READING HASH #853 - 'The (Naughty) Toy Exchange & Meat Swap'

Have you been looking to upgrade your rabbit to a 12' strap on or your fleshlight to a life size mold of Riley Reid's labia? Well this is the hash for you!

That's right....a proper Hash Day & Time at a not so proper ON ON Location.  Bring your slightly used, tongue sanitized and/or new toys if you want to participate in the exchange - participation is not required, but it would be a Hell of a Lot of Fun!  Cum one cum all - bring a dry bag, some moist towelettes and $7.00.

Your Hare - Big Scroat

 Where - Excitement Video, 2396 Lancaster Pike, Reading, PA 19607 When  - August 18th at 6pm
Hash Cash - $7.00
Just be there!

Reading Hash #852: The William Bird Balls Deep Hard as Steel Hash

Sunday August 3rd at 2PM

Two hares that grew up in Birdsboro - Foot Fairy & Comes When She Please

Bring a dry bag

Exact ONON info and hash cash TBA

Happy Independence Day Wankers!! HASH THIS MORNING

One of the greatest spectacles of the year - the July 4th Independence

Day Sunrise Hash is here 

Today, July 4th at the William Penn Fire Tower. If you dont

know where that is then just drive to Reading and look up

The thing on the right that looks like a pagoda is The Pagoda

One mile down Skyline Drive is the fire tower. Pull in

and look for the mob of lunatics eating donuts, drinking beer and mooning

the fags. 

Pack off at 5:39AM. Sharp. 

Everyone pays hash cash including virgins and its

not cheap - $25 

But well worth it and you get a trinket as a memory

of this glorious day

FREEDOM!!

Two Great Hashes UpCumming

Let's hope that the trail is better than the hares' d'rections.

Use 1799 MOUNTAINTOP Rd in your GPS then follow the info written under HASH SCHEDULE. Ganter Lane doesn't exist in GPS mapping land

 

 

First, Reading Trail #849 on Sunday June 22nd. Hared by Optopussy & JustJay. Details TBA so check back on the HASH SCHEDULE tab

 

then

 

One of the biggest & worst events of the year.

The Independence Day Sunrise Hash

 

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July 4th with hares off PROMPTLY at sunrise - 0539AM.  Cum join this gala which includes cream-filled donuts, fireworks, the playing of patriotic music from the original recording made 30 yrs ago and if we get lucky enough to find a passed out peter puffer - the Mooning O The Fags.

 

Assemble at 5AM and bring your own beer because the hares are too cheap to provide the swill prior to the ONON

 

In spite of newly added video surveillance and police harrassment a few years ago this great tradition continues.  YOU need to be a part of this.

 

Location: high atop Mt Penn at the far tar

 

And, you will be drunk, I mean, done - in plenty of time to make Lehigh Valley's Red Dress Hash at 2PM