RH3 #1171 Mile'd and Hungover Hash

 

Monday, June 9 - 6:15pm

Location: 503 Wilson Place, Reading, PA 19607

Hare: Any Crack'll Do

Hash Cash: $7

It's Monday Evening.  You're coming off a long day at work, hungover by the decision you made on Sunday. You thought 4 beers and a 1-mile run were no problem.  You're beginning to realize you were wrong, very wrong.

Whether you call it a recovery r*n or hair of the dog, the only way to get over pour hash decisions is to make more pour hash decisions.  And Crack, has exactly the medicine you need!

RH3 Beer Mile Social

 

RH3 Beer Mile Social

Sunday, June 8 - 2:00pm

Hares: International Man of Pleezure, Two Men-o-nite, Optopussy. 

Location: 410 N Wyomissing Avenue, Shillington 19607

Have you ever wanted to chug a beer and then run a quarter mile and then repeat that 3 more times?!  Now is your chance to put your esophageal skills to the challenge to chug, burp and r*n. 

We will have apres beer and burgers, dogs etc. 

Participants are in charge of bringing their own 4 beverages for the beer mile. Official Rules say the beer must be 5% , frankly we don’t care, just make sure it’s carbonated… 

If you don’t think you can do all four laps, we will have a 2 person relay division….

And if you feel a little pukey, just cum and cheer on your fellow half minds!!

RH3 #1170 Not My First Rodeo Hash

Monday, May 19, 2025 - 6:15 PM

 

Hares: Urban Dicktionary and One Knee Wonder

On-On: Antietam Lake area (exact location tbd)

Hash Cash: $7

Over 2 years ago on a cold January day, Urban Dickionary co-hared his first trail….and hasn’t hared since. But much like a rodeo, it only takes one to become an expert. 

Break out your daisy dukes and ass-less chaps. Dust off your cowboy boots and hats.  Whether you’re going classic cowpoke, hillbilly deluxe, or white trash couture, we want to see you dressed to impress on trail or apres (or both 🤠) 

Giddy up! It’s gonna be a hoedown showdown. 

And if you’re bummed you missed Urban Dick at STINKO, here’s a second chance to see him saunter in style. Yee Haw and Yippee Ki Yay, ya fuckers!

RH3 #1169 Red Dress Hash

Saturday, May 10th

2:00 PM 

On-On: Hampden Park (Near Reading Senior High School - GPS Input 'Hampden Park')

Hares: Breast Stroaker, Legal Easy & Swampy

Hash Cash: $20

It's time to dig in your closet, head to Goodwill or update your Amazon cart and secure your red dress!!

Breast, Legal and Swampy have prepared this year's Red Dress trail. 

We are once again raising money for Veterans Making a Difference to serve a meal to vets at their center in basement of Hope Rescue Mission. There will also be an auction after trail so bring extra cash to bid on fun things! 

RH3 #1168 The Eras Trail (Hashers' Version)

 

 April 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM

On On: The old Fulton Bank next to Austin’s 

Hares: ExCoGi, Nasty Panties & Casting Couch

Hash Cash: $5 and your reputation

Dress to impress in your best T. Swift inspired outfit

The Eras Trail (Hashers’ Version)
Nice to meet you, where you been? We can show you incredible things.

We knew you were trouble when you walked in, so we decided to give you a hash that will leave you enchanted, exhausted, and possibly crying at a drink check.
Your anti-heroes (hares) – Casting Couch, ExCoGi, and Nasty Panties – are bringing the sparkle, the drama, and the down-downs for a Taylor Swift–themed romp.

Get ready to shake it off with an homage to heartbreak, sparkle, alcohol, and questionable decisions.
Tell all your friends you can’t come to the phone on April 27th. Why? Oh, 'cause...
We’re gonna be happy, free, confused, and lonely at the same time. It’s miserable and magical. Oh yeah.

This hash is for you if you:

• Been drunk in the back of the car / Cried like a baby coming home from the bar

• Have a long list of ex-lovers who’ll tell us you’re insane

• Have champagne problems

• Got a smile that could light up this whole town

• Are young and reckless (old and semi-responsible is acceptable, we guess)

• Stay out too late, got nothing in your brain... at least that’s what people say

We’ve got bad blood, wildest dreams, and a blank space with your name on it.
So let the players play, the haters hate, heartbreakers break, and fakers fake.
'Cause we’re just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake it off, shake it off—
Or maybe shake it on(on).

Dress code:
Eras-inspired fits encouraged - Channel your inner cardigan queen, snake goddess, sparkle-drenched Lover, or sad girl in flannel. Sequins, fringe, black eyeliner, or pastel chaos—bring the drama, the sparkle, and your most iconic Taylor fit. 

We don’t know about you, but we’re feelin’ 22 (and mildly hungover already).
So show up, speak now, and prepare to never, ever get sober together.
Let’s get down to this sick beat and make the whole place shimmer.
You can tell us when it’s over if the high was worth the pain.

...Are you ready for it?

💋 Your hares,
Casting Couch, ExCoGi, and Nasty Panties
(It’s us. Hi. We’re the hares. It’s us.)

RH3 #1167 / Rogue North H3 #83 JOINT TRAIL!

 

When: Saturday April 19, 2025 - 12:00PM Meet, Hares Out at 1:00PM

Where: 109 Adams Road, Greenwich Township, PA 19530 (State Game Lands Parking Lot)

Hares: Breast Stroaker and Packs Em In The Rear

Hash Cash: $7

Dry Bag: Duh.

Hares out at 1:00!

Because we like the punishment...Join us for a joint trail between Reading H3 and Rogue North H3! 

More deets to cum!

RH3 #1166 Pretty Balls Hash

Monday, March 31 - 6:15pm

Hares: More Balls Than Brains and Pretty When I'm Drunk

On-On: Bern Lutheran Church, 820 W Leesport Rd, Leesport, PA 19533

Prelube: Van Reed Inn, 2707 Bernville Rd, Reading, PA 19605

Hash Cash: $7

More Balls Than Brains is cashing in his Ball Bucks for another bag of flour. And this time, he's enlisted the help of Pretty When I'm Drunk. If you were at his first trail, you certainly remember just how much fun you had. Let's see what craziness is in store for us this time!!