#1062: Not your grandma hash!

 

Not My Grandma! Hash

Over the river and through the woods,
Just Brandon is haring a hash;
He’s not sure the way since he’s really gay,
So Choo Choo and Suckie are haring too, PHEW!

Over the river and thru the woods,
$2 for the hash cash!
Bring the money off the dresser for food and beer (yessir),
Unless you wanna eat Just Brandon's ass!

Over the river and thru the woods,
The gays do everything best;
Bring dry bag in toe- or don’t (but do though),
Wear Rainbows for a little zest!

Over the river and thru the woods,
Trot fast to B from A!
On-On at 2:00 in the church (parking lot not pew)
For May 23 is Hashing Day!

On-On: Mohns Hill Church Upper Lot (708 Mohns Hill Rd, Reading, PA 19608)
Day and Time: May 23 at 2p
Hash Cash: $2
Hares: Just Brandon, Suckie, Choo Choo
Extracurriculars: Stuff your pockets with the money off the dresser for food and beer at the apres

Dress to impress. Surprise for the best dressed!

#1960: The Stupid Bad Birthday Hash

 

Surprise!!! We're squeezing in a Hash prior to the Red Dress, mainly b/c we aren't sure if these guys will make their 68th birthday so let's celebrate a Stupid Bad Birthday!! 

From the Hares, Stupid Brother and Bad Semen: 
Start time is 6:07pm, we don't care if you get there earlier or later, but the pack WILL be off at 6:07. Why? Because we both turn 67 in May, plus it gets dark early. On-on: behind Gallen Insurance in Shillington. Hash Cash is $5, bring dry bags. Pre-lube at Paolo's.

#1061: Red Dress

 

Saturday, May 15 at 2 PM

Details to cum. Hares Breast Stroker, Hot Lips, and Swamp.

On On: Victor Emmanuel's Pavilion - 311 Hazel Street Reading, PA 19611

#1059: I Want to Talk to a Manager

 

 Sunday, April 18 at 2 PM

Price: $5

Don't be a Karen, just come out run trail and have fun. No complaints will be listened to...  

Park behind Orange theory. Hash Cash $5.  
Hares: Horn of Plenty, Optopussy, Black Cocks Matter 

On On:2791 Papermill Rd, Reading, PA 

RH3#1058 resERECTion Monday

Monday, April 5 at 6 PM

Price: $5

Jesus is resErected…...Bar seating is resErected…..so Shall the Monday Hash!

It’s that time of year Bitchs, time for a “Proper” Monday hash. I personally love a Monday trail. 

Where: Parking Lot Behind Brunos / Boscovs!
(You will get it when you google the address)
Dry Bag: I don't give a fuck what you do. Bring a sweatshirt for apre.

No INDOOR required....but an on after will be a strong possibility post Apres'

RH3 #1057 The Old Fashioned Hash Part Deux

Sunday, March 28 at 2 PM EST

Price: $5

I’m sure you’ve all been resting your livers since we last hashed. Time to wake them up with Cougar and Toh Foo! 

3/28 @ 2:00
On On..470 Rugby Rd, Reading 

Dry bag highly recommended. Outdoor Apres. 

RH3 #1057 Elf Hash-POSTPONED!!

 

Antietam Lake

Saturday, December 12, 2020 at 12 PM EST

Price: Free

EVENT POSTPONED UNTIL SANTA CAN SIT DOWN AND DINE IN!!

Since Santa is not allowed to enter the glorious state of PA without a two week quarantine (and who the hell wants to stay here for more than two weeks!?!) we’ll have to spend this Christmas with just his elves, Swamp and NFB. The Elf hash will be December 12th at 12:00 . OnOn will be at the Antietam lake Seidel Rd Trail head. Bring a gift you get a gift for another hasher. Hash Cash is $20.00 per person. Word is that the apres is indoors (we didn’t say they were smart elves). So please, if you’re feeling sick or have high chance of recent exposure... stay home!!