Tuesday, February 20, 2018

RH3 #978 Why The Fuck Not?

Why? Because 3 weeks between hashes is just too long! And who doesn't want to cum out and drink?? The temps are getting warmer, it'll probably rain ....what other reason do we need? Let's make it a hash day, Bitches!
On On: 505 Brownsville Rd (Behind the fire company), 2/25, 2:00
Hares: Cougar Bait and Pooperlicious
Hash Cash: $7
Prelube: Ganley's
There will be a Turkey/Eagle option. Why? WHY THE FUCK NOT?!

Monday, February 19, 2018

World Record Beer Race Brunch Social

When: Saturday March 10th 11am'ish
Prelube: 9am ( How do you prelube for a Drinking Social?? Prelube will be a hosted Ride & Run)
Cash: $10 Includes 2 Pints of Beer and a Bunch O’ Large Breakfast Pizzas
Where: Liberty Tap Room Exeter
Who: RH3 ++ bring your friends, anyone that can drink two pints will do
Firkin: 40 Pints Each!


So you know those things we all love called Firk’ins? You know they sit on the bar and they tap fresh beer out of them….Well apparently there is a world record for how fast a Crew of dinking professionals can consume one of these bitches

I feel like we should take a go at the World Record...so we will! With a twist! even with an A type Prelube, and the fact that we are trying to beat a world record. I figured I would make this even more competitive. I have worked with our good friend Josh from Liberty to not get one...but TWO firkins of Hijynx tasti’ness brewed by Josh himself…

TWO?? YES TWO….we are over fucking achievers here in Reading! We will not only be going after the world record, but we will have two teams competing so even if we don't beat the record, 50% of us can still be winners by beating our friends!

The quick dowN’dirty…..two teams 1 firkin each, time starts when you smack your bung in (no off position)….time stops when the last sip of the 40th pint is down. Hoping to get 2 teams of 20! Liberty is setting us up in the main dining area and will be videoing the event! Teams will be picked day of and you will be given time to stratigize!!

Yup, Ask away....….FF

Monday, February 5, 2018

RH3 #977 Year of the Dog

Ok, according to the Chinese, 2018 is the Year of the Dog. What this has to do with the next hash...I have no freakin idea!

Our hare, How Long, tried to explain it to me...but the hell who can understand him?!

What I did get was that the On On is the BK Trading Post, 2253 Lancaster Ave, Shillington, Sunday 2/18 @ 2:00.

Hash cash: $5

Prelube: Schaylor Brewery

The rest was unintelligible, except something about we are supposed to wear red...

Monday, January 15, 2018

RH3 #976 Groundhog Day Hash

It's Deja Vu all over again! Our anal Groundhog Day Hash, hared perennially and perversely, by our own Foot Fairy and Horn of Plenty.  

On On: Antietam Lake main lot, 200 Angora Rd., 2/4, 2:00 

Cash: $5

Pre: Liberty Taproom

"You want a prediction about the weather? You're asking the wrong Phil. I'm going to give you a prediction about this winter? It's going to be cold, it's going to be dark and it's going to last you for the rest of your lives!"

Sunday, January 7, 2018

RH3 #975 Virginal Sacrifice Hash

So...we don't have any conveniently located volcanos nearby, but I'm thinking a flat rock, high on a mountain, a sharp knife....the hash gods will be appeased.

Hares: Just Lisa, Just Kevin and ToeFU

On On: 1825 Lorraine Rd, Rdg, 1/14, 2PM

Hash Cash: $7

PreLube: the Pike

Come on out and break some cherries....Gang Bang!!

Wednesday, January 3, 2018

RH3 #974 Cuddle Me Drunk

Cuddle Me Drunk?? WTF?? Who knows what these wanks are thinking?

Hares: GladHeAteHer, One More Hole, Just Brett and Just Sarah

On On: Kutztown Park, off Laurel St. near Solo Labs. 1/6, 2:00

Hash Cash: $7

Pre-lube: Kutztown Pub on Main St.

It's gonna be coooold, Bitches. Wanks might want to break out the fur-lined boxers. Bims...maybe hold off on the razor this week?
Cancellation is NOT AN OPTION!!!

RH3 Winter Keiryoki Nite

It’s that time of the year when we huddle indoors....to drink and to sing. Why, you ask?? Because it’s Swamp Thing’s birthday!! At his age, who knows how many more he’ll have!

Where: Francesca’s, 2101 Howard Blvd, Reading (Mt Penn), Fri 1/5 at 8:00

Cum, drink, sing....be the fool you were meant to be...