RH3 #961 33rd Analversary Hash

Happy Birthday to Us!! We gather to celebrate the 33rd year of halfmindedness, back where it all started. ..

Join hares Fudgepacker and Any Crack'll Do for a romp thru the Wyo burbs.

Reading Blvd. and Plymouth Place, Fri 9/22 @ 6:15
Hash Cash: $3.30
Prelube: Barley Mow

Added Attraction: After graciously hosting H5's banner for the last 6 months and allowing it to accompany us to many foreign and exotic destinations, we have decided it should return to it's original "Den of Debauchery". How will this occur, you ask? We're not tellin...but it'll be worth witnessing!

RH3 #960 Family Hash

Yes, it's back!

Last year's Family Hash was so successful, we had requests to do it again...the following weekend! Sorry kids, once a year...just like Santa Claus.

Bring your family to Egelman Park on beautiful Mt. Penn for a child-friendly hashing experience. Names, songs and general hashing behavior will be G-rated for the day. I know you all can do it. Maybe drop a few F-bombs in the car on the way there just to get them out of your system.

When: 9/17, any time after 1:00, On On at 2:00

Hash cash: $5/ adult (we will check ID)

After trail, hang out and enjoy burgers, dogs, etc. Adult beverages may be available as well...

And just maybe, AC/DC will drive in from Pittsburgh to recap his WWF Smackdown performance from last year.

RH3 #959 Cumming Full Circle

Ok, hashers...this is it. The Big Climax! 7 days of hashing cum gushing to a very happy ending.

Hares: ToeFU and Foot Fairy

On On: 305 N. Park Rd., Wyomissing, PA (2nd lot in back)

When: Sunday 8/27, 2:00

Hash Cash: $5

Pre-lube: Barley Mow
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The rest: Who gives a f@ck??

Even non-smokers are gonna need a cigarette after this.....

RH3 #958 Let's Get This Party Started

Our first trail of the "Around the Hash" week is being hosted by RH3's Any Crack'll Do and Cougar Bait. 

On On: 3925 Perkiomen Ave, Reading, PA 19606

8/21 6:15

Hash Cash: $5

Don't miss this party!!

RH3 #957 Hashy Vacation!!

As summer draws to a close, allow hares Jungleblow, Tiny and Bimbo in Suspense to give us all one last taste of tacky travel trail.

Dress as your favorite geeky tourist for added flair.

On On: Conrad Weiser East Elementary school, far right parking lot.

When: 8/20, 2:00

Hash Cash: $5

Ugly shirts, zinc oxide and not having a clue where you are...are NOT OPTIONAL!!

RH3 #956 Halle Berry Birthday Hash

So, how long has Dances known Halle and why hasn't he brought her to a hash earlier?? These are all quesions that need answering as this venerable (venereal?) hasher hares his next trail. 

Hares: Dances with Whores and Tongue Ya G Spot

On On: Berks Catholic High area (exact spot TBA)

When: Aug 14th, 6:15

Hash Cash:$7

Prelube: Liberty Ale House

RH3 #955 The BASH

1 if by sea and 2 by land! That's backwards but then, we ARE hashers! Join Foot Fairy and NFB as we transition from our float to our second anal bike hash.

On On is 2:00, 7/30 at 23rd and Perkiomen Ave in Mt. Penn. Park in the old drivethru bank lot.

Hash Cash is $5.

To keep the mortality rate low, there will be no prelube.

Brains are optional, but a helmet is mandatory.