RH3 #1158 Boilo Hash

 

Wednesday, December 18 - 5:45 PM

On-On: Mike's Tavern, 135 Exeter St, Reading, PA

Hare: Breaststroker

Hash Cash: $1

The revival of an RH3 favorite!! The Boilo Hash! Join us as we pre-game the Mike's Tavern Boilo Competition the only way we hashers know how to. By laying a trail!  Trail will be off at 5:45 and return to Mike's Tavern in time for the annual boilo competition.  You may want a dry bag, and you probably should bring a head lamp and/or reflective stuff, because darkness. Or don't. Safety third.

RH3 #1157 Santa F*cks The Hash!

 

Saturday, December 14th @ 2:00pm

Hares: No Fucking Brains & Dog Breath

ON-ON: Schlegel Park Pool Parking Lot, 100 E. Wyomissing Blvd, Reading, PA 19611

Hash Cash: $20

Festive holiday attire recommended.

Don’t forget a gayly wrapped gift for a fellow harrier or harriette.

No need for hunting orange.

RH3 #1156 The Jimmy Buffett Hash

 

Sunday, December 1 - 2:00 PM

Hares: Optopussy and Bad Semen

On-On: Canal Street Pub Parking Lot, 535 Canal St, Reading, PA 19602

Hash Cash: $5

Pre-Lube: Penn Street Tavern, 220 Penn St, Reading, PA 19602

'Why Don't We Get Drunk & Screw'

Welcome to 'Margaritaville'! In honor of the late/great Jimmy Buffett, please join the hares in celebrating the life and times of this great artist. Wear a Hawaiian shirt and the hares guarantee you'll get 'laid'. Just watch out for 'Fins' to the left of you and 'Fins' to the right. Remember to save the date, or 'Come Monday' you will have missed it.

RH3 #1155 The Stir-Up Sunday Hash

 

Sunday, November 24 - 2:00 PM

Hare: Any Crack'll Do

On-On: Blue Marsh Italian Restaurant, 5027 Bernville Rd, Bernville, PA

Hash Cash: $5

The holiday season kicks off this Sunday, the last Sunday before advent. Traditionally called Stir-Up Sunday, this British staple is when families gather together to prepare the Christmas Pudding. 

So join your Hash family and let's see just what our hare has in store for us to celebrate!

Also, per the hare, WEAR ORANGE!!!!!!

RH3 #1154 Sesame Street Hash

 

Sunday, November 10 - 2:00 PM

Hares: Sex Toys For Tots & Silence of the Goats

On-On: Klinger's at the Airport Parking Lot, 2385 Bernville Rd, Reading, PA 19605

Pre-lube: Klinger's at the Airport

Hash Cash: $5

Trail: 3-5 miles, mostly pavement (because Big Bird’s knees aren’t what they used to be)

Guess what, rubber duckies? November 10th is Sesame Street’s 55th birthday, and our hares have a Muppet-y mystery for you to solve! Dress up as your favorite character—be it the Count or a Cookie Monster craving hops instead of cookies—and come see if we can find the secret route to Sesame Street (where every mile’s paved in puns, and flour's just code for "beer checkpoints"). So grab your Ernie hat, bring your Elmo laugh, and let’s make Oscar the Grouch proud by turning that trail into a real can-can celebration!

RH3 #1153 Hashy Halloween

 

Sunday, October 27 - 2:00 PM

Hares: Just Jeremy & Pretty When I’m Drunk

On-On: Hopewell Big Woods Trail Lot, 165 Center Rd, Douglassville, PA 19518

Hash Cash: $5

Join Just Jeremy and Pretty When I’m Drunk when they scare up some Halloween frights for all the halfminds! 

RH3 #1152 Suburban Sunset Sh!tshow Hash

 

Monday, October 14 - 6:15pm

On-On: Conrad Weiser East Elementary School, 200 Lincoln Dr, Wernersville, PA

Hares: Breast Stroaker and Peeter On A Skeeter

Hash Cash: $5

Halfminds trudging through the suburbs, yelling and screaming, at dusk? What could possibly go wrong?

