RH3 #1051 The 36th Analversary Hash

 

Time to celebrate another trip around the sun for RH3! Meet at the intersection Reading Blvd and Plymouth place on Tuesday September 22 at 6:15. Any Crack’ll Do will lead you through the riches of Wyomissing, or the train tracks of West Lawn... Hopefully some old heads will be there to tell us the story of our birth. All of this for only $6!! Whatta deal...

RH3 #1050 Crack A Cold One For Crack!!

 

It’s almost time to crack a cold one in my honor... or to just to try and forget the wacky year we’ve had so far. Join me as I’ll be drinking to both, this Saturday at 1 o’clock, somewhere yet to be announced in the good ole Reading area. We’ll have a live trail laid by yours truly, followed by some of my family’s recipes to feed your face with, and a keg of some of my favorite swill from 2SP. Apres will be outside, so bring a chair and pop up if you have one (we will have a potty available this time 

What: RH3 #1050 Crack A Cold One For Crack

Where: 575 Wyomissing Ave, Mohnton (Mohnton House)

When: Saturday @ 1PM

Hare: Any Crack’ll Do

Hash Cash: $15 (includes hab for first 50)

Bring a growler as you may be able to snag one for the road depending how hollow peep’s legs are after trail. ON ON

RH3 #1049 Da Bookends BASH

 

RH3 #1049 Da Bookends Bash brought to you by Foot Fairy and Opto.... like everything else in 2020 there's a lot of unknowns. I just know you'll need a bike of either the mountain or gravel variety, some denomination of a soon to be determined hash cash, a well functioning liver, and maybe a light for your bike (light is really optional, but might be a good idea). More details to cum... oh, and if you think you got the Rona, please stay home !!

What: RH3 #1049 Da Bookends BASH!!

Where: Da Lot Between Troopers and Brentwood Lot

When: Friday @ 615PM

Hash Cash: TBA

RH3 #1048 The Gary Coleman Hash

Originally scheduled for May 28 to commemorate that it’s been 10 years since the passing of the actor who defined a generation. The Reading hash house harriers are proud to present the Gary Coleman memorial cash. You might have loved him from Diff’rent Strokes, and you were likely inspired by both the “Angel with a Broken Halo” and “The Gary Coleman Show.” Now you can celebrate his entire filmography.
Hash Cash $6.00. Bring a dry bag.
On-On: Brentwood Trailhead at 6:15 PM Monday July 13.

~RH3 #1048 The Gary Coleman Hash
~~Monday July 13 @ 615PM
~Brentwood Trailhead
~~Hared by Decoy and Foot
~Hash Cash $6
~~Bring a dry bag
~BRING A DRY BAG!!
~~Probably there... or do yo own thang!!

RH3 #1047 4th Of July Sunrise Hash @ Dawn

YES WE ARE!!!! What better fucking excuse to come out and celebrate our “FREEEEEDOM”, get shit ass drunk, and make bad choices all before 7am!!!!

Clear your Sunday, it’s going to be a Shit Show….yeah i know the 4th is Saturday. You may still want to clear your Sunday, and believe it or not the 4th actually falls on the 4th this year!! If you have never listened to “Living in America” at 5am with a beer in your hand you are barely considered American! If you have never been to a RH3 4th of July at Dawn than I am not sure you are actually a Hasher!

HARES PROMISE THIS TO BE YOUR BEST DAY OF 2020 SO FAR!!! I know...tall fucking order right?

Date: July 4th @ 5:39 AM Dawn! That does not mean 5:40 or 5:45 You dont want to see Bad lose his shit before his morning….uh shit!!
ONON: The William Penn Memorial Fire Tower (2500 Skyline Dr Reading Pa 19606)
PRELUBE: 5:00 AM AT The William Penn Memorial Fire Tower
Theam: Stuck in the house for the last 3 months 4th O July Slutty Shiek
Trail: A to Foot
HARES: Foot...FU...FLAMMER
Hash Cash: $20 (No actual $20 bills will be taken, we have had issues $1’s $5’s $10’s….rolls of pennies all good)
“WE WILL BE FOLLOWING ALL OF THE HASHING GREEN RULES AS LADE OUT BY THE HONWHOREABLE TOM WOLF” If they don't fit our needs it will be a celebration of life.

Some other Notes of Interest: Done be jerk….wear a mask if you want. Not required We will not be sharing cups and such. Stay home if your sick. We don't want to deal with silly stuff your almost grown...so please be respectful. That coming from me lol.

The Fine Print:
The Apres’s will be outdoor...like outdoor outdoor RAIN OR SHINE and a FULL BREAKFAST and BEER will be served as traditional. Bring your own chairs and such as none will be provided. If you have a “Pop Up” ( I’ll show you my pop up) Tent and want to bring it for shade we love you!!

I feel like thats already to many werds….just show the fuck up, and Let’s drink Bitches!!!!

ONON Foot

RH3 #1046 The Phased and Confused Hash

Back in the day, before the COVID, before the lockdown, before the red/yellow/ and green phase.... there was a hash to be had. It was to be hared by the two of Reading's leading ladies of the porn industry: Exploited College GIrl and Casting Couch... and it was supposed to be the 420 Hash. Then the world went to shit. Now that we're slowly cumming back to life, these two X rated bimbos want to show us a good time. Emerging from the their sex den on the side of the Mt Penn, they bring to us RH3 #1047 The Green Phazed and Confused Hash!!

The deats:

When -Monday June 29th @ 615PM

Where -RACC Parking Lot (I assume the one on the other side of the bridge from the campus library... look for a map soon to cum)

Hares -Excogi and Casting Couch

Hash Cash - $6

Prelube - Maybe Canal Street? (stay tuned)

Bring a dry bag and your bong bitches!! 

RH3 #1044 The Just Nasty Balls Hash (Green Edition)

This hash will have LIVE Hares and take you on a tour of the suburbs of Reading. This will be an A-A hash. There will be Beer checks, Shot checks, and photo checks, so bring your camera. Also feel free to wear your festive St Patrick's gear, ie green shiggy socks, shirts, dresses, bras, panties... the more green the better.

What: The Just Nasty Balls, St Paddy's Hash

When: Sunday 3/15/2020 at 2pm

Where: 505 Edison Ct, Reading, PA 19605

Meet in BALL'S culde SACK. Parking lot there to park in or park in grass, you may pull over curb that is flat.

Hare's: Nasty Panties, One Ball -Two Ball -Red Ball -Blue Ball, and Just Jason

Hash Cash: $5

Pre: Margherita Pizzeria( Rear Bar)