Wednesday, November 29, 2017

RH3 #971 Santa Fucks the Hash

Naughty or Nice?? We'll be the judge of that.... Santa only cums once a year (hence his huge sack). Be prepared to sit on his chubby lap (or lap chubby) in our world famous RH3 Holiday Extravaganza.

The North Pole Particulars:

Hare: NFB....the original Mad Elf

On On: The Wm Penn Fire Tower (yes, the same place as the Fourth O July), 2500 Spuhler Ln, Sat. 12/16, 2:00

Hash Cash: $20 (you'll only spend it on beer anyway, and we're giving you that!!)

Prelube: Liberty Taproom
Santa says...bring a gayly wrapped gift for him to bestow on some other poor schmuck. Alcohol isn't allowed (but bar or liquor store gift certificates fit perfectly) And who doesn't love a candy cane dildo...

Don't disappoint Santa. His reindeer have been going a bit heavy on the fiber and he's itching to do some recycling.

RH3 # 970 Twas the Nite Before We Get Fucked

As we all know...Santa cums but once a year. Saturday is the Big Day! So Friday nite we gather, we prelube and we hash...

The festive details:

Hares: Crack (and maybe other elves)

On On: Northeast Taproom, 1101 N 2th St, 12/15, 6:00

Hash Cash: $5

Prelube: Use your imagination...

Wednesday, November 22, 2017

RH3 #969 Backyard Bully Hash

Ahhh, sibling love... Wonder how many times she kicked his ass growing up?

Our next hash adventure delves into the family life of Great Way To Die and her little brother Cock Block. With perhaps some assistance from their father.

The details I am given are these:

On On: Dec. 3rd, 2:00PM, 905 Church Rd, Reading PA
Trail: A-B
Hash Cash: $7
Prelube: Brick House

At GWTD's insistence, please be aware of the following:...

#1 She is not now, nor has she ever been a lesbian.
#2 She has never had actual sex with her brother.
#3 She will not rule out the possibility of dating a hasher.

I recommend all heterosexual male hashers bring a current photo ID, a copy of their FICO score, and a properly notarized letter from their personal physician, attesting to their social disease-free status.

Monday, November 13, 2017

RH3 #968 You Only Die Twice

It doesn't get any hotter than this!! Personally, I can't think of a better way to throw off this mortal coil...

The delicious details:

Hares: Sucks It In and Great Way to Die
On On: 625 Ben Franklin Highway, Birdsboro
Hash Cash: $7
Trail: A-B, dry bag ....hell yea.
Prelube: Island Pizza

I'm fine if none of you show for this one. I'll do them...errr...the trail alone.

Monday, November 6, 2017

RH3 #967 The Flashlight Hash

Night, woods, hashers...what could possibly go wrong??

Join vintage hares Bad Semen and Horn of Plenty in this nocturnal emission.

On On: 651 Philadelphia Ave, Shillington 11/12, 5:00

Prelube: California Bar and Grill

Hash Cash:$5

Dry bag? Why not?? Flashlight? Duh!!

Are you afraid of the dark??

Monday, October 30, 2017

RH3 #966 The Bonfire Hash

Ok Wankers...this is it! The one, the only, the Bonfire Hash!! Join hares Fudgepacker, Little Man in the Boat and Tidy Bowl for this annual hommage to bushwacking, beer judging and burning shit!!! Odds are...Flamer's eyebrows will be gone by night's end.

The incendiary details:

Hares: Fudgepacker, Little Man in the Boat and Tidy Bowl

On On: 449 Orchard Road, Fleetwood, 11/4, 2:00

Prelube: Klinger's Fleetwood Grill

Hash Cash: $7
The apres will be Tidy Bowl's place. Food contributions are appreciated (don't be a cheap ass) and if anyone has any home brew to enter in the all means.

PS: I'm pretty sure Little Man in the Boat had her fill of hashers after Foot's 950th, so let's everyone be extra careful of their property and show her some luv for hosting us halfminds again!

Monday, October 23, 2017

RH3 #965 Crack's Analversary Hash

Ok, Crack's Analversary can you not want to be intimately involved??

The proctologic details:

On On: Ollie's Bargain Outlet parking lot, 2251 Lancaster Pike.
Sunday, 10/29, 2:00 (beware of cars...they're killers!!)

Prelube: Paolo's

Hash Cash: $5

Trail: A-B

How can you say no to those cheeks??