Friday, August 18, 2017

RH3 #959 Cumming Full Circle

Ok, hashers...this is it. The Big Climax! 7 days of hashing cum gushing to a very happy ending.

Hares: ToeFU and Foot Fairy

On On: 305 N. Park Rd., Wyomissing, PA (2nd lot in back)

When: Sunday 8/27, 2:00

Hash Cash: $5

Pre-lube: Barley Mow
The rest: Who gives a f@ck??

Even non-smokers are gonna need a cigarette after this.....

Wednesday, August 16, 2017

RH3 #958 Let's Get This Party Started

Our first trail of the "Around the Hash" week is being hosted by RH3's Any Crack'll Do and Cougar Bait. 

On On: 3925 Perkiomen Ave, Reading, PA 19606

8/21 6:15

Hash Cash: $5

Don't miss this party!!

Tuesday, August 15, 2017

RH3 #957 Hashy Vacation!!

As summer draws to a close, allow hares Jungleblow, Tiny and Bimbo in Suspense to give us all one last taste of tacky travel trail.
Dress as your favorite geeky tourist for added flair.

On On: Conrad Weiser East Elementary school, far right parking lot.
When: 8/20, 2:00
Hash Cash: $5

Ugly shirts, zinc oxide and not having a clue where you are...are NOT OPTIONAL!!

Wednesday, August 2, 2017

RH3 #956 Halle Berry Birthday Hash

So, how long has Dances known Halle and why hasn't he brought her to a hash earlier?? These are all quesions that need answering as this venerable (venereal?) hasher hares his next trail. 

Hares: Dances with Whores and Tongue Ya G Spot

On On: Berks Catholic High area (exact spot TBA)

When: Aug 14th, 6:15

Hash Cash:$7

Prelube: Liberty Ale House

Monday, July 24, 2017

RH3 #955 The BASH

1 if by sea and 2 by land! That's backwards but then, we ARE hashers! Join Foot Fairy and NFB as we transition from our float to our second anal bike hash.

On On is 2:00, 7/30 at 23rd and Perkiomen Ave in Mt. Penn. Park in the old drivethru bank lot.

Hash Cash is $5.

To keep the mortality rate low, there will be no prelube.

Brains are optional, but a helmet is mandatory.

Wednesday, July 12, 2017

RH3 #954 FLASH!!! (Float Hash)

Break out the personal flotation devices cuz we're setting sail! 
Join hares Crack, Cougar Bait and Breast Stroaker on this Bi-Event. A short, scenic trail will be followed by a luxurious float down the crystal blue waters of the Schuylkill River. 

Hares: Crack, Cougar Bait and Breast Stroaker

On On: Brentwood Lot, below Trooper Thorns

When: 7/23 11:00

What: Bring clothes for hashing and floating, personal flotation device(s) and beverages for the float part of the journey. We will reclaim RH3's tagging of the ROCK!

How Much: $4
Hares will transport your haul your own asses on trail...

Wednesday, July 5, 2017

RH3 #953 The Pina Colada Hash

Our third trail of ToeFU's reign comes to you LIVE from the imaginary beach of your choice, thanks to Crack and Cougar Bait. Join them in the lot BEHIND the Willoughby's On Park for this tropical treat.

Bimbos...better dust off those coconut bras! Banana hammocks for all wankers.

On On is July 10, 6:15PM
305 N Park Rd, Wyomissing
Hash Cash: $5