RH3 #1028 The Him and Schmimm Hash

These two have decided to spend some quality time in the woods "laying" trail instead of "laying" elsewhere. Join Foot Fairy and virgin co-hare Just Kim for a cherry poppin good time...

When: Monday August 19th @ 615PM
Where: Schuylkill River Tail Angstadt Ln Parking (also may be known as Hafer Petroleum
Who: Foot Fairy & Just Kim
Hash Cash: $5
Pre: Bring a Beer or Two and Drink Them in the Lot

RH3 #1027 30 Year Analversary of RH3s 150th Trail

The trail name pretty much says it all, but let's sit back and think about it for a second... 30 years and 877 trails ago. That's back when they used to send hash invites in the mail... a couple of our hashers may have still been shitting their diapers... I was 7 years old... NFB was 5'3" ... Foot was trying to lose his virginity. Anyways, here's the low down ya fucks.

When: Monday August 5th 2 6:15 SHARP
Where: Behind Stoudt's Brewery (park behind the clock tower)
Hare: Bad Semen
Hash Cash: $5
Pre: Figure it out dummies

RH# #1026 The Hump Hash

There's nobody more excited then Teacher about this one!! The Hump Hash marks the beginning of my demise as the RH3 GrandMaster... before you know it, one of you wanks will be passed the crown and I'll have nothing to look forward to besides "When one GM drinks, ALL GMs DRINK!!" Anyways, here's the low down biotches...

When: July 29 @ 6:15 PM
Where: Schlegel Park
Who: Any Crack'll Do
Why: Why not?
Hash Cash: $5
Prelube: Troopers

RH3 # 1025 FLOAT!

Back by popular demand, the FLOAT!! Join your fellow hashers for magnificant scenic views of the mighty Schuylkill RIver. Trail will be starting this year from Jim Dietrich Park. Bring your kayak, river tube, or alvarado of choice along with your own swill to drink on the river. Cougar will have his trailer so we'll load it up and get it to where you'll need it.

When: Sunday July 14th @ 11am
Where: Jim Dietrich Park
Hares: Breast, Cougar, Pooper, Crack
Hash Cash: $4

RH3 #1024 "An Old School 4th" Hash

4th of JULY!!!

This one will feel like the early days for you ancient fucks, and for the rest of you... well, you'll see when the pack is out at 5:39 am Thursday morning . Our hares are kicking it old school so we're going back to where it all started 33 years ago at the good old William Penn Fire Tower. I feel like it's been forever since we've drank under that giant phallic structure under the rising sun, andto make it even more special I've been promised by the hares that there'll be cheap girls, good beer, and an even cheaper fireworks display. Sounds like a recipe for an unforgettable trail, which is good since you'll most likely have trouble remembering it the next day!! ON ON

When: Thursday July 4th @ 5:39 AM

Where: William Penn Memorial Firetower

Hares: Some old fucks from back in the day

Hash Cash $15

Pre: William Penn Memorial Firetower

RH3 #1023 The Lion King Hash

RH3 #1023 The Lion King Hash

Nala + Rafiki = Nafika

Join Hares Just Nafika and ToeFU in this African adventure....ok, Mt. Penn.

On On: Liberty Taproom 6/24, 6:15 (please park as far from the entrance as possible)

Pre: Same same

Hash cash: $2

Hakuna matata!

RH3 #1022 The 100% Foot Bash (Urbane Edition)

BASH: noun
Definition of bash 
1 : a forceful blow
2 : a festive social gathering : PARTY

Well, with this trail being 100% Foot owned, one of those definitions might not be far off. It's time for the first Bash (Bike Hash) of the year. I'm being told by the hare this will be an all "Urbane" trail, so I assume road bikes are acceptable along with MTB/Hybrid/Gravel. So bring your hash cash, two-wheeled device of choice, and a well trained liver to City Park on Monday June 10th. ON ON

What: RH3 #1022 The 100% Foot Bash (Urbane Edition)

When: Monday June 10th @ 615 PM

Where: CIty Park parking lot above the basketball courts (same lot that we always start from in City Park) 

Who: Foot Fairy (Live)

Pre: It's 100% Foot so I'd assume Liberty?