Wednesday, June 7, 2017

RH3 #950 Campout - Thank You Sir May I Have Another!!


Wham Bam Thank You Maam....
We all know that point, right between pain and pleasure. Just a bit more and there's no going back. Foot Fairy's 50th may very well take you beyond. For 49 hashes, he has planned, participated in or presided over every conceivable means of torturing and tantalizing us. Steep rocky hills, smiley faces, double trails.....and those damned ground hogs! Under his diabolical leadership, RH3's ranks have swelled to near bursting. Join us in celebrating the end of one shitty era!
You're aching for details, aren't you?
First and foremost....this is not a hash, it's a weekend extravaganza. Saturday and Sunday, June 10-11 at the tranquil gentleman's farm of TidyBowl and Little Man in the Boat, 449 Orchard Rd., Fleetwood, PA 19522. A number of farm animals will be available on a first come, first serve basis so there's no need to bring a date. PLEASE NOTE -- this is a farm -- PLEASE NO DOGS
Check-in is anytime after 11:00 AM. Collect your two items of Hash Swag ($60 if registered AND PAID by May 15th / $75 after May 15th until day-of, pitch your pup tent (yes, it's a campout and tents aren't provided) and start drinking.
At 2:00, luxurious yellow busses will arrive to whisk you to the On On, where hares No Fucking Brains and Any Crack'll Do have spared no expense in providing you with the ultimate in trail comfort and safety. Yes, Foot has opted to say fuck tradition and not to hare his own 50th, as he wants to be on trial with his fellow halfminds to enjoy the shitty day!
After reveling in the shiggy-infested and ground hog hole-pocked splendor that is Eastern Pennsylvania, you will be returned to Chateau TidyBowl, be it by “foot”, bus....or body bag, where beer will flow and skin will show! Why, you say?
Because we're having a TOGA PARTY!!! A sumptuous, bacchanal feast will be followed by a roaring bonfire and music by Tour de Puke's band, BUBBA. Oh, and beer...lots of it!
The following morning, those capable of standing will be treated to a mimosa/bagel breakfast, followed by a short "fat boy" trail. By then, you'll be spent...so, go home. You aren't as young as you used to be. You'll need a nap. Check-out is no later than 2:00 PM.
Lets sum this shit up....Hash Swag (2 Items), beer, busses, beer, trail, beer, barbecue, beer, togas, beer, bonfire, beer, Bubba, bed, breakfast, trail, beat it...
Now...bend over and grab your ankles, naked ass to the sky and take your punishment till your cheeks glow red. Are you cumming??
ONON…
And in the words of FF....Let’s Fucking Drink Bitches!!




Monday, June 5, 2017

RH3 # 949 THE BOOKENDS HASH!


The Bookends Hash! Why is it the “Bookends Hash”..because the same set O old heads that hared #951 will also be laying train #949. Get it? No? Just show the fuck up...if you have yet to be part of a trail laid by our elders it a glorious thing. Like 8 track tapes and paper topo maps not on Google!!

Note from thr Hares!!!
Flamer, Roadkill and Tidy, inviting all to experience the mysteries and vagaries of Reading Hashing at our Bookends Hash on Monday June 5: On On at Brentwood/Thun Trail parking lot at 6:15 p.m.
We will be celebrating the First and Last hashes of the reign of Grand Master Foot Fairy prior to his 950th.
Vagary- the Word for the day- Will the trail follow the lumbering live hare Roadkill or the fleet-footed Tidy (1st place in age group at the Charliehorse type-A r*n last weekend- he'll be drinking for that!!!)?? Will it go Up or Down, In or Out? Will it suck, or...?
R*n fee $FIDOLLAH$, plus HABERDASHERY for $20 at the après, provided we can find someplace to have it.

Pre-lube at Troopers 5PM (hey, it's practically next door! Your comfort is our primary concern!!)

p.s.:
va·gar·y
ˈvāɡərē/
noun
plural noun: vagaries
an unexpected and inexplicable change in a situation or in someone's behavior."the vagaries of the weather"
Synonyms
:
change, fluctuation, variation, quirk, peculiarity, oddity, eccentricity, unpredictability,caprice, foible, whim, whimsy, fancy
"the vagaries of the weather"

Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Click the link above or get more details on our 950 Campout Here!!

RH3 #950 Campout - Thank You Sir May I Have Another!!

RH3# 948 The Liberty To Liberty KEGS & EGGS Hash!!


OK Wanks….you have heard the buzz, you have heard the rumors but o0hh could it really be true!! Yes yes it is, the very last trail Foot Fairy will ever hare as GM is upon you!!

