Wednesday, July 18, 2018

RH3 #994 Float Hash (FLASH)

Hares Crack, Cougar and Breaststroaker have once again cum up with a trail that’ll get you nice and wet.

On On: 321 N. Furnace St. Birdsboro (back lot), 7/22, 11:30

Prelube: Island Pizza, 10:30

Hash Cash: $5 covers Circle beer and apres food. Bring cash for apres beverages.

Also bring a flotation device unless you’re a great swimmer. Hares will transport it to the put in point on the river.

Thursday, July 5, 2018

RH3 #993 The Bash

It's back again...the Bash!! Hares NFB and Foot Fairy promise a "mostly urban" route, suitable for mountain, hybrid or cross bikes.
On On: Canal Street Pub, 7/9, 6:00
Hash Cash: $1, but bring money for later because beers are on you.
Pre-Lube: Oh, just drink there...
There will be a 100' restraining order between my vehicle and Teen Beat!!

Tuesday, June 19, 2018

RH3 #992 America, What a Country!!

Ok, Fellow Americans...this is it! The ultimate way to show your patriotism...AND get your drink on, all before 6AM!!

Hares ToeFU, Foot Fairy, Flaming Asshole and Decoitus Interruptus have once again assembled a scenic, invigorating and downright fun romp in the nether regions of Mt. Penn.

On On: William Penn Firetower, 361 Skyline Dr., Reading, 7/4, 5:39AM (Stop whining...we'll be up way before you will!!)

Hash Cash: $20 (and worth every penny)

Prelube: Firetower, 5ish. Excogi is promising bagels and mimosas. We'll see what happens. She DID bail on the boob check last trail...

Let's all fly our flags proudly!!!

Tuesday, June 12, 2018

RH3 #991 Who's Your Daddy?

Join hares Decoy & Hogrider, with a special appearance by Mantits, as they attempt to answer that age old question “Who’s Your Daddy??”.

On On: Robesonia Springs Car Wash (park at the school, drink at the car wash)
4 Hyneman Ln, Robesonia, PA 19551, 6/18, 6:15
Prelube: Paradise by the Slice

Hash cash: $7

Paternity tests will be available for a nominal fee...

Monday, June 4, 2018

RH3 #990 The June 11th Hash

In the spirit of getting back to our roots (The first hashes were on Monday nights...), hares Crack, Cougar and Casting Couch have pooled their collective creative juices to cum up with...
"The June 11th Hash!!"
On On: Woodland Rd, Reading (The now closed Tilted Kilt lot), 6/11, 6:15
Prelube: On the Border
Hash Cash: $6
Let's luv us some Monday nite trail!!!

Sunday, May 27, 2018

RH3 #989 Why the Hell do We Have to Name Every Hash?!

Blame it on Social Media...Fake News...or just a short attention span. We like trails with a theme (well, most of us...) So, this theme will be "why do we always need a theme?". It may rankle a few old timers...but that's kinda fun too...
Join our hash horn Cougar Bait, et al. for what is sure to be a balls out adventure.
On On: parking lot at Cabela's in Hamburg (highly technical map cumming shortly), 6/3, 1:00
Prelube: Pappy T's (it's just across the highway)
Hash cash: $7
This one probably ain't gonna be pretty...but I'm sure it'll make for some great stories!!

Tuesday, May 22, 2018

RH3 #988 Kegs and Eggs

After their eggcellent trail last Memorial Day weekend, we were eggstatic when Foot Fairy and Crack decided to eggstend their event to another year.

On On: Liberty Taproom, 237 N. Prospect Ave., Reading, 5/26, Sometime after 9...

Hash Cash: $7

Prelube: Liberty Taproom 9:00

Trail: A-B  (Liberty to Sofrito's)

An eggtravagant way to kick off your holiday weekend!