HASH #904 - I Pity the Foolz!

OK...are we really going to hash on a Friday??

The Friday of April Fools?? 

Is the ONON really Jungle Blow's house??. 

Well the answer to the above is either yes...or there is going to be one really pissed off Family on Old Wyomissing Ave! Prepare to be FOOLED by Jungle Blow, Just Tiffany, & Just Dave. Hopefully one of them has laid a trail before...FU did you check their credentials??

 FYI - The HPO is pissed...WTF approved a Friday HASH, there I go getting in trouble already!! FF:)

HASH CASH: $5

(Cheep just how we like it!)

On On is at Jungle Blow's house

718 Old Wyomissing Rd. (Don't pee on the bushes!)

Prelube at Brewers 5:00PM

Illumination is optional...a Dry bag is not!

Hash #903 The Hairy Palms Birthday "Recovery" Hash

We are not 100% sure what AC/DC is actually recovering from this time...but his Hairy Palm is definite after laying trail with 2 of RH3's finest. Sucks It In & Little Bunny FOO FOO! 

Probable recovery will be from tennis elbow. Oh yeah, there is something about a Birthday also but that excuse to get 2 girls in the woods was used last Hash.

ONON: 2PM

Hash Cash: $7

Location: Schuylkill Valley Middle School 

Schuylkill Valley Middle School, 150 Ontelaunee Drive, Leesport, PA 19533

Prelube: Village Tavern 1PM

DRY BAG: ALWAYS!!

Hash #902 "Smells Like Fish" Birthday Hash

Pic a Pair of Pisces... Ok, How about a Trio! 

So we have 3 wanks who want us to help celebrate their birthday...

Why the heck not!

Looks like Dances is finally getting his 3-way with a pair of virgins.  What a great present he got himself!.  It seems that Just Amy and Just Melanie finally broke down and are gonna give Dances something he has wanted for a long time. Why do you think he's been working the DFL group so long?

The Naughty Details:

When: 2:00pm Sunday March 6th

Where: 749 Commerce Street, Sinking Springs

Pre-Lube at the Railroad House 1pm

Hash Cash $7

Dry Bag Recommended

As always: your comfort is our main concern. 

Hash #901 The Return of the Anthracite Absurdity

We forgot how long it was since we did the last one.
If you feel the earth moving beneath your feet, it's too late-
Avalanche beacons recommended.
If you hurt yourself, well, there you are!

When: Sunday Feb 28, 2016
Time: 2:31pm..(WTF)
Hares: Tidy Bowl, Roadkill and Flamer
Hash cash $10 + Haberdashery $15 

On-On: follow the directions... oh this should be good

Rt 61 North into Pottsville, after the Dunkin Donuts on your left, go up to the 2nd set of lights and turn LEFT onto East Norwegian St, take your first LEFT onto South Progress, go THREE blocks to dead end, Parking lot on your LEFT

I hope the Hares get there and raise the Banner.

Oh, and get this... they got PERMISSION to HASH in Pottsville...hahahahahahahaha  

A place to pre-lube ??

AGM Time for Erections

 

That's right Hashers. It's time to 'Erect' another bunch of misfits to be our mismanagement.

After every 50 hashes, we gather together, reminisce about the past, tell stories, drink beer and those that pass out get erected (or something like that)

Cost is $5 for food and beverages

This is a FORMAL event so cum in your finest Hash gear.

MEN:

On the Bottom: Kilts for real men (or boxers)

On Top: Formal.. tuxedo shirt, jacket and tie... 

LADIES:

Slutty.. see below for some fine examples

And let us not forget the AUCTION

We will sell just about anything you have to offer

Trail Treasure, Sexual Favors, Haberdashery... let your imagination be your guide

$$$$$ Bring plenty of CASH $$$$$

Hash #900 Fudgpacker's Follies

Follies (fŏl′ēes) n. pl. of Fol·ly

1. Lack of good sense, understanding, or foresight: an act of folly

2. An act or instance of foolishness: "regretted the follies of his youth"

3. A costly undertaking having an absurd or ruinous outcome.

So the end of an era has cum to pass... The GM's swansong hash.

What can I say... I had a blast so lets finish this bitch in style!
Since it is the day before Valentines, cum in appropriately festive attire
that would be RED you dumb ass

Your Hares: Fudgepacker, NFB and In U End O

When: Saturday February 13th, 2:00pm

On-On: Saucony Creek Brewery

15032 Kutztown Rd, Kutztown PA

Hash Cash $30 and virgins are not free

Trust me when I say this will be worth it!

Your hashing skills will be tested

Hash #899 Groundhogs Day Hash

URGENT UPDATE FROM THE HARES: Location changed:
New ON_ON is Egelman Park off Hill Rd in Reading

40°20'27.1"N 75°53'47.4"W for you GPS geeks

 "Ok, Campers, rise and shine and don't forget

your booties cuz it's cooooold out there today"

It's like a bad dream... it just keeps happening over and over...

Well after last's years epic adventure, Foot Fairy and Horn of Plenty have teamed up once again to bring us GHD 2016. We can only hope for as much snow covered trail, shiggy, hills, and crappy beer as the last time!

Sure was nice that last year Polly Has Tits let us have the apres in her garage... I hope the hares can find a nice place to keep us warm this year.

When: Sunday January 31st

Time: 2:00 pm

Hash Cash $7

Location: Antietam Resevoir parking lot
GPS 40°21'23.1"N 75°52'27.3"W

Trail: A-A-A-A-A-A-A......
pre-lube is @ Liberty TapRoom

Limited # of commemorative Shiggy Socks available for purchase!

When Chekhov saw the long winter, he saw a winter bleak and dark and bereft of hope. Yet we know that winter is just another step in the cycle of life. But standing here among the people of The Reading Hash House Harriers and basking in the warmth of their hearths and hearts, I couldn't imagine a better fate than a long and lustrous winter.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. "That" was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get "that" day over, and over, and over...