Tuesday, May 21, 2019

RH3 #1021 The Kegs and Eggs Hash

Ok Reading, we've had some curveballs with this trail so there's some questions yet to be answered before you get all of the deats... BUT, here's what we've got so far, and it's what's most important. 

There'll be a trail.

There'll be kegs.

There'll be eggs.

And it all starts some time before noon on Saturday May 25th somewhere in the city on the North side. Hash cash will probably be somewhere between $5 and $10 depending how good we want to treat you fuckers. If you have any questions... direct them all to Foot, he's always got the best answers.

Stay tuned biotches!!

Wednesday, May 15, 2019

RH3 #1020 The Medicare Hash


The year was 1954. President Dwight Eisenhower had just announced the detonation of the first hydrogen bomb, the Giants swept the Indians in the World Series, and "On the Waterfront" won the Academy Award for Best Picture. A loaf of Bread was 17 cents, a stamp was 3 cents, and gasoline was 21 cents a gallon. Most importantly, three of the Reading Hash's finest hounds were born that year: Swamp Thing, Stupid Brother, and Bad Semen.

To honor these three intrepid 65 year olds (before they move on to their final retirement), the Reading Hash is proud to present the Medicare Hash. 

When: Monday May 20th

Where: Wyomissing Soccer Fields Lot (behind Wawa, across from Gallen Ins in Shillington)

When: Circle at 6PM, hounds off at 615PM.... 615 PM!! Remember, these guys have one foot in the grave so we can't keep them waiting

Hash Cash: $5, plus you will need exactly $2 in cash on you during the run (not a $5 bill or $10 bill... $2 in ones)

Prelube: Flannigans

White socks, plaid nut hugger shorts, and Worlds Best Grandpa tshirts are optional.

Monday, April 29, 2019

RH3 #1019 The Red Dress Hash


Its that time of year again!! Get your finest red dress and your well trained livers ready for a day of drinking and running all to save the boobies!! We're at a new venue this year and so everyone has to be on their finest hash behavior, and bring a fat wad of cash to buy some stuff from the auction or try to persuade some fellow hashers to do something they'll regret the next day! 

When: Saturday May 11th , 2PM
Where: 434 Franklin St, Reading, PA 19602, United States
Hash Cash: $20
Hares: Breast Stroaker, Hot Lips, Swamp

Monday, April 22, 2019

RH3 #1018 Totally 80s Hash


Great Scott! It's like a totally 80's hash!
There comes a time, when we heed a certain call, to get into the groove and get physical. Might as well jump, 'cause you gotta fight for your right to party. Let's go crazy, cause girls just wanna have fun with nasty, nasty boys. Walk like an Egyptian down to the Paradise City, with east end boys and west end girls! It doesn't matter what you wear**, just as long as you are there. Sweet dreams are made of this (who am I to disagree?) 'cause this is thriller! We're gonna rock down to electric avenue and do the safety dance, then you gotta cut loose, footloose, kick off your Sunday shoes! La-di-da-di, we likes to party, and before this night is through, the rhythm is gonna get'cha!

**ok, like Milli Vanilli, we lied. 80's attire is highly encouraged!
We have a fresh hash planned so don't be a neo maxi zum dweebie and dis us! Like Kristy McNichol said "You are gonna LOVE this."
Hash Cash: $10
Trail: A-B
Pre-Lube: Flanagan's
On-On: "We have to go back, Marty!" Ollie's at 1PM!!
Dry bag: Yes, BE SURE YOU BRING AN EXTRA PAIR OF SOCKS!!

Monday, April 8, 2019

RH3 #1017 So Long Swamp


Say it ain't so!! What would RH3 be without Swamp? Word has it this perennially joking and groping icon to senior fitness is retiring and possibly moving to points South. 

Join hares Exploited College Girli, Not Twat, and ToeFU in this homage trail.

ON ON: 4/14, 2PM, 6 Hearthstone Ct, Lower Lot

Hash Cash $10

Cum help us say Sayonara Swamp!!

Monday, March 25, 2019

RH3 #1016 The Honeymoon Hash


We've been asked when the wedding is, and been told that we've got to do something with our running friends. We've talked it over, and what better way to celebrate a marriage than to involve another beautiful harriet in a 3 way honeymoon hash. Get your asses out Sunday for the best ever bang for your buck hash!! You've heard of the dollar dance, well, we're bringing you the dollar hash. That's right you wanks, hash cash $1. Join Pooperlicious, Optopussy, and CougarBait for a post nuptial exxxtravaganza live trail. 

When: Sunday March 31, 2pm 
Where: 7 Crestview Dr, Sinking Spring 19608
Who: Pooper, Opto, Cougar
Hash Cash $1
Pre: Railroad House @ 1PM
A - B Trail So Bring Your Dry Bags Bitches!!

Tuesday, March 5, 2019

RH3 #1015 Nothing But Crack Hash


DST is in effect, and so here comes the first Monday Hash of the season!! I'm laying this little ditty live and it'll be a low frills, mild thrills, and maybe good swills... or maybe no frills, wild thrills, and shitty swills... who knows?! Get to bed early on Sunday so you're caught up on your sleep and have enough energy to lift a beer to your lips. See you there fuckers!!

RH3 #1015 Nothing But Crack Hash
When: Monday March 11th @ 615PM
Where: TBD
Who: Any Crack'll Do
Hash Cash: $2

**Bring an ID and some cash**