Monday, December 23, 2019

RH3 #1040 on 1/1/2020 NYD Hash


Cum start the New Year off proper with a shitty trail!! Hares Beulah Ballbreaker and Suckie Sucker promise lots and lots of shitty swill to go with the shitty trail... and there's nothing better than an ice cold Hamms to make you "right" after New Years Eve festivities.

When: New Years Day @ 2PM
Where: Somewhere in Reading
Hares: Beulah & Suckie
Hash Cash: $1,000,000

Monday, December 16, 2019

RH3 #1039 The Little White Dickie Hash


Since this will be the first hash after the official start of winter, you'll want to dress warmly... So pull out your little white dickie from wherever you have it stuffed and bring it along. For those of you lacking a little white dicke (Roids and hopefully all of our Bimbos), there weill be a very limited number of white hash dickies available. Those of you looking for a little 'more' in your dickie, a limited number of black ones will be available as well.

The deats:
When: Sunday Dec 22, 2PM
Where: Reading Plaza, 6th & Greenwich (across from Rite Aid)
Dry Bags: yes
Hash Cash $5
Hares: Horn O Plenty, OptoPussy, Bad Semen
Pre: Cafe Waldorf

Thursday, December 12, 2019

RH3 #1038 The Boilo Hash


With getting the year off from haring this one, you'd think I'd had time to come up with a really creative event invite... but I've been sitting at my desk for about 15 minutes trying to come up with a little jingle to a song and incorporating the boilo hash into it and I still don't have shit so fuck it.

Boilo Hash... Mikes Tavern... Wednesday Dec 18 @ 6:15... ExCogi & Not Twat... $5...

Bring shit to change into afterwards and enjoy some Boilo, and definitely feel free to make your own batch to enter into the competition!! If you don't know what Boilo is, google it!!

Monday, December 2, 2019

RH3 #1037 Santa Fucks the Hash


Is everyone ready for a good fuckin from that jolly old fella with a big fluffy beard and red hat? I hope so, cuz Santa is cumming to town and he's gonna give it to RH3 hard!! Get your festive attire out and your livers ready.... oh yeah, and a gayly wrapped gift for one of your fellow hashers (Alcohol is not recommended, but if you're looking for ideas the 222 Porn Shop is a great place to browse). See you there!!

When: December 7th, 2PM
Where: City Park, aside of the tennis courts/shooting range
Hares: NFB & DogBreath
Hash Cash: $20 (virgins aren't free for this one)
Dry Bag: yes
Gayly Wrapped Gift: yes
Festive Attire: yes

Monday, November 18, 2019

RH3 #1036 Lets Rock Gibralter


Another one bites the dust... or maybe we're knocking the dust off that thing?! Just Kelly is losing her hash haring virginity on Sunday with Toh, which means you need to get your rain or snow gear out of the closet because I'm sure the sky will be opening up regardless of what the meteorologists tell us. Don't miss out on this semi recycled trail!! Whoooop whooop!!

When: 11/24/19 @ 2PM
Where: Gibraltar Park Parking Lot
Who: Toh Foo and Just Kelly
Hash Cash: $7
Pre: Liberty Taproom

Monday, November 4, 2019

RH3 #1035 The Type B Hash Part Duex/Dos/Zwei















Get your Type A activity in early cuz we're going for round two/dos/zwei of the Type B Hash... and it's in a new location to throw off our scent as we don't need the attention of the local fuzz again! This time we'll be lumbering around the streets of Adamstown, so watch of for buggies and horseshit. AND... this would be a great hash for new boots, so bring a virgin and you BOTH hash for free!!

When: Sunday November 10th, 2PM
ONON: Bollman Hat Parking Lot Church Street Adamstown 19501
Hares: Hot Lips and BreastStroker
Hash Cash: $5
Pre: Stoudts Black Angus
A-B Trail so bring a dry bag!! More deats to cum!!!!!!



Monday, October 14, 2019

RH3 #1034 The Hash That Doesn't Suck(y)



A trail to celebrate Suckie Sucker's 40th birthday!! The hares claim it will be a hash that doesn't suck as well as that you must have money and ID on trail (which is a good start to the trail not sucking). So don't suck... and be there bitches!!!

RH3 #1034 The Hash That Doesn't Suck(y)
Sunday Oct,20th @ 2PM
Racc Parking Lot (by Penn Street Bridge)
Hares: Choo Choo & Beulah
Pre: Barley Mow
Trail A to B, Dry Bag a Must
Money and ID for trail