RH3 #1160 A View of the Red Roof Inn Hash

 

Sunday. January 5, 2025 - 2:00pm

On-On: Antietam Valley Shopping Center 2902 St Lawrence Ave, Reading, PA 

Hares: International Man of Pleeezure, One Knee Wonder, Took My Mom to Plowville

Hash Cash: $5

Join a broken Pleezure, Plowville and the DH (designated hasher) One Knee and start your dry January by drinking with your favorite Half-Minds and breaking whatever New Years Resolutions you have not already broken.

RH3 #1159 Holiday Death Wishes Hash

 

Sunday, December 29 - 2:00pm

On-On: 2350 N Reading Rd, Denver, PA 17517

Hares: Deathwish and Fire In The Hole

Hash Cash: $5

The hustle and bustle of the holidays is upon us. You've probably been abusing your liver for at least the last month. You're beginning to consider your New Year's resolutions, and realizing no matter how much you plan on cutting back, you'll still hash and drink just as much in 2025.  So, cum and get a head start on all of the bad decisions you'll be making next year!

Zia Maria is also a great spot to pre-lube and catch the beginning of 1:00 football games as you wait for the hares to lead you into bad decisions.

RH3 #1158 Boilo Hash

 

Wednesday, December 18 - 5:45 PM

On-On: Mike's Tavern, 135 Exeter St, Reading, PA

Hare: Breaststroker

Hash Cash: $1

The revival of an RH3 favorite!! The Boilo Hash! Join us as we pre-game the Mike's Tavern Boilo Competition the only way we hashers know how to. By laying a trail!  Trail will be off at 5:45 and return to Mike's Tavern in time for the annual boilo competition.  You may want a dry bag, and you probably should bring a head lamp and/or reflective stuff, because darkness. Or don't. Safety third.

RH3 #1157 Santa F*cks The Hash!

 

Saturday, December 14th @ 2:00pm

Hares: No Fucking Brains & Dog Breath

ON-ON: Schlegel Park Pool Parking Lot, 100 E. Wyomissing Blvd, Reading, PA 19611

Hash Cash: $20

Festive holiday attire recommended.

Don’t forget a gayly wrapped gift for a fellow harrier or harriette.

No need for hunting orange.

RH3 #1156 The Jimmy Buffett Hash

 

Sunday, December 1 - 2:00 PM

Hares: Optopussy and Bad Semen

On-On: Canal Street Pub Parking Lot, 535 Canal St, Reading, PA 19602

Hash Cash: $5

Pre-Lube: Penn Street Tavern, 220 Penn St, Reading, PA 19602

'Why Don't We Get Drunk & Screw'

Welcome to 'Margaritaville'! In honor of the late/great Jimmy Buffett, please join the hares in celebrating the life and times of this great artist. Wear a Hawaiian shirt and the hares guarantee you'll get 'laid'. Just watch out for 'Fins' to the left of you and 'Fins' to the right. Remember to save the date, or 'Come Monday' you will have missed it.

RH3 #1155 The Stir-Up Sunday Hash

 

Sunday, November 24 - 2:00 PM

Hare: Any Crack'll Do

On-On: Blue Marsh Italian Restaurant, 5027 Bernville Rd, Bernville, PA

Hash Cash: $5

The holiday season kicks off this Sunday, the last Sunday before advent. Traditionally called Stir-Up Sunday, this British staple is when families gather together to prepare the Christmas Pudding. 

So join your Hash family and let's see just what our hare has in store for us to celebrate!

Also, per the hare, WEAR ORANGE!!!!!!

RH3 #1154 Sesame Street Hash

 

Sunday, November 10 - 2:00 PM

Hares: Sex Toys For Tots & Silence of the Goats

On-On: Klinger's at the Airport Parking Lot, 2385 Bernville Rd, Reading, PA 19605

Pre-lube: Klinger's at the Airport

Hash Cash: $5

Trail: 3-5 miles, mostly pavement (because Big Bird’s knees aren’t what they used to be)

Guess what, rubber duckies? November 10th is Sesame Street’s 55th birthday, and our hares have a Muppet-y mystery for you to solve! Dress up as your favorite character—be it the Count or a Cookie Monster craving hops instead of cookies—and come see if we can find the secret route to Sesame Street (where every mile’s paved in puns, and flour's just code for "beer checkpoints"). So grab your Ernie hat, bring your Elmo laugh, and let’s make Oscar the Grouch proud by turning that trail into a real can-can celebration!