Tuesday, October 17, 2017

RH3 # 964 "The Halloween Hash"

Halloween. It’s the most wonderful time of the year....especially if you love parties, crossdressing and scaring the crap out of little kids!! We commemorate this holiday with all of the above at our annual Halloween Hash.

Hares: Head Pedaler and Cums On Demand

On On: Sunday 10/22, 2:00 at the Shillington Farmers Market

Prelube: Liberty Ale House

Hash Cash: $7

Drybags: <evil chuckle> Take your chances...

Costumes are mandatory and I’ll be giving out a very special prize for the sluttiest. No visible alcohol at the On On, so plan accordingly.

Sunday, October 1, 2017

RH3 #963 Capture the Beer

"Don't Stop, Belieeevin’......"
Hash Date: Oct 16th 2017 @ 6:15 Sharp!
"Just a small town girl, livin in a lonely world…."
Optpussy will be one of your hares!
"He took a midnight train goin’ anywhere…."
It’s also a Foot Fairy trail so it’s A to A “minus”!
"Streetlights, People, Up and down the boulevard….."
Some form of illumination is suggested, (but not required). It will be dark before you are done!
"Working hard to get my fill, everybody wants a thrill…"
Hash cash will be $7, Bring a couple bucks on trail, it may help you along the way!
"Some will win, some will lose…."
What does “Capture the Beer” mean? I guess you will need to show up and find out!...
"Their Shadows searchin in the Nighiiiiiiiiight….."
Trail will be extremely simple (like us) and well marked!
"A smell of wine and cheap perfume…."
Prelube is at DeCarlo's.
"It goes ON and ON and ON and ON ON…. "
On On is 228 Penn Street Reading (Parking Lot next to Bravo)
"Hold on to the feeling.....".
Apres’ will be announced at Circle!

Yes, there is a reason behind the theme song...learn it!

ON ON... Opto & Foot

Saturday, September 23, 2017

RH3 #962 The Goomba Hash

Ok, Paisanos ..break out the Wifebeater Tees, the Gold Chains, maybe the odd Fedora. It's time for the Goomba Hash!!

Hares BreastStroaker, Legal Easy and Just Kim are gonna make you an offer you can't refuse.

Where: 1350 Broadcasting Rd, Reading, PA 19610
When: 9/30, 1:00 On On
How Much: $3
Prelube: Just Kim's place (1622 W. Thistle Dr.)

Got something better to do? Fuggedaboudit!!

Monday, September 18, 2017

RH3 #961 33rd Analversary Hash

Happy Birthday to Us!! We gather to celebrate the 33rd year of halfmindedness, back where it all started. ..

Join hares Fudgepacker and Any Crack'll Do for a romp thru the Wyo burbs.

Reading Blvd. and Plymouth Place, Fri 9/22 @ 6:15
Hash Cash: $3.30
Prelube: Barley Mow

Added Attraction: After graciously hosting H5's banner for the last 6 months and allowing it to accompany us to many foreign and exotic destinations, we have decided it should return to it's original "Den of Debauchery". How will this occur, you ask? We're not tellin...but it'll be worth witnessing!

Thursday, August 31, 2017

RH3 #960 Family Hash

Yes, it's back!

Last year's Family Hash was so successful, we had requests to do it again...the following weekend! Sorry kids, once a year...just like Santa Claus.

Bring your family to Egelman Park on beautiful Mt. Penn for a child-friendly hashing experience. Names, songs and general hashing behavior will be G-rated for the day. I know you all can do it. Maybe drop a few F-bombs in the car on the way there just to get them out of your system.

When: 9/17, any time after 1:00, On On at 2:00

Hash cash: $5/ adult (we will check ID)

After trail, hang out and enjoy burgers, dogs, etc. Adult beverages may be available as well...

And just maybe, AC/DC will drive in from Pittsburgh to recap his WWF Smackdown performance from last year.

Friday, August 18, 2017

RH3 #959 Cumming Full Circle

Ok, hashers...this is it. The Big Climax! 7 days of hashing cum gushing to a very happy ending.

Hares: ToeFU and Foot Fairy

On On: 305 N. Park Rd., Wyomissing, PA (2nd lot in back)

When: Sunday 8/27, 2:00

Hash Cash: $5

Pre-lube: Barley Mow
The rest: Who gives a f@ck??

Even non-smokers are gonna need a cigarette after this.....

Wednesday, August 16, 2017

RH3 #958 Let's Get This Party Started

Our first trail of the "Around the Hash" week is being hosted by RH3's Any Crack'll Do and Cougar Bait. 

On On: 3925 Perkiomen Ave, Reading, PA 19606

8/21 6:15

Hash Cash: $5

Don't miss this party!!