RH3 #1215

 Sunday, October 18, 2pm

Hares: Sex Toys, Silence of the Goats, & special guest, Idiotic Cat Poser from Pittsburgh 

On-on: City Park (see HTM)

Hash cash: $5

More details to cum

RH3 #1214: Pumpkins, Pints, & Pretty Ladies

Sunday, October 11

2pm

Join your hares for a fun trail celebrating some of the best fall has to offer! Who doesn’t love pumpkins (other than Breast), pints of cold beer and pretty ladies!

Hares: Horn Of Plenty, Hot For Teacher, & Pretty When I’m Drunk
Hash cash: $7
On-on: Shillington Park (see HTM)

Bring $7 extra and treat yourself to new hab brought to you by your hares - Reading H3 can holders that attach to your can so your poor hand doesn’t get cold. Exact change much appreciated. 

RH3 #1213: One Bourbon, One Scotch, & One Beer BASH

Saturday, October 3, 2026
2:00pm

Bikes and drinking….what could go wrong?
Bring a bike, any bike should work. If you need to borrow one, let the hares know. 

Hares: Dry Dolly & Ginger Snatch

On-on: Gallen Insurance. (2237 Lancaster Pike, Shillington)

Hash cash: $6

 

RH3 #1212: Analversary

Tuesday Sept 22, 615p

It’s our very special day. Same place, same time as it’s been for the previous 41 years.

On on: Reading Blvd and Plymouth Ave in Wyomissing

Hash Cash $5. 

Hare: Any Crack’ll Do

RH3 #1211: Full Moon Hash

Sunday, September 20
2pm

Hares: Cums with Children, Phoof There It Is, Just Amanda 

Hash Cash: $5

On-on: Stone House Pond. 

YR Club address right next to it is 1029 Thrush Road

Reading, PA 19610

HTM: 

With Halloween around the corner and a full moon upon us it’s only fitting to host a Full Moon Hash. In the wise words of Tom Petty there’s nothing better than free ballin’ or crushing an ice cold Hamms. 

With Hallow around the corner and a full moon upon us, it's only fitting to host a Full Moon Hash. In the wise words of Tom Petty, there's nothing better than free ballin' or crushing an ice cold Hamms.

RH3 #1210: Farewell Summer Hash

Monday, September 7, 2026
2pm

Farewell Summer Hash

Hares: Pretty When I’m Drunk & Peeter On A Skeeter

Monday, September 7 - 2:00 PM

On-On: Rear Lot of Weaver Market, 2610 N Reading Rd, Denver

Hash Cash: $6

The sun is setting on another fun filled summer, so let’s have one last summer blast as we take trail just to the south of the Berks county line!

 

RH3 #1209: Back to School

August 24, 2026

On-on: 6:15pm, Harbor Freight, Shillington

Hare: Decoy, Hash Cash: $6

Back to School— if you want to dress up as Agnus Young or a naughty school girl… or even that punk Mike who used to sit in front of me in home room with a sneer on his face (and who now sells vape cartridges out of the back of his car)… knock yourself out. 

Just remember — no chewing gum, and bring a note from a parent if you’re going to be late (or go home early).

**Note from the hare: A to B trail and bring a dry bag

RH3 #1208: Mystery Hare

 

August 10, 2026

6:15pm

Apparently, I have a problem leaving my hash paraphernalia unattended.  I set my clipboard down at AGM & a “mystery” hare signed up for trail. Today I found this taped to my door?

RH3 #1207: Halfway to Santa Hash
July 27, 2026, 6:15 pm

🎅 HALFWAY TO SANTA HASH 🎄

(aka Christmas in July, for those greedy fcks who just can't wait another five months for presents)*

In case you're wondering — yes, it's exactly what it sounds like. Halfway to the Santa Hash. A perfectly reasonable excuse to break out the ugly sweater in July, drink like it's egg-nog season, and run around Douglassville like a bunch of confused elves.

