Monday, November 28, 2016

RH3 # 933 Three Chicks, Cheap and Easy!


Who can say no to that title….

Two of the Mismanagement hotties will continue the Hyman busting (can there be any left) with this not to be missed threesome and the ever anticipated deflouring of Just Katie. I understand on top of these three chicks being cheap and easy…they are going to take you places you have never been before!

If all of above was not enough, your hash cash for the day is a whopping $1! Now Wanks you may offer yourself up for $1. But to gets of these High Class Harriets for this cheap is a bargain. Yes please may I have another!

Chestnut street will be pissed….FYI Chestnut is is the Discount store to Franklin!

Sooo Easy!!

Hash Date – Sunday Dec 4th 2016 2PM
Hares – Optopussy, Sinderella, Just Katie
Prelube – Liberty Ale House
1501 Lancaster Ave, Reading Pa
ONON – 453 East Lancaster Ave, Reading PA
Park across the street in the Rite Aid Lot
Hash Cash - $1
Trail – A to $1

Dry Bag - $1

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

RH3 #933 A Doctor, a Lawyer and an Indian Chief Smoke Hash!


A Doctor, a Lawyer and an Indian Chief walk into a Hash Bar………..ok we have all heard this one before right!

Let’s keep this Month of Debauchery alive and kicking!  What better way to work off that Thanksgiving Hangover or the Black Friday Buyer’s Remorse than to get drunk and run around in the woods with 40 of your closest friends! Or the people you only associate with on Hash day ;)

As Hoagie Carmichael said in “Billy-A-Dick”…..ha I have no Idea what he said or who the fuck he is. But anyone who writes a song Called “Billy-A-Dick” is hash appropriate in my book. Flammer or Bad to supply history!

!!”ALL HYMENS MUST BE BROKEN”!! And this week again we keep NO HYMAN NOVEMBER alive with Just Tom being deflowered by his girl toy Legal Easy.


The legality…
Hares – Legal Easy & Just Tom
Hash Date – Nov 26th @2PM
Preube – Mary’s 6 Pack 12:30ish
835 Hiesters Ln, Reading, PA 19605
ONON - Laurel Run Park, 3048 River Road

Dry Bag – I don’t give a fuck, they might!

Monday, November 14, 2016

RH3 # 931 The Beer Heroes Part Duex! (WTF!!)


Ok…not really sure what this name means! But I do know it’s really cold to stand around and listen to a Flammer give a history lesson, so I hope they are fuckin with us!!

Either way I do know this Episode of Casting Couch features some Delicious Head with Two in The pink, while paying some attention to the Crack! Three of our top attending “Nubiles” (another good casting channel) are being deflowered by our Hash Horn(y)! This one could be a Hyman Wrecking of Epic proportions!!

Hash Date: Sunday Nov 20th @ 2PM
Hares: Delicious Head, 2 In The Pink, Casting Couch, & Crack
Prelube: Northeast Taproom (Casting Couch Home Base)1ish..
(1101 N 12th St, Reading, PA 19604)
ONON: City Park (Where Beer Heroes Started DUHH)
Park Near the Tennis Courts
(Columbus Drive Reading PA 19601 40.335959,-75.914742)
Hash Cash: $7
Trail: A TO B
DryBag: I don’t give a fuck….but your fellow Hashers might!


CAN ANYONE ACTUALLY SAY NO TO DELICIOUS HEAD???

HTM ON THE WAY!!

Monday, November 7, 2016

RH3 # 930 The Bonfire Hash 3....in 3D!!



This is our 3rd instalment of the Bonfire Hash and it never disappoints! How could it, shitty trail, home brew, goats, farm toys and a MASSIVE FIRE!! Tidey really does love some drunken pyromaniacs I guess because he keeps inviting us back!

Rest your liver for this one, Pre at 1, ONON 2, Apes / Bonfire at 6 and at some point fall on the ground drunk later in the night! If you have never been to this Hash or the Bonfire…change your schedule!! 



