RH3 #1023 The Lion King Hash

RH3 #1023 The Lion King Hash

Nala + Rafiki = Nafika

Join Hares Just Nafika and ToeFU in this African adventure....ok, Mt. Penn.

On On: Liberty Taproom 6/24, 6:15 (please park as far from the entrance as possible)

Pre: Same same

Hash cash: $2

Hakuna matata!

RH3 #1022 The 100% Foot Bash (Urbane Edition)

BASH: noun
Definition of bash 
1 : a forceful blow
2 : a festive social gathering : PARTY

Well, with this trail being 100% Foot owned, one of those definitions might not be far off. It's time for the first Bash (Bike Hash) of the year. I'm being told by the hare this will be an all "Urbane" trail, so I assume road bikes are acceptable along with MTB/Hybrid/Gravel. So bring your hash cash, two-wheeled device of choice, and a well trained liver to City Park on Monday June 10th. ON ON

What: RH3 #1022 The 100% Foot Bash (Urbane Edition)

When: Monday June 10th @ 615 PM

Where: CIty Park parking lot above the basketball courts (same lot that we always start from in City Park) 

Who: Foot Fairy (Live)

Pre: It's 100% Foot so I'd assume Liberty?

RH3 #1021 The Kegs and Eggs Hash

Ok Reading, we've had some curveballs with this trail so there's some questions yet to be answered before you get all of the deats... BUT, here's what we've got so far, and it's what's most important. 

There'll be a trail.

There'll be kegs.

There'll be eggs.

And it all starts some time before noon on Saturday May 25th somewhere in the city on the North side. Hash cash will probably be somewhere between $5 and $10 depending how good we want to treat you fuckers. If you have any questions... direct them all to Foot, he's always got the best answers.

Stay tuned biotches!!

RH3 #1020 The Medicare Hash

The year was 1954. President Dwight Eisenhower had just announced the detonation of the first hydrogen bomb, the Giants swept the Indians in the World Series, and "On the Waterfront" won the Academy Award for Best Picture. A loaf of Bread was 17 cents, a stamp was 3 cents, and gasoline was 21 cents a gallon. Most importantly, three of the Reading Hash's finest hounds were born that year: Swamp Thing, Stupid Brother, and Bad Semen.

To honor these three intrepid 65 year olds (before they move on to their final retirement), the Reading Hash is proud to present the Medicare Hash. 

When: Monday May 20th

Where: Wyomissing Soccer Fields Lot (behind Wawa, across from Gallen Ins in Shillington)

When: Circle at 6PM, hounds off at 615PM.... 615 PM!! Remember, these guys have one foot in the grave so we can't keep them waiting

Hash Cash: $5, plus you will need exactly $2 in cash on you during the run (not a $5 bill or $10 bill... $2 in ones)

Prelube: Flannigans

White socks, plaid nut hugger shorts, and Worlds Best Grandpa tshirts are optional.

RH3 #1019 The Red Dress Hash

Its that time of year again!! Get your finest red dress and your well trained livers ready for a day of drinking and running all to save the boobies!! We're at a new venue this year and so everyone has to be on their finest hash behavior, and bring a fat wad of cash to buy some stuff from the auction or try to persuade some fellow hashers to do something they'll regret the next day! 

When: Saturday May 11th , 2PM
Where: 434 Franklin St, Reading, PA 19602, United States
Hash Cash: $20
Hares: Breast Stroaker, Hot Lips, Swamp

RH3 #1018 Totally 80s Hash

Great Scott! It's like a totally 80's hash!
There comes a time, when we heed a certain call, to get into the groove and get physical. Might as well jump, 'cause you gotta fight for your right to party. Let's go crazy, cause girls just wanna have fun with nasty, nasty boys. Walk like an Egyptian down to the Paradise City, with east end boys and west end girls! It doesn't matter what you wear**, just as long as you are there. Sweet dreams are made of this (who am I to disagree?) 'cause this is thriller! We're gonna rock down to electric avenue and do the safety dance, then you gotta cut loose, footloose, kick off your Sunday shoes! La-di-da-di, we likes to party, and before this night is through, the rhythm is gonna get'cha!

**ok, like Milli Vanilli, we lied. 80's attire is highly encouraged!
We have a fresh hash planned so don't be a neo maxi zum dweebie and dis us! Like Kristy McNichol said "You are gonna LOVE this."
Hash Cash: $10
Trail: A-B
Pre-Lube: Flanagan's
On-On: "We have to go back, Marty!" Ollie's at 1PM!!
Dry bag: Yes, BE SURE YOU BRING AN EXTRA PAIR OF SOCKS!!

RH3 #1017 So Long Swamp

Say it ain't so!! What would RH3 be without Swamp? Word has it this perennially joking and groping icon to senior fitness is retiring and possibly moving to points South. 

Join hares Exploited College Girli, Not Twat, and ToeFU in this homage trail.

ON ON: 4/14, 2PM, 6 Hearthstone Ct, Lower Lot

Hash Cash $10

Cum help us say Sayonara Swamp!!