Wednesday, July 10, 2019

RH3 # 1025 FLOAT!

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Back by popular demand, the FLOAT!! Join your fellow hashers for magnificant scenic views of the mighty Schuylkill RIver. Trail will be starting this year from Jim Dietrich Park. Bring your kayak, river tube, or alvarado of choice along with your own swill to drink on the river. Cougar will have his trailer so we'll load it up and get it to where you'll need it.

When: Sunday July 14th @ 11am
Where: Jim Dietrich Park
Hares: Breast, Cougar, Pooper, Crack
Hash Cash: $4


Friday, June 28, 2019

RH3 #1024 "An Old School 4th" Hash



4th of JULY!!!

This one will feel like the early days for you ancient fucks, and for the rest of you... well, you'll see when the pack is out at 5:39 am Thursday morning . Our hares are kicking it old school so we're going back to where it all started 33 years ago at the good old William Penn Fire Tower. I feel like it's been forever since we've drank under that giant phallic structure under the rising sun, andto make it even more special I've been promised by the hares that there'll be cheap girls, good beer, and an even cheaper fireworks display. Sounds like a recipe for an unforgettable trail, which is good since you'll most likely have trouble remembering it the next day!! ON ON

When: Thursday July 4th @ 5:39 AM
Where: William Penn Memorial Firetower
Hares: Some old fucks from back in the day
Hash Cash $15


Pre: William Penn Memorial Firetower

Monday, June 17, 2019

RH3 #1023 The Lion King Hash



RH3 #1023 The Lion King Hash

Nala + Rafiki = Nafika

Join Hares Just Nafika and ToeFU in this African adventure....ok, Mt. Penn.

On On: Liberty Taproom 6/24, 6:15 (please park as far from the entrance as possible)

Pre: Same same

Hash cash: $2

Hakuna matata!


Thursday, May 30, 2019

RH3 #1022 The 100% Foot Bash (Urbane Edition)


BASH: noun
Definition of bash 
1 : a forceful blow
2 : a festive social gathering : PARTY

Well, with this trail being 100% Foot owned, one of those definitions might not be far off. It's time for the first Bash (Bike Hash) of the year. I'm being told by the hare this will be an all "Urbane" trail, so I assume road bikes are acceptable along with MTB/Hybrid/Gravel. So bring your hash cash, two-wheeled device of choice, and a well trained liver to City Park on Monday June 10th. ON ON

What: RH3 #1022 The 100% Foot Bash (Urbane Edition)

When: Monday June 10th @ 615 PM

Where: CIty Park parking lot above the basketball courts (same lot that we always start from in City Park) 

Who: Foot Fairy (Live)

Pre: It's 100% Foot so I'd assume Liberty?

Tuesday, May 21, 2019

RH3 #1021 The Kegs and Eggs Hash

Ok Reading, we've had some curveballs with this trail so there's some questions yet to be answered before you get all of the deats... BUT, here's what we've got so far, and it's what's most important. 

There'll be a trail.

There'll be kegs.

There'll be eggs.

And it all starts some time before noon on Saturday May 25th somewhere in the city on the North side. Hash cash will probably be somewhere between $5 and $10 depending how good we want to treat you fuckers. If you have any questions... direct them all to Foot, he's always got the best answers.

Stay tuned biotches!!

Wednesday, May 15, 2019

RH3 #1020 The Medicare Hash


The year was 1954. President Dwight Eisenhower had just announced the detonation of the first hydrogen bomb, the Giants swept the Indians in the World Series, and "On the Waterfront" won the Academy Award for Best Picture. A loaf of Bread was 17 cents, a stamp was 3 cents, and gasoline was 21 cents a gallon. Most importantly, three of the Reading Hash's finest hounds were born that year: Swamp Thing, Stupid Brother, and Bad Semen.

To honor these three intrepid 65 year olds (before they move on to their final retirement), the Reading Hash is proud to present the Medicare Hash. 

When: Monday May 20th

Where: Wyomissing Soccer Fields Lot (behind Wawa, across from Gallen Ins in Shillington)

When: Circle at 6PM, hounds off at 615PM.... 615 PM!! Remember, these guys have one foot in the grave so we can't keep them waiting

Hash Cash: $5, plus you will need exactly $2 in cash on you during the run (not a $5 bill or $10 bill... $2 in ones)

Prelube: Flannigans

White socks, plaid nut hugger shorts, and Worlds Best Grandpa tshirts are optional.

Monday, April 29, 2019

RH3 #1019 The Red Dress Hash


Its that time of year again!! Get your finest red dress and your well trained livers ready for a day of drinking and running all to save the boobies!! We're at a new venue this year and so everyone has to be on their finest hash behavior, and bring a fat wad of cash to buy some stuff from the auction or try to persuade some fellow hashers to do something they'll regret the next day! 

When: Saturday May 11th , 2PM
Where: 434 Franklin St, Reading, PA 19602, United States
Hash Cash: $20
Hares: Breast Stroaker, Hot Lips, Swamp