Tuesday, June 23, 2020

RH3 #1047 4th Of July Sunrise Hash @ Dawn


YES WE ARE!!!! What better fucking excuse to come out and celebrate our “FREEEEEDOM”, get shit ass drunk, and make bad choices all before 7am!!!!
Clear your Sunday, it’s going to be a Shit Show….yeah i know the 4th is Saturday. You may still want to clear your Sunday, and believe it or not the 4th actually falls on the 4th this year!! If you have never listened to “Living in America” at 5am with a beer in your hand you are barely considered American! If you have never been to a RH3 4th of July at Dawn than I am not sure you are actually a Hasher!
HARES PROMISE THIS TO BE YOUR BEST DAY OF 2020 SO FAR!!! I know...tall fucking order right?
Date: July 4th @ 5:39 AM Dawn! That does not mean 5:40 or 5:45 You dont want to see Bad lose his shit before his morning….uh shit!!
ONON: The William Penn Memorial Fire Tower (2500 Skyline Dr Reading Pa 19606)
PRELUBE: 5:00 AM AT The William Penn Memorial Fire Tower
Theam: Stuck in the house for the last 3 months 4th O July Slutty Shiek
Trail: A to Foot
HARES: Foot...FU...FLAMMER
Hash Cash: $20 (No actual $20 bills will be taken, we have had issues $1’s $5’s $10’s….rolls of pennies all good)
“WE WILL BE FOLLOWING ALL OF THE HASHING GREEN RULES AS LADE OUT BY THE HONWHOREABLE TOM WOLF” If they don't fit our needs it will be a celebration of life.
Some other Notes of Interest: Done be jerk….wear a mask if you want. Not required We will not be sharing cups and such. Stay home if your sick. We don't want to deal with silly stuff your almost grown...so please be respectful. That coming from me lol.
The Fine Print:
The Apres’s will be outdoor...like outdoor outdoor RAIN OR SHINE and a FULL BREAKFAST and BEER will be served as traditional. Bring your own chairs and such as none will be provided. If you have a “Pop Up” ( I’ll show you my pop up) Tent and want to bring it for shade we love you!!
I feel like thats already to many werds….just show the fuck up, and Let’s drink Bitches!!!!
ONON Foot

RH3 #1046 The Phased and Confused Hash


Back in the day, before the COVID, before the lockdown, before the red/yellow/ and green phase.... there was a hash to be had. It was to be hared by the two of Reading's leading ladies of the porn industry: Exploited College GIrl and Casting Couch... and it was supposed to be the 420 Hash. Then the world went to shit. Now that we're slowly cumming back to life, these two X rated bimbos want to show us a good time. Emerging from the their sex den on the side of the Mt Penn, they bring to us RH3 #1047 The Green Phazed and Confused Hash!!
The deats:
When -Monday June 29th @ 615PM
Where -RACC Parking Lot (I assume the one on the other side of the bridge from the campus library... look for a map soon to cum)
Hares -Excogi and Casting Couch
Hash Cash - $6
Prelube - Maybe Canal Street? (stay tuned)
Bring a dry bag and your bong bitches!! 

Friday, March 6, 2020

RH3 #1044 The Just Nasty Balls Hash (Green Edition)


This hash will have LIVE Hares and take you on a tour of the suburbs of Reading. This will be an A-A hash. There will be Beer checks, Shot checks, and photo checks, so bring your camera. Also feel free to wear your festive St Patrick's gear, ie green shiggy socks, shirts, dresses, bras, panties... the more green the better.

What: The Just Nasty Balls, St Paddy's Hash

When: Sunday 3/15/2020 at 2pm

Where: 505 Edison Ct, Reading, PA 19605

Meet in BALL'S culde SACK. Parking lot there to park in or park in grass, you may pull over curb that is flat.

Hare's: Nasty Panties, One Ball -Two Ball -Red Ball -Blue Ball, and Just Jason

Hash Cash: $5

Pre: Margherita Pizzeria( Rear Bar)

Monday, February 24, 2020

RH3 #1043 The 19562 Hash



Good ole Topton, PA. In my several years of hashing, I don't seem to remember ever running around the 562, so the ON ON will be at the baseball field in the center of town where Houston Astro pitcher Wade Miller began his career. The rest of the trail will provide scenic views of the bustling historic village and now heroin laden streets..See you there!!

