HASH # 910 - Beer Heroes!

OK so back to the basics for RH3! A Monday trail, a great location, a prolific hare, and great theme.....well maybe not so basic. One of RH3's most astute....Flaming Asshole will be taking us back in time to learn the great brewing history of Berks County! Our journey will start in Readings City Park at the famed statue of Fredrick Lauer! (The one where all the brass plaques were stolen!) If you don't know who this is do your homework, there will be a test. Hint Hint: It has to do with beer!

Date & Time: 6:15 SHARP on Monday 5/16 

Hares: Flammer & Some other old head!

ONON: City Park @ The Statue of Fredrick Lauer

Prelube: Canal Street as soon as you can get there...

Parking: NOT AT THE STATUE - See Map Below

park by the tennis courts

(Columbus Dr Reading, PA 19601 40.335956, -75.914742)

Hash Cash: $5

Public Service Announcement - Below is a very highly technical map to help get you to the OnOn. Be happy you are getting this. The Old Heads could care less if the OnOn has proper parking, if we have permission to use, or if you even like where we are starting. This is not a hashocracy, your ease and comfort is the last thing on our mind.  Show up and have fun....have we let you down yet?

LET'S DRINK BITCHES! FF

HASH # 909 "THE" Reading Red Dress Run!

Get your finest Red Dress out of the closet....it's that time again RH3!! The RE-REturn of "THE" Reading Red Dress Run is back again and we want this shit to be EPIC! Spread the word Hashers...E-mail, text, post, write a letter....fuck fax the info out to your friends we don't care. We just want a SHIT ton of people and your $$$$$$!

!!!!!BRING VIRGINS!!!!!

Yes this is a fundraiser hash, this year we will be raising $ for the Breast Cancer Support Services of Berks County! If you don't enjoy drinking and running, or running, or drinking??!?? If you are not looking for some weird reason deep down inside to do all of the above in public wearing a Red Dress.....then just show up and do it for the BOOOBIES!!

WHEN: May 7th

What Time: 2PM

Prelube: 1PM

Where: North End Rod & Gun Club

Address: 2010 Fairmont Ave, Reading PA 19605

Hash Cash: ($20 Virgins are not free)

Habadashery Swag?: Yes Included

Prelube - Apres - Auction: All at same location

Auction?? Again this a fundraiser Hash. Bring your $$$$ and uhmm, some shit to auction off! 

WHAT DO I HAVE TO AUCTION OFF?

People will buy absolutely anything and everything. Or wrap something worth nothing and see if someone buys it. Honestly add anything to the auction...Old Hash Stuff, Items collected on trail, Items left behind by fellow Hashers, Services you may be able to provide, Personal items, Donations of choice, Services you may be able to provide. You get the point bring a bunch of cash and anything someone may pay for.

Accessorize - Bring your finest matching hand bag to this event as we will be asking the general public as we run for donations to our cause. Yes yes..stopping and asking civilians for cash wearing a Red Dress is always fun. Caution though...this is still a hash so civilian etiquette may be required.

(etiquette as seen below)

LET'S KEEP UP THE KICK ASS SUPPORT RH3 AND MAKE THIS SHIT BAD ASS!!

IT'S GOOD TO BE US...

HASH #908 - A Lot Closer!

Ok Wanks….Let’s keep this Monday thing rollin! Monday April 25th be prepared to be A Lot Closer with your fellow Hashers! This will be a typical FF Hash…Flat, Shiggyless, Plenty of Road…and probably no Alcohol to be found! Your comfort as always is my primary concern!!

Oh yeah – Did I mention I will be giving away a super secret limited edition, unbelievably rare PRIZE! For what exactly?!??!….hmm 

SHOW UP AND FIND OUT!

Hares: Yours Truly and a Girl of choice!

Hash Cash - $6

ONON: Antietam Lake Lot 

307 Angora Rd, Reading, PA 19606

Prelube: Liberty Tap Room – As soon as you can get there!

DryBag – Always!

See You All Monday!!

Give Me An A..........A!

HASH #907 - "SAY YES" to Crack!

******PLEASE NOTE LOCATION CHANGE*********

As is Tradition in the Reading Hash.....when Summer starts to appear so do Monday Evening Trails! To kick of this year's tradition our Brick Carrying, Beer Boy will be laying a LIVE trail for your Hashing pleasure on Monday April 18th! 

Considering his luck with the ladies and the fact that he always has good beer.....it's hard not to "SAY YES" to Crack!!

Hares: Any Crack'll Do and his Tag Along Sascrotch

Location: 40 East College Ave
Wernersville, Pa 19565

Date: Monday April 18th

Time: 6:15 (Pack OFF 6:15 Sharp...The Hash Waits for NO ONE!!)

DRY BAG: ALWAYS!!

PRELUBE: 5:30 @ 40 East College Ave
Wernersville, Pa 19565

(Yes that's the same location as the ONON for you Half Minds!)

HASH #905 THREE SHOTS TO THE WIND

Ahoy!...Avast!...Aye!....Arr!.....

Ok i think you get the point! Break out your favorite hook and eye patch for this Pirate themed adventure brought to you by Toe FU and Just Kirstyn. Prepare to be boarded you wankin' lubbers!!

This trail promises to be ARRRRRRRGH rated.You may see some Booty, or a Yardarm, walk a plank....or even blow a man down!

Wanna Shiver me Timbers?

That's some Treasure CHEST you have there!

Ok I am done now...here are your details!

SATURDAY APRIL 9TH

ONON - Klapperthal Road (by Forest Hills cemetery)

ONON- 2PM Prelube -1PM

Dry Bag a must (We predict rough seas).

$7 hash cash (or pieces of eight)

Prelube: Liberty Tap Room

Its recommended you carpool from Liberty. There is limited parking at the On On. 

91 Klapperthal Rd Reading, PA 19606 - 40.314555, -75.891628

 

HASH #904 - I Pity the Foolz!

OK...are we really going to hash on a Friday??

The Friday of April Fools?? 

Is the ONON really Jungle Blow's house??. 

Well the answer to the above is either yes...or there is going to be one really pissed off Family on Old Wyomissing Ave! Prepare to be FOOLED by Jungle Blow, Just Tiffany, & Just Dave. Hopefully one of them has laid a trail before...FU did you check their credentials??

 FYI - The HPO is pissed...WTF approved a Friday HASH, there I go getting in trouble already!! FF:)

HASH CASH: $5

(Cheep just how we like it!)

On On is at Jungle Blow's house

718 Old Wyomissing Rd. (Don't pee on the bushes!)

Prelube at Brewers 5:00PM

Illumination is optional...a Dry bag is not!

Hash #903 The Hairy Palms Birthday "Recovery" Hash

We are not 100% sure what AC/DC is actually recovering from this time...but his Hairy Palm is definite after laying trail with 2 of RH3's finest. Sucks It In & Little Bunny FOO FOO! 

Probable recovery will be from tennis elbow. Oh yeah, there is something about a Birthday also but that excuse to get 2 girls in the woods was used last Hash.

ONON: 2PM

Hash Cash: $7

Location: Schuylkill Valley Middle School 

Schuylkill Valley Middle School, 150 Ontelaunee Drive, Leesport, PA 19533

Prelube: Village Tavern 1PM

DRY BAG: ALWAYS!!