Hares: Cums with Children, International Man of Pleezure

On-On: Morlatton Village Trailhead Douglassville

Hash Cash: $5

Christmas attire encouraged

 

RH3 #1206: Not Dead Yet Hash

 

Monday, July 13, 2026

6:15 pm

Hares: Bad Semen, Stupid Brother & Swamp Thing

On-On: Parking area of Bernhardt's Dam

Hash Cash: $5

That's right, kiddies. Those same old goats that brought you the Medicare Hash, The Summer of '69, Still Sexy at 70, and many other hashes are still alive and kicking. In honor of that not-so-small feat, we now present the 'Not Dead Yet' Hash. We can't guarantee we'll make it to the finish, but we'll be around for the start with plenty of beer and cheesy poofs. So come on out and join us. Oh, and if anyone has a portable defibrillator, please bring it along. --Bad Semen

RH3 #1205: 4th of July Hash
Saturday, July 4, 2026
5:35 AM
Field beside Captain's Cove, Mt. Penn, PA

Oh say, can you beer by the dawns early light

What so proudly we Hamm’d

At the twilight's last drinking?

Whose bud lights and many shots

Through the perilous trail

O'er the fire tower we watched

Were so stupidly drinking?

And the pagodas’ red glare

The car bombs bursting in air

Gave 100 proof through the morning

That our HHHs were still there

O say, does that half-witted hasher yet sway

O'er the land of the hash and the home of the depraved

Cum celebrate ‘Mericas 250th Birthday the bestest way possible.

On-on: Field adjacent to Captain's Cove

Hares: Toh-Foo, Foot, Flamer, & Decoy

Hash Cash: $20

RH3 #1204: Crank It To 11 Hash

You see, most halfwits, you know, will be going to ten. You're at ten, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're at ten. Where can you go from there? Where?

Cum see if Dances will have that extra push over the cliff. Will he put it up to eleven?

Hare: Dances With Whores

Hash Cash: $5

On-on: Ollie's (Shillington)

Pre-lube: ¿Taco Bell?

RH3 #1203: Deja FuckYou Hash

 

Monday, June 8, 6:15pm

RH3# 1203: Deja FuckYou Hash

Ever get the feeling you’ve been there, done that? Of course you have, after your fifth Hamms and second car bomb, everyone’s memory gets a little fuzzy.

Back for his second in a row, Sex Toys will be laying trail for all the halfwits. Cum out to see how it’s same same but different.

Rumor has it, there may be an appearance by our newly elected GM so that right there would be something different….

Hare: Sex Toys for Everyone
On-on: Building 24, Wyomissing
Hash cash: $5

RH3 #1202: Clowning Around Hash

Sunday, May 31, 2026

Hares: Sex Toys & Silence of the Goats

On-on: Reading Airport (2501 Bernville Road)

12 pm**note earlier start time

Hash Cash: $5

Pre-lube @ Klinger

 What should you do if you’re attacked by a mob of clowns? Go for the juggler.

RH3 #1201 Some Bitches Be Getting Married Hash

 

Sunday, May 17 - 2:00 PM

Hares: Ginger Snatch, ExCoGi & Optopussy

On On: Harbor Freight Parking Lot, 3800 Shillington Plaza, Shillington

Hash Cash: $7

Dress code: White

Some bitches be getting married! Ginger, Excogi and Opto want you to bring out the virgins and those virgins better wear white. However since odds are that none of the current hashers are virgins, how about everybody wears white and celebrate these bitches?! 

RH3 AGM #24

Tuesday, May 12 - 6:00 PM

Pagoda City Brewing

101 N Carroll St

Reading, PA 19611

Join us for the AGM at Pagoda City Brewing!

There is no hash cash. It is pay as you go for beer and food. 

Remember to wear your Hash Formal-wear (Men: boxers or kilt w/nice shirt, Ladies: the less the better!).

