Monday, April 16, 2018

RH3 #984 Type AA Hash

So now that you're all rested from the Type B hash, bring those fresh legs out to chase hares Analholics Anonymous and Cougar Bait on a live trail through some believed to be un-hashed real estate.  This will be a mostly trail trail, very little road, some extremely old road signs and some nice scenery. Shiggy socks are recommended, dry bags are up to you, but moist feet are highly likely.  Trail is a True A-B.
On-On 4/22, 2:00  0.1 miles west of intersection of Buzzard Road and Mohn's Hill Road.  Highly technical map to follow.
Pre-lube is at Stouts Brewery.
Hash Cash - $7.   
See you all on Sunday!

Tuesday, April 10, 2018

RH3 #983 Type B Hash

If you were planning to get someType A activity for the day, do it before you get here.

Hares: Breaststroaker and Hotlips

On On at 2pm at 3 Marlin Ave, Wernersville, PA 19565.

Hash Cash $7.

PreLube at Paradise by the Slice.

This will be a LIVE trail!

Monday, April 9, 2018

Vimy Ridge Prelube Change

Due to circumstances beyond my sphere of influence, DeCarlo's is closed, so the Prelube is moved to the Ugly Oyster, 5th and Cherry St.

Monday, April 2, 2018

RH3 #982 Vimy Ridge Hash

Let’s go “out for a rip” you hosers! It’s the Vimy Ridge Hash! The battle at Vimy Ridge was the start to the battle of Arras (our ass) On this day, all of Canada remembers the Canadians one and only (well as far as we’re concerned) contributions to the World Wars.

What? Who cares about Vimy Ridge? Well no one really. The hares just wanted to add a theme and provide some education to the kennel. Besides, Canada has provided so much to society.

So back in the day.... and we’re talking the BIG ONE....that’s right, WW1... Canada got off its collective arse and made a contribution to the beginning of the end for Germany. So our own Bad Semen (closest to being born in Canada. Yup, he’s born and bred in Wisconsin AND he dated a Canadian Hasher for 5 years) and Fudgie are putting up the first Monday night hash of 2018 to celebrate the demise of the Deutsches Heer.
That and because it’s about fucking time to get off sundays! You Fucks have been ridin’ that bitch too hard! Lets get on to Monday’s.

Details: On-On City Park parking lot off Washington St in Reading
Pre-lube : Ugly Oyster, 5th and Cherry St, Reading, PA
Hash cash is 7.73 CAD eh? Figure that shit out!
Pack off promptly at 6:15 you wanks
Not kidding around, daylights burning!

On-On eh??

Monday, March 19, 2018

RH3 #981 Hairy Palms Hash

95% of those surveyed admit to masturbating....and the other 5% are just lying. With that in mind, we proudly present....
The Hairy Palms Hash!!
Join veteran wanks ToeFU and Foot Fairy in this stimulating event.
On On: 100 Brown St., Reading (Lausch Elementary School), 3/25, 2:00
Hash Cash: $5
Prelube: Liberty Taproom (it's too convenient for this one...)
Remember lube...

Monday, March 12, 2018

RH3 #980 Kiss Me...I'm Still Shit-Faced

Hares: Old News, Casting Couch & Hare Today, Cum Tomorrow
On On: Hampden Park Pavilion, 13th & Hampden Blvd, 3/18, 2:00
PreLube: Johnny & Hons, 2546 Kutztown Rd
Hash Cash: $7
Trail: A to A-
Dry Bags: meh
Dogs and Frogs not allowed.

Beer Yoga


Hosts:  Just Lisa and Bukkake
Where:  At their house:  1825 Lorraine Rd, Reading
When:  March 23RD (Friday)
Time:  5:00pm Prelube
Yoga:  5:30pm -6:15
Beer/Happy Hour:  6:30 - ?

Yoga by Inuendo and Pooperliscious

Important:  If you can not make it for the yoga event, come at 6:30 for the Happy Hour.  You will have the opportunity to join two fun yoga/beer related challenges!

Just Lisa and Bukkake have room for 20 people so the FIRST 20 PEOPLE that respond will have a guaranteed spot. All others will have to come later and suffer through drinking a beer or two.
This is very Beginner friendly.  No worries if Beer and Yoga is the first yoga class you’ve ever attended, drink up!

What to Bring:
Beer! This is a BYOB event, but we will feed you.
A mat if you have one.  If you don’t, pm Inu.  I might be able to bring a couple extra.

Cost:  This is a DONATION BASED class to cover simple food, travel and time.  While we love you all, this did take work.

Namaste’ Bitches!!!