Great Scott! It's like a totally 80's hash!
There comes a time, when we heed a certain call, to get into the groove and get physical. Might as well jump, 'cause you gotta fight for your right to party. Let's go crazy, cause girls just wanna have fun with nasty, nasty boys. Walk like an Egyptian down to the Paradise City, with east end boys and west end girls! It doesn't matter what you wear**, just as long as you are there. Sweet dreams are made of this (who am I to disagree?) 'cause this is thriller! We're gonna rock down to electric avenue and do the safety dance, then you gotta cut loose, footloose, kick off your Sunday shoes! La-di-da-di, we likes to party, and before this night is through, the rhythm is gonna get'cha!

**ok, like Milli Vanilli, we lied. 80's attire is highly encouraged!
We have a fresh hash planned so don't be a neo maxi zum dweebie and dis us! Like Kristy McNichol said "You are gonna LOVE this."
Hash Cash: $10
Trail: A-B
Pre-Lube: Flanagan's
On-On: "We have to go back, Marty!" Ollie's at 1PM!!
Dry bag: Yes, BE SURE YOU BRING AN EXTRA PAIR OF SOCKS!!

RH3 #1017 So Long Swamp

Say it ain't so!! What would RH3 be without Swamp? Word has it this perennially joking and groping icon to senior fitness is retiring and possibly moving to points South. 

Join hares Exploited College Girli, Not Twat, and ToeFU in this homage trail.

ON ON: 4/14, 2PM, 6 Hearthstone Ct, Lower Lot

Hash Cash $10

Cum help us say Sayonara Swamp!!

RH3 #1016 The Honeymoon Hash

We've been asked when the wedding is, and been told that we've got to do something with our running friends. We've talked it over, and what better way to celebrate a marriage than to involve another beautiful harriet in a 3 way honeymoon hash. Get your asses out Sunday for the best ever bang for your buck hash!! You've heard of the dollar dance, well, we're bringing you the dollar hash. That's right you wanks, hash cash $1. Join Pooperlicious, Optopussy, and CougarBait for a post nuptial exxxtravaganza live trail. 

When: Sunday March 31, 2pm 
Where: 7 Crestview Dr, Sinking Spring 19608
Who: Pooper, Opto, Cougar
Hash Cash $1
Pre: Railroad House @ 1PM
A - B Trail So Bring Your Dry Bags Bitches!!

RH3 #1015 Nothing But Crack Hash

DST is in effect, and so here comes the first Monday Hash of the season!! I'm laying this little ditty live and it'll be a low frills, mild thrills, and maybe good swills... or maybe no frills, wild thrills, and shitty swills... who knows?! Get to bed early on Sunday so you're caught up on your sleep and have enough energy to lift a beer to your lips. See you there fuckers!!

RH3 #1015 Nothing But Crack Hash
When: Monday March 11th @ 615PM
Where: TBD
Who: Any Crack'll Do
Hash Cash: $2

**Bring an ID and some cash**

RH3 #1014 An Old Fashioned Hash

Heading back in time to good ole Schuylkill County for a fittingly named event.... An Old Fashioned Hash!! Hare's Cougar Bait and Toe Fu have a LIVE trail planned with some sort of fancy whiskey concoctions and of course delicious Hamm's to fill your livers with. So bring your "A Game" on out, and rain gear of course for An Old Fashioned HASH

When: Sunday February 24,2PM

Where: Deer Lake Pub

1596 Centre Tpke

Orwigsburg, PA 17961

Hares: Cougar Bait & Toe Fu

Hash Cash: $10

ON! ON

RH3 #1013 The Valentines Day Hash

We all know that Valentine's Day is this Thursday, and who doesn't want to celebrate the season of love??? While some of us may totally dislike the holiday itself, what better reason to come out and join RH3 for a celebration of loving beer, shiggy, food, our fellow hashers, and a shitty trail?

Cum on out Sunday, 2/17 and join hares Pooperlicious and Cougar Bait for a lovely (or shitty) A-B trail through romantic Reading scenery...

When: Sunday February 17, 2PM

Where: Lincoln Park Pool, 205 Stanford Ave, Reading, Pa 19609

Hares: Pooper & Cougar

Hash Cash: $7

Pre: Beverly Hills Tavern

See you there you horny fucks!!

RH3 #1012 The Groundhog's Day Hash!!

Bing!! Back by popular demand, the RH3 Groundhog's Day Hash... or maybe we're just stuck in that endless vortex and we're destined to have to repeat this one. Over. And over. And over. And over. Either way, it's looking to be a dooooooozy!! Am I right or am I right or am I right?! Right. Right.

So here it is, hared by our beloved HOP and Foot Fairy...
Saturday, February 2 @ 2PM Bing!
$5 Hash Cash and $12 Buffs (while supplies last) Bing!
Pre: Liberty Taproom Bing!!

On On location TBA!

I'd love to stay and talk with you... but I'm not going to.

See ya there wanks!!