Pagoda City is bringing in the Wednesday Night Taco guy for Tuesday Night. Food is CASH ONLY. Please show support and get some tacos!

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There will also be a blind raffle. The GMs of RH3 are putting together some awesome raffle baskets, and tickets will be sold at the AGM. CASH ONLY for the raffles. 

And don’t forget the real reason we’re there! It’s time to elect the next Mismanagement!! So be sure to get there and vote. Vote early. Vote often!

RH3 #1199 Bookend Hash

FRIDAY, May 8th - 6:15 PM

 

Hares: Bad Semen & Dogbreath

On-On: Governor Mifflin Tennis Courts Parking Lot, 661 Philadelphia Ave, Shillington, PA 19607

Hash Cash: $5

It's time to cum full circle and let the hares that kick started Breast Stroaker's reign at trail #1151 complete the bookend of #1199.

This is a Friday Night trail to kickoff Red Dress / Breast's 50th weekend! 

RH3 #1200 Red Dress Hash / Breast Stroaker's 50th Trail!

 

APRES AND AUCTION LOCATION CHANGE

if you are planning to join us at the Apres and Auction after trail, please note that we are moving to Reverb, 1402 N 9th St, Reading.

We will see you at 5:30ish at Reverb! You can pay $20 Hash Cash upon arrival! 

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TRAIL BUS IS FULL!

We have hit capacity on the trail bus. If you are paid and listed on Hash Rego as cumming, you have a seat on the bus. 

If you didn’t make the bus, you can still feel free to join us at Apres and Auction, 5:30 pm at The Dips. You can pay $20 Hash Cash upon arrival! 

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Breast Stroaker's reign as GM of Reading H3 is cumming to an end, and it's ending at his annual haring event, Reading H3 RED DRESS!! A trail, a celebration, an auction, hab, libations! What could possibly go wrong??

Trail will begin at 2:00pm at The Dips (Northland Rod and Gun), 2010 Fairmont Ave, Reading, PA 19605. Following trail, an on-after celebration will be held at The Dips, complete with food, bevvies and auction.

This year's red dress is celebrating the animals! Auction proceeds and donations will be donated to the Friends of the Reading Police K-9 Unit.

Rego cost is $40. This includes trail, swag, and food and beer at the On After. Dinner and beer and seltzers/ciders will be provided.

IMPORTANT: Rego is necessary to confirm our numbers for catering!! If you have not completed Rego, you are not counted for dinner!

HASH REGO LINK: https://hashrego.com/events/readingh3-1200-red-dress-breast-stroakers-50th-tr

CUT OFF TO REGO AND RECEIVE HAB IS APRIL 20TH!!!

OTHER WEEKEND EVENTS:

-Friday Night will feature a Bookends Pissup Hash (#1199) hared by Bad Semen and Dogbreath.

-Saturday Morning, prior to Red Dress, will be a morning of service, serving breakfast at Opportunity House.

RH3 #1198 4/20 Hash

Alright Wankers and Bims, Hustlaz and Hoes… what better way to celebrate 4/20 then getting lit at the hash? Now, don’t come rolling in looking like some hippy doper, cuz we’re taking this shit 90s gangsta style, biotches!! Breakout out your boombox, your gold chains, and your high top reeboks… and get ready to slam some Hamms and grape juice!

Monday, April 20 - 6:15pm

On On: 6:15p Lower Access lot at Monocacy Hill

Hares: One Knee Wonder & Any Crack’ll Do

Hash Cash: “I’ve got 5 on it”

HTM For Parking:

RH3 #1197 / Rogue North #93 JOINT Trail

On-On: 441 Mountain Rd, Kempton

Circle approx. 12:45, Hares Out at 1:00

Hares: Breast Stroaker, Packs Em In The Rear and a 3rd Mystery Hare from CT!

Hash Cash $7 

Trail is A to B

Apres to follow at Packs' House