The ginger…
 HASH DATE: Saturday, Nov 12th, 2016 2:00 pm
OnOn: 449 Orchard Rd, Fleetwood
The Bonfire Location
Prelube: Grand Central Taproom (Fleetwood)
Hash Cash: $7
Your Hares: Tidy Bowl, Fudgepacker & Little Man In The Boat!
Trail: A-A or A-B or A-B-A...
Bring a Dry Bag with a change of clothes.
Hash Apres will flow into the Bonfire


If you plan on staying for the Bonfire (6:00 pm start), please bring a covered dish or snack to share. Bonfire will also feature some of the TYPE A Beer makers from the Pagoda Pacers... no guarantee on how good that beer will be

Monday, October 31, 2016

RH3# 929 The "ERECTION" Hash!



The Poll is OPEN!!

CUMM one CUMM ALL!! Time to get well lubed before we need to visit the POLL and choose our next president! There is nothing more AMERICAN than running around in the wilderness while getting drunk.

 !!Proud to be an AMERICAN where Hashers can run free!!

The one thing we do love about AC/DC, and there are not many but the fucker does usually lay a fantastic trail. So let’s keep this month of debauchery any 40 plus Hashers a week rolling. Looking at the starting location of this on there should be some serious TRAIL!!

This message has been approved by FOOT FAIRY and the drinking Bitches of America!

The Little Brown Ring…..

HARES: ACDC, CHOO CHOO, & SUCKEY SUCKER
Hash Date: November 6th 2106 @ 2PM
ONON: 1216 Haycreek Rd Birdsboro PA 19508
Prelube: Island Pizza @ NOON!
DRYBAG: WHY NOT
HASH CASH:  $7

TRAIL: A to A

Highly Technical Map......On It's Way!

Monday, October 24, 2016

RH3 # 928 The Hallow Weenie Hash!



Ok...it's time to get our costume on bitches!  Cums On Demand and Just Isac (AKA Mr Bluster) are throwing another Epic Hash! if you haven't been to Hallow Weeny yet it’s one of our yearly staples that is not be be missed! Last year we crashed a wedding in costume. YUP….

It's easy Bimbos dress as slutty as possible, Wanks the same sexy goes for you….and we will run around getting drunk in public. Wanks you may want to ask someone honest if you really look sexy. If not a costume that is more like footy pajamas may be best for you.

As you know we at RH3 are somewhat anal and fairly racist! The hares have something in store for us and circle will not be at the spot that we are parking. If you plan on being late you may miss us….just sayin! So get your ass there on time cuz the Hash waits for no one.

These hares are aiming to PLEASE YOU, your cumfort is their primary concern.

The Frank N Beans…..
Hash Date: Sunday Oct 29th @ 2PM
Hares: Mr Bluster and Cums On Demand! PS her costume is always sexy :)
ONON: No Clue…. But parking is at Berks Lanes!
(3190 Shillington Rd, Sinking Spring, PA 19608)
Prelube: Americana Bar & Grill High Noon!
!!In the lanes same lot!!
Close enough to help you not be late
Hash Cash: $7
Trail: A to ??
Dry Bags: Boo Cares!


Highley Technical Map To Cuuummm!

Tuesday, October 18, 2016

RH3 # 927 Crackllversary Live!


Our beer bringing bugle boy is back at it! Crack will be laying down some live action this Sunday in an OHHH so familiar place. This trail is in honor of his 1st trail a year ago where Fuckin Deadwood made our little Crack a man!(he only required one stitch)

Make sure you bring ID, as we are staring at the Asylum of Wernersville. Uhm…they may want to keep most of your asses. Just Sayin! Yes, yes I know we were just in Wernersville last night; this promises not to be 5 mile death march straight up the Highway. Crack promises NO ROADS, GREAT LIVE TRAIL, THE FINEST BEER, NAKED BIMBOS, and a top notch spread of food!

The girth……
Hash Date: Sunday October 23rd, 2016@ 2PM
Hares: Crack & a possible Co!
Prelube: Noon @ Paradise By The Slice
63 E Penn Ave, Wernersville, PA 19565
ONON: Wernersville State Asylum
Lot A 324 Sportsman Rd, Wernersville (DRY)
1st Lot on your left on Sportsman from 422
“No Swill In This Lot Please”
Trail: Live A to B

Dry Bag: No smell all day!


See you Wanktards Sunday! FF