DID YOU SAY JOINTHASH??.….yes, yes we did! Four bad ass motherfuckers got together one day and said; why the fuck did the RH3 / LVH3 INTERFUCK die?? Well who the hell knows, but what I can tell you is….it’s back. And if you miss this hookup, remove Wank for your Vocabulary!!
A HOOKUP – Sexual activity, though typically not coitus. Usually implies more than kissing or “Making Out”. Making out + Touching Breasts would qualify as a HOOKUP! N.(English, Websters)
How do 4 halfminds even come up with a plan to relive the days of Ol’?? Well it’s not easy. As is proclaimed in the Gospel according to Bad Semen, when you put halfminds together we do not become stronger, but increasingly stupider! We are not added together for strength, but multiplied by ignorance. 1 Hasher = ½ Mind…2 Hashers = ¼ Mind….4 of us together supply a whopping 1/16 of a MIND. Thank you for trusting in us to run this event, as if you had a choice!
STUPIDER –Adjective /’st(y)o͞opədr/ The act of becoming more stupid (Hashing?). The word that should be a word but people are too afraid to make it Ligit. You are becoming stupider every second you read this! A.(Slanglish, Brewsters)
Two things tie these ever so closely located kennels together. Well, other than being whiskey puking degenerates and that we live for beer, shiggy, and song! First off, both Kennels have adopted Liberty Taproom as their clubhouse of choice and second, both were pulled from the Anals with versarys of September. This event is our way of dropping our load and staining the books of tradition as a time that RH3 & LVH3 shall cum together and celebrate once a year! The plan being that LVh3 will host this even in the year of the Cock!
With all that rambling it may take more than 1/16th of a mind to figure out what I am saying.
#THEINTURFUCKENINFO…..as I can remember!
HASH DATE - The 3rd Day of September in the year of the Monkey!
FREE BUS TO READING FOR LVH3– Taproom On Liberty Departure 11AM
(Space is Limited)(2246 Liberty St, Allentown PA 18104)(Round Trip)
PRELUBE – Liberty Taproom Reading, PA (Opens at 11)
ONON – Liberty Taproom Reading, PA
(237 North Prospect Street Readng PA. 19606)
CIRCLE – 1PM PROMPT– Don’t be late…the Hash waits for no one.
PACK OUT -1:05 PM – Not 1:06 or 1:07 so be on time LVH3!
TRAIL – A to ?? Live ?? Dead?? SHITTY – YES!
DRY BAG – I personally could give a shit less but other may not want to smell you all day.
APRES – YES
HASH CASH - $$TBD - This will include food and swill post Hash!
Spread the word….shit is about to get real! Foot Fairy
Cock – [KOK] A device for regulating the flow of a liquid. A person of spirit and often of a certain swagger or arrogance. (Noun, English, Merriam)