RH3 #1150 Optopussy's 50th!!

 

Saturday, September 21 - 2:00pm

HashRego Link

The reign of the bimbo of Reading H3 is coming to an end! For 50 trails, Optopussy has led this merry band of misfits through the shiggy and streets of the Reading area, and now it's time to celebrate our Grand Fine'Ass with a celebration for her 50th and final trail as GM!

Trail will begin at 2:00pm at 2396 Lancaster Pike in Shillington. Following trail, an on-after celebration will be held at Fawn Hill Hop Yard. In addition, the following day (9/22) is the 40th Analversary of the Reading H3 kennel. A fat boy trail is being planned to celebrate the event.

Rego cost is $35. This includes trail, swag, and food and beer at the On After. Dinner is being catered by Mission BBQ and beer and seltzers/ciders will be provided.

IMPORTANT: Rego is necessary to confirm our numbers for catering!! If you have not completed Rego, you are not counted for dinner!

Out of towners: There is a hotel just down the street from both the start and on-after. Please consider this option for a safe night after the festivities, or if you also plan on joining us for the Analversary Trail.

RH3 #1148.69 Float Hash

 

Sunday, August 11 - 11:00 AM

On-On: Brentwood Trailhead  (40.31428° N, 75.92424° W) 

Hash Cash $5. 

Standard float protocol. Cougar will collect floats and river beers and deliver to float launch point. Please remember there will be a trail!!! Don’t come to on on in flip flops and a bikini unless you plan to run in that to the float start! We’re looking at you, Mammarellas…

RH3 #1148 Tripple Cripple Hash

 

Monday, July 29th - 6:15pm

On-On: 502 Wilson Place, Shillington (Back of Governor Mifflin High School)

Hares: Casting Couch, Hot For Teacher and Delicious Head

Hash Cash: $5

We all know that getting older can be a bitch, so come and join the three of our hashers who are usually injured for the Triple Cripple Hash. Casting Couch, Delicious Head, and Hot for Teacher will guide you on a shiggilicious tour of Shillington to show you all of the spots they run to get injured so very often. Bring your crutches, slings, and braces of all kind and join us for hash number 1148. They can’t wait to see all you fuckers!

RH3 #1147 The Shed Hash

 

Monday, July 15th - 6:15pm

On-On: Behind Gallen Insurance, 2237 Lancaster Pike, Shillington, PA

Hares: Dumb and Dumber & Just Ben

Hash Cash: $5

A-B Trail

Dry Bags: Always

Join us for The Shed Hash brought to you by Dumb and Dumber & Just Ben. Cum out, drink beer, and see what random trivia is on the Gallen Insurance marquee. 

RH3 #1146 4th of July Hash

 

On-On: 5:38 AM. Former Captain’s Cove back parking lot at 2619 Hill Rd, Reading 

(Park in the Parking Lots BEHIND the old Captains Cove / Mountain Springs and NOT at the restaurant itself)

(40.3450595, -75.8846404)

Hash Cash: $20

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It's that time of the year... when you get the opportunity to drink more before 7AM than most will drink all day. For Reading HHH, that can only mean one thing, the ANNUAL 4th of JULY HASH! An event too stupid to die, brought to you by our old and grizzled team of July 4th 

From The Hares: Sunrise is 5:38 AM. Not 5:39. not 5:37. Be prompt so you can still catch the waning crescent moon. If you miss the moon, ask a hare and you can get your own full moon .. or harvest moon. 

On-On at Captains Cove back lot (just like last year). hash cash is $20. 

As always… your comfort is our primary concern.

RH3#1145 Sexy At Seventy Hash

 

Monday, June 24, 2024 - 6:15pm

Brought to you by the same 3 old guys that brought you the Medicare Hash and the Summer of 69 Hash. 

On-On: at the Muhlenberg Rail Trail Trailhead off Mt. Laurel Rd in Temple. That trailhead is a block from the old Temple Hotel (now a Mexican restaurant) (40.41124551275665, -75.91799497609998)

Hares: Swampthing, Stupid Brother and Bad Semen.

Hash cash: $5 

Be there or be square.

RH3 #1144 Welcum to Plowville Hash

 Monday, June 10, 2024

On-On: 720 Edwards Rd, Narvon, PA 17555

Hare: Took My Mom To Plowville

Hash Cash: $5

Chances are that your Mom has already been there, but Took My Mom To Plowville is ready to welcum us to that magical place. It’s time for his virgin lay, and, much like your Mom, his virgin lay is in Plowville. (Appropriate, right?). And because of her virgin status, your Mom can hash for free too! But just remember, everyone cums in Plowville!