RH3 #999 The Bookends Hash

This year, our Anniversary Hash is being incorporated into the 34DD Campout, an event recognizing not only the 34th year of our kennel's existence, but our 1000th trail and my 50th and final trail as GM. But being the traditionalists we are...it just didn't seem right not to hash at the place where it all began for RH3. So the hares that graciously laid my first trail agreed to hare a "bookends hash" the night before my reign ends, at that oh so sacred spot...Reading Blvd. and Plymouth Place.

Hares: Sucky Sucker, Choo Choo and Horn of Plenty (SuChoHo)

On On: Fri. 9/21, 6:00, Reading Blvd. & Plymouth Place

Hash Cash: $7

Prelube: Barley Mow

Word has it that our Founding Father may stop by and impart a few words of wisdom.

RH3 #998 The Family Hash

Back by popular demand.....The Family Hash!!

Hares: Foot Fairly, Fudgepacker and ToeFU will whisk your little ones away on a whimsical scamper through the woodlands of Mt. Penn.

On On: Egelman Park, 2167ish Hill Rd, 9/9, "Juicebox" Prelube 1:00, Circle 2:00.

Hash Cash: $5/family....plus a covered dish.

As always, songs and such will be age-appropriate. After trail, stick around for burgers, etc. Adult beverages will, of course, be available...

RH3 #997 Lucifer On Wheels

Our last BASH (bike hash) was such a rousing success, we decided to have another!! Only this time, our host will be Beelzebub himself...

Demonic servants: Ducky, Partial Erection and Shrinkage

On On: Breneman Park, 2914 Reedy Rd., 8/27, 6:15

Prelube: Tavern on Penn

Hash Cash: $6.66 + your soul  

Mephistopheles commands you to wear a helmet ......

RH3 #996 Jorts for Djibouti

So, where is Djibouti and do they really wear jorts there?? Inquiring minds want to...oh look, they have beer!!
Join hares Optopussy, Hot for Teacher and Inuendo (not a bad ass among em') for this denim inspired romp about West Reading..or thereabouts...
On On: 305 N. Park Rd, Wyomissing (Park in the VF lot waaaay in the back), 8/19, 2:00
Prelube: Barley Mow
Hash Cash: $7
We expect your Jorts (jean shorts) to ALMOST cover your Djibouti. Let's get cheeky, RH3!!!

RH3 #995 The Totally Legal Hash

The kennel's legal counsel has decided to treat us all to a trail. 

On On: On the advice of our attorney, I can now confirm it’s the lot behind Big Lots, 5th St Highway (40°23'01.0"N 75°55'30.5"W for you techno nerds), 8/6, 6:15

Prelube: Shirley’s Tequila Bar

Hash Cash: $6

I rest my case...

RH3 #994 Float Hash (FLASH)

Hares Crack, Cougar and Breaststroaker have once again cum up with a trail that’ll get you nice and wet.

On On: 321 N. Furnace St. Birdsboro (back lot), 7/22, 11:30

Prelube: Island Pizza, 10:30

Hash Cash: $5 covers Circle beer and apres food. Bring cash for apres beverages.

Also bring a flotation device unless you’re a great swimmer. Hares will transport it to the put in point on the river.

RH3 #993 The Bash

It's back again...the Bash!! Hares NFB and Foot Fairy promise a "mostly urban" route, suitable for mountain, hybrid or cross bikes.
On On: Canal Street Pub, 7/9, 6:00
Hash Cash: $1, but bring money for later because beers are on you.
Pre-Lube: Oh, just drink there...
There will be a 100' restraining order between my vehicle and Teen Beat!!