RH3# 916 - Making Reading Dangerous Again

Ok Wanks!! After a small and well deserved intermission we return with some Monday Madness and have Deathwish….Making Reading Dangerous Again!

A big welcome home to Deathwish, it’s about time he cumms back to his home kennel and graces us with some shittyness. Here is some Pontification from him to kick this bitch off….

“I could care less if you bring a dry bag or Poison Ivy block. We are here to bring the pain!! Don’t be a PUSSY all your life and get to this hash. We will show you how we don’t get caught by all you A type bastards”

This will be a live trail and he wants a 12 minute head start…why not an hour!? Either way I guess he is calling yall’ bitches out! I hope he wears a colorful thong!

Monday 8/8 Stonecliff

Hares – Deathwish & Some Just…

Prelube – Mikes Tavern any time after 4pm

135 Exeter St, Reading, PA 19601

OnOn – Stonecliff Park

Lehigh & Monroe St Reading PA 19601

Circle 6:15 – Hares Out 6:25 OnOn 6:37

The Hash Waits for No one!

Hash Cash - $5

See you soon, FF

Highly Technical Map!!

RH3# 917 Neversink Again!? WTF!!

Ahhh…….what better way to come back from the 4th O July  fun than to be on Neversink Mt AGAIN! We actually get to see a good couple of Monday trails in a row. What is better in the summer than a good ol’ Monday night trail??? A bunch in a row!

This trail will be brought you by our very own picture puking Trail Master and his ginger of choice. No it’s not Sascrothch, we already saw him once this month. They claim they are taking us on Neversink AGAIN and we should have the Mt “down” by now. Since FU Hares this hill often,…….I feel a fucking with in our future. Or Not? I hope we get to see the horse farm again and the super nice people that live there, they have up all those lovely Welcome Hasher Signs!

Here is the shit

Hares – Toe FU & Princess Fiona

Trail – Monday July 18th

ONON – 6:15 @ Klapperthal Rd The 1st 6 cars get parking the rest are fucked.

Klapperthal Rd, Reading, PA 19606, USA

Prelube – The RH3 Clubhouse as soon as you can get there.

Liberty Tap Room

Hash Cash: $7

Dry Bag: They say you can decide….like we were going to listen either way.

FYI – With the attendance we have seen of late. Carpool from liberty, park at the cemetary or at the top of the hill in the lot across the street. Klapperthal is not going to hold 50 cars!

Highly Technical Map!

Love ya fuckers…..FF

RH3 SOCIAL: Flotapoloza...Flotopia….Flotilla….Floatiefest To paint the Rock!

In a continual quest to find reasons to drink together we shall attack the river in numbers to claim a local landmark. We will put in at two locations on the Schuylkill one a bit further up for the A type paddlers and one a bit closer for those that wish to float slow. We will all meet at the rock to paint, eat drink and be hashers!

THIS IS NOT A TRAIL….it’s a social dammit! So spread the word NON Hashers welcome!!

Info

For the A type paddlers – Jim Dietrich Park will be the start location for kayaks and canoes. It is a 9 mile paddle from this start location to the rock. According to a top ranking guide in our kennel a typical paddle is 4 to 5 MPH so this should take you just under 2 hours. For this group we will meet at Brentwood by 11AM!! Don’t be late. We will leave some car back vehicles and head to Jim Dietrich for a noon launch. This puts us to the rock around 2.

For the floaters – RACC will be the starting location for this float. Anything that will get you down the river will work. A $ store inner tube is not recommended. From RACC it is 1.7 miles to the rock. The same profession guide thinks floaters will go about 1 mile per hour. So this section will take you about 1 hour and a 45 mins. This group will meet at Brentwood by 11:30AM!! Group up as needed leave car backs and head to RACC for a 12:15 Launch. This should also put you to the rock by 2PM. FYI: The A types will be hunting you down!!

Obviously there is not enough parking for 40 tubes and kayaks at the rock. The shore on the RIGHT of the rock when coming down stream is shallower and has places to park your stuff. The LEFT of the rock when coming down stream is deeper and much faster moving water. Communicate and work together and it will be all good!

This is 100% a non-supported event. We will float some beer, sandwiches, orange crunchy stuff and paint to the rock. EVERYTHING else is up to you. If you need a floating device let us know and we may be able to help you out. You want a kayak or canoe. Get your own. If you want beer and snacks on your floating device, bring your own. Sunblock….yep on you also. There will be a post below to help coordinate the car pool options and such but again we will need to work together and get the rides worked out.

You are responsible for you own safety and safety equipment if warranted. If you don’t know how to swim…..DONT join us! If you do not want to float or paddle but want to meet us at the rock we can guide you in via a hike and a water crossing! The river is fairly low right now even with the rain last night so it should be walkable. I will walk it one night this week and “test the water” so to say.

ASK questions…..see you soon FF