Friday, March 6, 2020

RH3 #1044 The Just Nasty Balls Hash (Green Edition)


This hash will have LIVE Hares and take you on a tour of the suburbs of Reading. This will be an A-A hash. There will be Beer checks, Shot checks, and photo checks, so bring your camera. Also feel free to wear your festive St Patrick's gear, ie green shiggy socks, shirts, dresses, bras, panties... the more green the better.

What: The Just Nasty Balls, St Paddy's Hash

When: Sunday 3/15/2020 at 2pm

Where: 505 Edison Ct, Reading, PA 19605

Meet in BALL'S culde SACK. Parking lot there to park in or park in grass, you may pull over curb that is flat.

Hare's: Nasty Panties, One Ball -Two Ball -Red Ball -Blue Ball, and Just Jason

Hash Cash: $5

Pre: Margherita Pizzeria( Rear Bar)

Monday, February 24, 2020

RH3 #1043 The 19562 Hash



Good ole Topton, PA. In my several years of hashing, I don't seem to remember ever running around the 562, so the ON ON will be at the baseball field in the center of town where Houston Astro pitcher Wade Miller began his career. The rest of the trail will provide scenic views of the bustling historic village and now heroin laden streets..See you there!!

When: Sunday March 1, 2PM
Where: Baseball Field on Broad Alley in Topton, PA (Highly technical map coming soon)
Hares: Just Stacy and Crack
Hash Cash:$5
Prelube: Craft and Barrel (formely the White Palm Tavern)

Monday, February 3, 2020

RH3 #1043 The Bimbos' Birthday Hash on 'Roids


🎶Go Hashing! It's our Birthday!
We're gonna party 'cause it's our birthday! 🎶
Bring your party hats and cum out and play as 'Roids pimps out Just Karen and Casting Couch to celebrate the hatching day of these two lovely harriettes.

The deets:
When: Sunday February 9, 2020 at 2
Where: 1954 Saint Peters Road
Pottstown, Pa 19465
Hash Cash: $6
Trail: A-B
Dry bag: yes
Pre Lube: Hidden River

Monday, January 27, 2020

RH3 #1042 Groundhogs Day Hash (#7)


It's the same thing every day, Clean up your room, stand up straight, pick up your feet, take it like a man, be nice to your sister, don't mix beer and wine ever, Oh yeah, don't drive on the railroad tracks...

It's the same thing every day, Clean up your room, stand up straight, pick up your feet, take it like a man, be nice to your sister, don't mix beer and wine ever, Oh yeah, don't drive on the railroad tracks...

It's the same thing every day, Clean up your room, stand up straight, pick up your feet, take it like a man, be nice to your sister, don't mix beer and wine ever, Oh yeah, don't drive on the railroad tracks...

It's the same thing every day, Clean up your room, stand up straight, pick up your feet, take it like a man, be nice to your sister, don't mix beer and wine ever, Oh yeah, don't drive on the railroad tracks...





It's the same thing every day, Clean up your room, stand up straight, pick up your feet, take it like a man, be nice to your sister, don't mix beer and wine ever, Oh yeah, don't drive on the railroad tracks...





It's the same thing every day, Clean up your room, stand up straight, pick up your feet, take it like a man, be nice to your sister, don't mix beer and wine ever, Oh yeah, don't drive on the railroad tracks...


What: RH3 #1042 Groundhogs Day Hash (#7)
When: 02/02/2020 @ 2PM
Where: Somewhere on Mt Penn... TBA
Hares: Horn O'Plenty & Foot Fairy
Hash Cash: $5... Bike Cap $15
Pre: Liberty Taproom


It's the same thing every day, Clean up your room, stand up straight, pick up your feet, take it like a man, be nice to your sister, don't mix beer and wine ever, Oh yeah, don't drive on the railroad tracks...


It's the same thing every day, Clean up your room, stand up straight, pick up your feet, take it like a man, be nice to your sister, don't mix beer and wine ever, Oh yeah, don't drive on the railroad tracks...


It's the same thing every day, Clean up your room, stand up straight, pick up your feet, take it like a man, be nice to your sister, don't mix beer and wine ever, Oh yeah, don't drive on the railroad tracks...

Friday, January 10, 2020

RH3 #1041 The Cabinet Moth De-Flowered My Flour


Does anyone remember Marcus Brody from the Indiana Jones movies? He was the museum curator that once got lost in his own museum. If Marcus Brody were a hasher, I think him and Flamer would hang out.... just saying.

Below is the message from our beloved X-GM hares:

What's a winter in Reading without a deathmarch, where -- even though the start time is 2PM, you're warned to bring a headlamp, you know..."just in case". Well, that's the type of hash that Flamer and Decoy had PLANNED. The kind where NFB would be reaching for the oxygen tank and giving us the Roberto Duran "No Mas". The kind where Bad Semen would be complaining (no wait...that's EVERY hash).... but you get the point, right?

In preparation, Flamer went out and bought the best organic flour he could find and stockpiled it in his fallout bunker. Lo and behold 2 weeks before the hash, he discovered that "cabinet moths" (also known as "pantry moths" and "cupboard moths" -- I actually looked it up) had deflowered his flour and used it as their own personal sexpad, creating thousands of new "cabinet moths" with which to some day rule the Earth.

Long and short of it -- that "long arduous winter hash" is a teensy bit shorter. It'll go until Flamer and Decoy run out of flour.

RH3 #1041 The Cabinet Moths De-Flowered My Flour

Join us Sunday January 19th at 2:00 PM at the State GameLand parking lot off Obold Rd in Mt Pleasant (see highly technical map). Prelube at Bluemarsh Cantina.

Hash Cash $6.00.

A-A

Dress Warm, its fucking January.

and.... "Your Comfort is our PRIMARY Concern."

Monday, December 23, 2019

RH3 #1040 on 1/1/2020 NYD Hash


Cum start the New Year off proper with a shitty trail!! Hares Beulah Ballbreaker and Suckie Sucker promise lots and lots of shitty swill to go with the shitty trail... and there's nothing better than an ice cold Hamms to make you "right" after New Years Eve festivities.

When: New Years Day @ 2PM
Where: Somewhere in Reading
Hares: Beulah & Suckie
Hash Cash: $1,000,000

Monday, December 16, 2019

RH3 #1039 The Little White Dickie Hash


Since this will be the first hash after the official start of winter, you'll want to dress warmly... So pull out your little white dickie from wherever you have it stuffed and bring it along. For those of you lacking a little white dicke (Roids and hopefully all of our Bimbos), there weill be a very limited number of white hash dickies available. Those of you looking for a little 'more' in your dickie, a limited number of black ones will be available as well.

The deats:
When: Sunday Dec 22, 2PM
Where: Reading Plaza, 6th & Greenwich (across from Rite Aid)
Dry Bags: yes
Hash Cash $5
Hares: Horn O Plenty, OptoPussy, Bad Semen
Pre: Cafe Waldorf