20
Pre: TBD