Tuesday, August 7, 2018

RH3 #997 Lucifer On Wheels

Our last BASH (bike hash) was such a rousing success, we decided to have another!! Only this time, our host will be Beelzebub himself...

Demonic servants: Ducky, Partial Erection and Shrinkage
On On: Breneman Park, 2914 Reedy Rd., 8/27, 6:15
Prelube: Tavern on Penn
Hash Cash: $6.66 + your soul  
Mephistopheles commands you to wear a helmet ......

RH3 #996 Jorts for Djibouti

So, where is Djibouti and do they really wear jorts there?? Inquiring minds want to...oh look, they have beer!!
Join hares Optopussy, Hot for Teacher and Inuendo (not a bad ass among em') for this denim inspired romp about West Reading..or thereabouts...
On On: 305 N. Park Rd, Wyomissing (Park in the VF lot waaaay in the back), 8/19, 2:00
Prelube: Barley Mow
Hash Cash: $7
We expect your Jorts (jean shorts) to ALMOST cover your Djibouti. Let's get cheeky, RH3!!!

Wednesday, July 25, 2018

RH3 #995 The Totally Legal Hash

The kennel's legal counsel has decided to treat us all to a trail. 
On On: On the advice of our attorney, I can now confirm it’s the lot behind Big Lots, 5th St Highway (40°23'01.0"N 75°55'30.5"W for you techno nerds), 8/6, 6:15
Prelube: Shirley’s Tequila Bar
Hash Cash: $6

I rest my case...

Wednesday, July 18, 2018

RH3 #994 Float Hash (FLASH)

Hares Crack, Cougar and Breaststroaker have once again cum up with a trail that’ll get you nice and wet.

On On: 321 N. Furnace St. Birdsboro (back lot), 7/22, 11:30

Prelube: Island Pizza, 10:30

Hash Cash: $5 covers Circle beer and apres food. Bring cash for apres beverages.

Also bring a flotation device unless you’re a great swimmer. Hares will transport it to the put in point on the river.

Thursday, July 5, 2018

RH3 #993 The Bash

It's back again...the Bash!! Hares NFB and Foot Fairy promise a "mostly urban" route, suitable for mountain, hybrid or cross bikes.
On On: Canal Street Pub, 7/9, 6:00
Hash Cash: $1, but bring money for later because beers are on you.
Pre-Lube: Oh, just drink there...
There will be a 100' restraining order between my vehicle and Teen Beat!!

Tuesday, June 19, 2018

RH3 #992 America, What a Country!!

Ok, Fellow Americans...this is it! The ultimate way to show your patriotism...AND get your drink on, all before 6AM!!

Hares ToeFU, Foot Fairy, Flaming Asshole and Decoitus Interruptus have once again assembled a scenic, invigorating and downright fun romp in the nether regions of Mt. Penn.

On On: William Penn Firetower, 361 Skyline Dr., Reading, 7/4, 5:39AM (Stop whining...we'll be up way before you will!!)

Hash Cash: $20 (and worth every penny)

Prelube: Firetower, 5ish. Excogi is promising bagels and mimosas. We'll see what happens. She DID bail on the boob check last trail...

Let's all fly our flags proudly!!!

Tuesday, June 12, 2018

RH3 #991 Who's Your Daddy?

Join hares Decoy & Hogrider, with a special appearance by Mantits, as they attempt to answer that age old question “Who’s Your Daddy??”.

On On: Robesonia Springs Car Wash (park at the school, drink at the car wash)
4 Hyneman Ln, Robesonia, PA 19551, 6/18, 6:15
Prelube: Paradise by the Slice

Hash cash: $7

Paternity tests will be available for a nominal fee...