When: Sunday March 1, 2PM
Where: Baseball Field on Broad Alley in Topton, PA (Highly technical map coming soon)
Hares: Just Stacy and Crack
Hash Cash:$5
Prelube: Craft and Barrel (formely the White Palm Tavern)

Monday, February 3, 2020

RH3 #1043 The Bimbos' Birthday Hash on 'Roids


🎶Go Hashing! It's our Birthday!
We're gonna party 'cause it's our birthday! 🎶
Bring your party hats and cum out and play as 'Roids pimps out Just Karen and Casting Couch to celebrate the hatching day of these two lovely harriettes.

The deets:
When: Sunday February 9, 2020 at 2
Where: 1954 Saint Peters Road
Pottstown, Pa 19465
Hash Cash: $6
Trail: A-B
Dry bag: yes
Pre Lube: Hidden River

Monday, January 27, 2020

RH3 #1042 Groundhogs Day Hash (#7)


It's the same thing every day, Clean up your room, stand up straight, pick up your feet, take it like a man, be nice to your sister, don't mix beer and wine ever, Oh yeah, don't drive on the railroad tracks...

It's the same thing every day, Clean up your room, stand up straight, pick up your feet, take it like a man, be nice to your sister, don't mix beer and wine ever, Oh yeah, don't drive on the railroad tracks...

It's the same thing every day, Clean up your room, stand up straight, pick up your feet, take it like a man, be nice to your sister, don't mix beer and wine ever, Oh yeah, don't drive on the railroad tracks...

It's the same thing every day, Clean up your room, stand up straight, pick up your feet, take it like a man, be nice to your sister, don't mix beer and wine ever, Oh yeah, don't drive on the railroad tracks...





It's the same thing every day, Clean up your room, stand up straight, pick up your feet, take it like a man, be nice to your sister, don't mix beer and wine ever, Oh yeah, don't drive on the railroad tracks...





It's the same thing every day, Clean up your room, stand up straight, pick up your feet, take it like a man, be nice to your sister, don't mix beer and wine ever, Oh yeah, don't drive on the railroad tracks...


What: RH3 #1042 Groundhogs Day Hash (#7)
When: 02/02/2020 @ 2PM
Where: Somewhere on Mt Penn... TBA
Hares: Horn O'Plenty & Foot Fairy
Hash Cash: $5... Bike Cap $15
Pre: Liberty Taproom


It's the same thing every day, Clean up your room, stand up straight, pick up your feet, take it like a man, be nice to your sister, don't mix beer and wine ever, Oh yeah, don't drive on the railroad tracks...


It's the same thing every day, Clean up your room, stand up straight, pick up your feet, take it like a man, be nice to your sister, don't mix beer and wine ever, Oh yeah, don't drive on the railroad tracks...


It's the same thing every day, Clean up your room, stand up straight, pick up your feet, take it like a man, be nice to your sister, don't mix beer and wine ever, Oh yeah, don't drive on the railroad tracks...

Friday, January 10, 2020

RH3 #1041 The Cabinet Moth De-Flowered My Flour


Does anyone remember Marcus Brody from the Indiana Jones movies? He was the museum curator that once got lost in his own museum. If Marcus Brody were a hasher, I think him and Flamer would hang out.... just saying.

Below is the message from our beloved X-GM hares:

What's a winter in Reading without a deathmarch, where -- even though the start time is 2PM, you're warned to bring a headlamp, you know..."just in case". Well, that's the type of hash that Flamer and Decoy had PLANNED. The kind where NFB would be reaching for the oxygen tank and giving us the Roberto Duran "No Mas". The kind where Bad Semen would be complaining (no wait...that's EVERY hash).... but you get the point, right?

In preparation, Flamer went out and bought the best organic flour he could find and stockpiled it in his fallout bunker. Lo and behold 2 weeks before the hash, he discovered that "cabinet moths" (also known as "pantry moths" and "cupboard moths" -- I actually looked it up) had deflowered his flour and used it as their own personal sexpad, creating thousands of new "cabinet moths" with which to some day rule the Earth.

Long and short of it -- that "long arduous winter hash" is a teensy bit shorter. It'll go until Flamer and Decoy run out of flour.

RH3 #1041 The Cabinet Moths De-Flowered My Flour

Join us Sunday January 19th at 2:00 PM at the State GameLand parking lot off Obold Rd in Mt Pleasant (see highly technical map). Prelube at Bluemarsh Cantina.

Hash Cash $6.00.

A-A

Dress Warm, its fucking January.

and.... "Your Comfort is our PRIMARY Concern."