Sunday, September 28, 2025

RH3 #1181 Andre The Giant Hash

 


When: Saturday, October 4 - 2:00 pm

On-On: Schlegel Park Pool Parking Lot, 100 E Wyomissing Blvd, Reading, PA


Hares: Sex Toys For Tots and Peeter On A Skeeter


Hash Cash: $7


Trail will include Turkey/Eagle splits


n the mid-80s, professional wrestling was entering the mainstream, incorporating the music and entertainment world and creating a cultural phenomenon when Saturday Night’s Main Event would be broadcast in place of that week’s Saturday Night Live.  Wrestlers became household names overnight.  Hulk Hogan, “Macho Man” Randy Savage, “Rowdy” Roddy Piper, and one gigantic name, Andre the Giant.  A 7’4” 500 lb monster of a man, also known for his role in The Princess Bride, was quite human specimen.  And in the 80s, his travels often brought him through Reading.  In fact, one night here in Reading, Andre consumed 127 beers and passed out in the hotel lobby.  He was so big, so massive, he could not be awakened or moved, so hotel staff covered him with tablecloths and let him sleep it off.


Sounds like acceptable hash behavior. And the fact that this happened in our own city is a reason to celebrate! While Andre is not known to have been a hasher, he certainly would have gotten his hash cash worth of beer on trail. Reminisce with us, feel free to dress in your favorite pro wrestling shirts or costumes, and let’s see if we can consume 127 beers as a collective!


There will be turkey/eagle splits for walkers and those who wish to take it easy as a precursor to Blues Cruise.  Also will work well as a pre-lube for Saturday Evening Oktoberfest at the Liederkranz!



Friday, September 19, 2025

RH3 #1180 41st Analversary Hash

 


Back to the place where it all began! I’m sure the neighbors are waiting to greet us with open arms!

On-on: Corner of Reading Blvd and Plymouth Place, Wyomissing, PA

Hare: Any Crack’ll Do

Hash Cash: $6

Monday, September 8, 2025

RH3 #1179 Family Hash

 

Sunday, September 14th - 2:00 PM

Join us for the first family hash in almost 2 years!  Cums With Children and Just Erin have brought their children to past hash events, so it's only fitting they welcome everyone else's!  That includes four-legged friends as well!

On-On: 329 Blacksmith Rd, Douglassville, PA

Hares: Cums With Children and Just Erin

Hash Cash: $10 per Family (or $5 if you're a solo hasher)

Trail is A-A

Parking available across the street along Pleasant Meadow Dr.

All family members and four-legged friends welcome!






Sunday, September 7, 2025

RH3# 1178 Pivot! Pivot! Hash

 


Monday, September 8 - 6:15pm

Occasionally, life requires a Pivot.
Hares: Breast Stroaker and Legal Easy
On-On: Railroad House, 152 Woodrow Ave, Sinking Spring
Time: 6:15pm
Hash Cash: $5
Pre-lube at Railroad House

Tuesday, August 19, 2025

RH3 #1177 Float Hash


 Saturday, August 23 - 11:00 AM

On-On: SRT Brentwood Trailhead, Morgantown Rd & Brentwood Dr, Reading, PA

Hares: Breast Stroaker, Cougar Bait & Any Crack'll Do

Hash Cash: $5

Short Trail, BYOB for the float. Truck will be at the On-On to load floats and will take them to the float start.

WE WILL BE PAINTING THE ROCK!

Apres to Follow.

Friday, August 8, 2025

RH3 #1176 Bike Hash

 

It's time for a BASH!!  Grab your wheels and and get ready to ride!

Monday, August 11 - 6:15pm

OnOn: Old cAnal Street Pub Lot, 535 cAnal St, Reading, PA

Hare: Foot Fairy and a Mystery Hare

Hash Cash: $7

Helmet: Yes

Light: Maybe?

Monday, July 21, 2025

RH3 #1175 We're Not Dead Yet Hash


 When: Monday July 28th, 6:15pm

Where: 13 Jefferson Place, Bernville PA 19506 (park on the grass)

Hash cash $5

Your Hares: SwampThing, Stupid Brother, Bad Semen

Come join those same Septuagenarians (look it up) that brought you the Medicare, Summer of 69 and Still Sexy at 70 hashes as they go for a romp (as much as we can romp) through the hills and dales of the Blue Marsh area.

Strongly recommended: dry bag, towel, insect and tick repellant

Also recommended: defibrillator, denture cream, Rogaine, Viagra, Miralax, a box of Depends and anything else that will endear you to the hares.