****”THE” LIberty to Liberty Kegs & Eggs Hash!****
THIS TRAIL IS LESS THAN ONE MILE OF ROAD AND LESS THAN 100 YARDS OF RAIL TRAIL…..YEAH YOU READ THAT CORRECTLY BITCHES

What's the deets? Well It’s really fuckin complicated ONON will be Libert West….and the HHH will be ??HAHA?? and the Apres will be at, wait for it……..Liberty West with a beautiful Egg buffet and brewskis on their beautiful deck. I really think it’s outside only because they don't want us inside them!! 

Wait a second, how the Dick are we getting back to our cars. Well Foot has taken care of you, Liberty will be running their shuttle bus back to Liberty West after the fun!! ??What if i want to park at Liberty east, how do i get to the OnON. Work it out you're a big kid now. Carpool info will be posted closer to day of!!

Liberty has shown us plenty of love during this 50, they have even been deemed the RH3 Clubhouse. This event is again them showing their support of RH3!! Ahhh so sweet of them!!

The deets….

Hash Date: Saturday May 27th 2017
HARES: Foot Fairy & And the Online Private Message Suck Up!!
PRELUBE: 9AM Liberty Ale House (Liberty West)
1501 Lancaster Ave, Reading, PA 19607
ONON: Liberty Ale House 9:30 / 9:45 (It’s a Pretzel City Style Start thus the time gap)
HASH CASH: $5
DRY BAG: Your call….there is a RIVER between the Liberty’s

Thursday, May 11, 2017

RH3# 947 - "THE" Reading Red Dress Run!!







Get your finest Red Dress out of the closet....it's that time again RH3!! The RE-RE-REturn of "THE" Reading Red Dress Run is back and looking to top last year's sit show!! Spread the word Hashers...E-mail, text, post, write a letter....fuck chisel a stone tablet and send it out by donkey!!. We just want a SHIT ton of people and your $$$$$$!


!!!!!BRING VIRGINS!!!!!
Yes this is a fundraiser hash, this year again we will be raising $ for the Breast Cancer Support Services of Berks County! If you don't enjoy drinking and running, or running, or drinking??!?? If you are not looking for some weird reason deep down inside to do all of the above in public wearing a Red Dress.....then just show up and do it for the BOOOBIES!!


WHEN: Saturday May 13th
What Time: 2PM
Prelube: 1PM
Where: North End Rod & Gun Club
Address: The DIPS!! 2010 Fairmont Ave, Reading PA 19605
Hash Cash: ($20 Virgins are not free)
Habadashery: Shirts for SALE!!!
Prelube - Apres - Auction: All at same location

Auction?? Again this a fundraiser Hash. Bring your $$$$ and uhmm, some shit to auction off! 

WHAT DO I HAVE TO AUCTION OFF?

People will buy absolutely anything and everything. Or wrap something worth nothing and see if someone buys it. Honestly add anything to the auction...Old Hash Stuff, Items collected on trail, Items left behind by fellow Hashers, Services you may be able to “provide”, Personal items, Donations of choice, Services you may be able to provide. You get the point bring a bunch of cash and anything someone may pay for.

Accessorize - Bring your finest matching handbag to this event as we will be asking the general public as we run for donations to our cause. Yes yes..stopping and asking civilians for cash wearing a Red Dress is always fun. Caution though...this is still a hash so civilian etiquette may be required.

Monday, May 8, 2017

RH3# 946 For Your Pleasure!! (Hare Today)





Our Bi-Hashual Friend from Harrisburg / Hockessin / RH3.....Hare Today has decided to Hare his first tral in our fine town. No not today, next week...




What do we know??? He is bringing a very special Co-Hare...to remaing namless till CUMM time. Everone likes some strange right??



We know we will ONON the Lift Equipemnt side of the Van Reed.....hmmm can you take a guess where the prelube is? Yup the Van Reed. I woulnder what he may pick as a Apres spot??



In the words of our fine "Hare" Cum on Monday Eve and feel the good vibes!!!"



Hash Cash $7
Prelube & ONON : Van Reed in 183
ONON Time: 6:15 Sharp!!
Dry Bag: I dont give a shit...


Wednesday, April 26, 2017

RH3 #945 Benjamin C-Note






Diggit: Foot Fairy been incarcerated with you wankers for 44 trails. Fudgie did his time too. Now it's PAYBACK! This is gonna be the best of the worst. Anything that made you mutter "that M..F..er" under your breath the first time round...back atcha! These G's have over 100 trails under them combined in reign.....wear a fuckin bullet proof vest!!

HARES: FOOT FAIRY & FUDGEPACKER!!
HASH DATE: APRIL 30th 2016


On On: Trout Run in Exeter, 4/30, 2:00

(Little Lot By the Bridge)
Hash Cash: a C-note, dumbass! OK, $5

Prelube: Liberty Taproom

Dry bag: You can see the Schuylkill River from the On On...what do you think?

These 2 bruthas got a lot of pent up rage to work out. Someone's gonna get shanked...

Highlt Technical Map to CUMMMMM