Tuesday, June 1, 2021

#1065: Quit Your Bitching Hash

 




Monday, June 14 at 6:15 PM
Hare: Cougar Bait
Hash cash: $5
ON ON 508 E Lancaster Ave. Shillington, PA 19607
Park behind Family Dollar next to the DMV testing lot.

#1064: Too much of a good thing! Hash

 



Sunday, June 6 at 2 PM

Come join RH3 for our fourth hash in three weeks proving that yes, there’s no such thing as too much of a good thing!!!
Hare: Cougar Bait
Hash cash: $5
On-on: somewhere on Brownsville Road, detailed map to follow. Also shiggy socks and trail shoes are suggested.... I rarely trust a hare but this sounds like a logical suggestion.

Sunday, May 23, 2021

#1063: Kegs & Eggs






Saturday, May 29

Time for the annual Memorial Day weekend Kegs and Eggs trail. Hares are Any Crack’ll Do and Foot Fairy. As tradition holds, the start will be where we ended last kegs and eggs. So on on is Beer Wall in West Reading. Pack is out at 10am. Details about pre-lubing to come. Trail is A to B. Hash cash TBD.

#1062: Not your grandma hash!

 






Not My Grandma! Hash
Over the river and through the woods,
Just Brandon is haring a hash;
He’s not sure the way since he’s really gay,
So Choo Choo and Suckie are haring too, PHEW!
Over the river and thru the woods,
$2 for the hash cash!
Bring the money off the dresser for food and beer (yessir),
Unless you wanna eat Just Brandon's ass!
Over the river and thru the woods,
The gays do everything best;
Bring dry bag in toe- or don’t (but do though),
Wear Rainbows for a little zest!
Over the river and thru the woods,
Trot fast to B from A!
On-On at 2:00 in the church (parking lot not pew)
For May 23 is Hashing Day!
On-On: Mohns Hill Church Upper Lot (708 Mohns Hill Rd, Reading, PA 19608)
Day and Time: May 23 at 2p
Hash Cash: $2
Hares: Just Brandon, Suckie, Choo Choo
Extracurriculars: Stuff your pockets with the money off the dresser for food and beer at the apres
Dress to impress. Surprise for the best dressed!

Saturday, May 1, 2021

#1960: The Stupid Bad Birthday Hash

 




Surprise!!! We're squeezing in a Hash prior to the Red Dress, mainly b/c we aren't sure if these guys will make their 68th birthday so let's celebrate a Stupid Bad Birthday!! 

From the Hares, Stupid Brother and Bad Semen: 
Start time is 6:07pm, we don't care if you get there earlier or later, but the pack WILL be off at 6:07. Why? Because we both turn 67 in May, plus it gets dark early. On-on: behind Gallen Insurance in Shillington. Hash Cash is $5, bring dry bags. Pre-lube at Paolo's.

Sunday, April 18, 2021

#1061: Red Dress

 


Saturday, May 15 at 2 PM

Details to cum. Hares Breast Stroker, Hot Lips, and Swamp.

On On: Victor Emmanuel's Pavilion - 311 Hazel Street Reading, PA 19611

#1059: I Want to Talk to a Manager

 





 Sunday, April 18 at 2 PM

Price: $5

Don't be a Karen, just come out run trail and have fun. No complaints will be listened to...  

Park behind Orange theory. Hash Cash $5.  
Hares: Horn of Plenty, Optopussy, Black Cocks Matter 


On On:2791 Papermill Rd, Reading, PA