RH3 #1006 Santa Fucks the Hash

It’s that time of the year again. Pull down your pants, bend over, and get ready to take it from the jolly old guy’s grumpy miniature fill in... NFB! He’ll be leading us halfminds, dressed in our gayest holiday attire, through the slums of Reading and/or the hobo camps of Mount Penn to spread the cheer and drink some beer 🍻 Don’t forget to bring a gift, gayly wrapped and preferably naughty, for Santa to hand out to another halfmind at the post run festivities! We’re still waiting for the deats from the racist little guy, but at least put it in your calendar because you don’t want to miss it!! On On ya fucks!!

When: Saturday December 15th @ 2PM

Where: TBD, but somewhere in Reading

Hare: NFB

Hash Cash: $20

Pre: TBD

RH3 #1005 It's Always Sunny in Exeter

With a trail name like that, it's obvious who's responsible for this trail... ToeFu the "bringer of rain". He's paired up with FudgePacker to try to lay a trail that we can actually find this time... maybe it's the same trail starting from the first beer stop that nobody but Girlie ever found the last time. At any rate, bring a dry bag, poncho, galoshes, or flotation device because it'll most likely be wet. Bims... bring your extra flotation devices for any of us that don't have any!!

When: Sunday December 2 @ 2PM

On On: Trout Run Lot (take the upper section of Neversink Rd to get there... RR underpass is still closed)

Hash Cash: $5

Dry Bags (definitley)

PRE: Liberty

ON ON ya fucks!!

RH3 #1004 The Pretryptophan Hash

OK fuckers, we all know that Turkey Day will soon be upon us and that means eating too much and feeling like shit. In preparation for that, why not come out and do a little exercise to burn off a few of those extra calories... even if that exercise is just curling 16 ounce reducers! Gone Colioni and Cougar Bait are providing you the Pre-tryptophan hash with a live trail, turkey/eagle options, and of course…cold beer! Get your asses to the Brentwood parking lot at 2PM. Hope to see you all in your Sunday best! On On Biotches!!

When: Sunday November 18th @ 2PM

Where: Brentwood Lot

A-B Trail so BRING DRY BAGS!

Hash Cash: $5

Pre: California Bar & Grill

RH3 #1003: Flash - The Stupidly Bad Hash... a float in November?! No you dumb fucks, it’s a flashlight hash!

Two of RH3’s seniors are cumming out of retirement to treat us to some hashing through the mountainous woods of Mohnton... in the dark. As you all know we don’t pride ourselves on our stellar mental capabilities, so here’s the first of several reminders... BRING A HEADLAMP OR FLASHLIGHT!! Here’s the deats...

RH3 #1003: The Flash

-Sunday November 4, 5:30PM

79 Yorkshire Rd, Mohnton

-Hares: Bad Semen & Stupid Brother

Hash Cash: I was told $5-$7, so bring $7 and maybe you’ll get a day of discount!!

Prelube: Paolo’s Restaurant & Bar

RH3 #1002 The Squat-O-Ween Hash: A Reading Hash in a Keystone Costume

RH3 #1002 The Squat-O-Ween Hash: A Reading Hash in a Keystone Costume

Everyone knows that Sir Squats A Lot is a Reading Hasher even though she identifies as Keystone during introductions. When she signed up to hare, but left it up to us to name it, we thought this was appropriate. In addition, she actually started with us fun loving RH3ers, but has never hared a Reading trail and was named by LVH3... So join us to break her Reading haring hymen. Who knows, maybe she'll get a proper RH3 naming too!

Oh yeah, costumes aren't mandatory, but are strongly encouraged.

When: Sunday October 28th, 2 PM

Where: 300 Cocalico St, Ephrata, Pa 17522

Who: Sir Squats A Lot - LIVE!! ( Go Squats!! )

Hash Cash: $7

Prelube: Black Forest Brewing

RH3 Social: One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer

RH3 Social: One Bourbon... One Scotch... One Beer!!

We have GingerSnatch, Phone Erection, and good ole John Lee Hooker to thank for this one. There’ll be lots of options for this one, so bring some running shoes, a bike, or maybe just money for an uber to get yourself from one drinking location to the next. There’ll be more logistical details to follow on this one as you’ll be starting the drinking pilgrimage at Ginger’s house in Wernersville and finishing it at Phone Erection’s in Shillington... oh yeah, bring $10, some dessert to share at the end, and a liver that’s primed and ready to go!!

RH3 AGM

OK folks, stick me with a fork...I'm done. Cum one, cum all to the Annual General Meeting (which is neither annual nor general) to decide the fate of the kennel.

Where: Esposito's Restaurant, 1540 Friedensburg Rd., Mt. Penn

When: Tues, October 2, 6:15

What to wear: This is a hash formal event. Gentlemen may be refused service if they present in other than a kilt or coat and tails. Ladies....slutty is a prerequisite. There may be an award for the female who causes the exiting GM to pitch the biggest puptent...

What to bring: a liver (assuming you can rent one) and lot's of cash. Event cash will be $10. Following the voting of the next GM and mismanagement team and presentation of awards, a charity auction will be held and it is not necessary to bid in order to win. Cum buy back those sneakers you left in my SUV.

Hasta La Vista, Bitches!!

ToeFU