Monday, January 15, 2018

RH3 #976 Groundhog Day Hash




It's Deja Vu all over again! Our anal Groundhog Day Hash, hared perennially and perversely, by our own Foot Fairy and Horn of Plenty.  

On On: Antietam Lake main lot, 200 Angora Rd., 2/4, 2:00 

Cash: $5

Pre: Liberty Taproom

"You want a prediction about the weather? You're asking the wrong Phil. I'm going to give you a prediction about this winter? It's going to be cold, it's going to be dark and it's going to last you for the rest of your lives!"

Sunday, January 7, 2018

#975 Virginal Sacrifice Hash



So...we don't have any conveniently located volcanos nearby, but I'm thinking a flat rock, high on a mountain, a sharp knife....the hash gods will be appeased.

Hares: Just Lisa, Just Kevin and ToeFU

On On: 1825 Lorraine Rd, Rdg, 1/14, 2PM

Hash Cash: $7

PreLube: the Pike

Come on out and break some cherries....Gang Bang!!

Wednesday, January 3, 2018

RH3 #974 Cuddle Me Drunk



Cuddle Me Drunk?? WTF?? Who knows what these wanks are thinking?

Hares: GladHeAteHer, One More Hole, Just Brett and Just Sarah

On On: Kutztown Park, off Laurel St. near Solo Labs. 1/6, 2:00

Hash Cash: $7

Pre-lube: Kutztown Pub on Main St.

It's gonna be coooold, Bitches. Wanks might want to break out the fur-lined boxers. Bims...maybe hold off on the razor this week?
Cancellation is NOT AN OPTION!!!

RH3 Winter Keiryoki Nite



It’s that time of the year when we huddle indoors....to drink and to sing. Why, you ask?? Because it’s Swamp Thing’s birthday!! At his age, who knows how many more he’ll have!

Where: Francesca’s, 2101 Howard Blvd, Reading (Mt Penn), Fri 1/5 at 8:00

Cum, drink, sing....be the fool you were meant to be...

Thursday, December 21, 2017

RH3 #973 New Year's Day Hash



OK, it's New Year's Day...you're hung over....it's fucking freezing...and these two halfminds want you to stumble over hill and dale when you could be sleeping off last night. Karma is a Bitch!!

Hares: Fleshwound (hopefully sans machete) and Just Jane

On On: Lower Heidelberg Elementary, 810 Brownsville Rd. (Ignore the apparel store reference), 1/1, 2PM

Hash Cash: $7

Prelube: Paradise by the Slice

Who wants to work up an appetite for pork and sauerkraut???

Sunday, December 17, 2017

RH3 #972 The Boilo Hash




"Skook Champagne"...it doesn't get any more festive than this!!

Hares: Foot Fairy and Any Crack'll Do
On On: Dec. 20, 6:15PM @ 135 Exeter St., Reading
Hash Cash: $3
PreLube: umm...Mike's Tavern

As always, this trail will quick and to the point. Traipse through the bowels of northern Reading, then guzzle large quantities of what amounts to mulled whiskey. Being expert lushes, we will all be judging the various entries into the Boilo Contest, and if you want to take a crack at making your own, all the better!!"

Wednesday, November 29, 2017

RH3 #971 Santa Fucks the Hash


Naughty or Nice?? We'll be the judge of that.... Santa only cums once a year (hence his huge sack). Be prepared to sit on his chubby lap (or lap chubby) in our world famous RH3 Holiday Extravaganza.

The North Pole Particulars:

Hare: NFB....the original Mad Elf

On On: The Wm Penn Fire Tower (yes, the same place as the Fourth O July), 2500 Spuhler Ln, Sat. 12/16, 2:00

Hash Cash: $20 (you'll only spend it on beer anyway, and we're giving you that!!)

Prelube: Liberty Taproom
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Santa says...bring a gayly wrapped gift for him to bestow on some other poor schmuck. Alcohol isn't allowed (but bar or liquor store gift certificates fit perfectly) And who doesn't love a candy cane dildo...

Don't disappoint Santa. His reindeer have been going a bit heavy on the fiber and he's itching to do some recycling.