Daylight is getting shorter by the day and the cold winter is on its way. Join your hares Breast Stroaker and Peeter On A Skeeter as we have one final Monday Night trail in the lovely hamlet of Wernersville. You never know what to expect when we set out looking for beer in the Western Berks suburbs!

You may or may not want to bring a head lamp, as sunset will definitely occur while on trail. Totally your option.  It is the suburbs, so there theoretically should be street lights. 

RH3 AGM #23

 

Another 50 (or so) Hashes have passed, and It's time to once again fill the throne... 

Vote early and vote often!

Join us as we assemble in our hash finest, get drunk, tell stories, give awards, drink some more, tell more stories and ERECT the new mismanagement!

This is a HASH FORMAL event!

Location: Pagoda City Brewing, 101 N. Carroll St, Reading

Hash Cash: $10 for Food (Drinks are on you!)

Hash Gentleman: Kilts or Boxers w/ Nice Shirt

Harriets: Hash Minimal! The less the better!

Don't forget the AGM Auction. Old hab, sex toys you don't want, stuff other hashers left on trail.  Auction anything you want! Items, Actions, Services! Bring items to auction and bring cash to bid!

We will need a head count for food, so please actually RSVP if you are planning on attending

RH3 #1151 40th Analversary Hash

 

Sunday, September 22, 2024 - 11:00 AM

Where: Corner of Reading Blvd and Plymouth Place, Wyomissing (There's two corners, so look for the one where the hashers are. That's probably the correct one)

Hares: Bad Semen & Dogbreath

Hash Cash: $5

40 Years of Debauchery in Reading have to be celebrated, and the only place to do it right is where it all began...

After boozing it up the night before at Optopussy's 50th Trail celebration, cum lose the hangover by raising hell in Wyomissing. The landscape has certainly changed in this area of town in 40 years, but one thing hasn't...The location!

On-On to the Next 40 Years!

RH3 #1149.69 Bookend Bike Hash

 

One last ride before Opto’s 50th!

Hares: Foot Fairy and Shmamazon Prime

On-On: Antietam Pool, 905 Byram St, Reading, PA

Hash Cash: $5

Bring a light. Also, a bike would be a good idea too.

RH3 #1149 "What goes up, must cum down" Hash

 

Monday, August 26, 2024 - 6:15pm

Hares: Cougarbait & Just Karla

On-On: 809 Hill Rd, Wernersville

Hash Cash: $5

RH3 #1150 Optopussy's 50th!!

 

Saturday, September 21 - 2:00pm

HashRego Link

The reign of the bimbo of Reading H3 is coming to an end! For 50 trails, Optopussy has led this merry band of misfits through the shiggy and streets of the Reading area, and now it's time to celebrate our Grand Fine'Ass with a celebration for her 50th and final trail as GM!

Trail will begin at 2:00pm at 2396 Lancaster Pike in Shillington. Following trail, an on-after celebration will be held at Fawn Hill Hop Yard. In addition, the following day (9/22) is the 40th Analversary of the Reading H3 kennel. A fat boy trail is being planned to celebrate the event.

Rego cost is $35. This includes trail, swag, and food and beer at the On After. Dinner is being catered by Mission BBQ and beer and seltzers/ciders will be provided.

IMPORTANT: Rego is necessary to confirm our numbers for catering!! If you have not completed Rego, you are not counted for dinner!

Out of towners: There is a hotel just down the street from both the start and on-after. Please consider this option for a safe night after the festivities, or if you also plan on joining us for the Analversary Trail.

RH3 #1148.69 Float Hash

 

Sunday, August 11 - 11:00 AM

On-On: Brentwood Trailhead  (40.31428° N, 75.92424° W) 

Hash Cash $5. 

Standard float protocol. Cougar will collect floats and river beers and deliver to float launch point. Please remember there will be a trail!!! Don’t come to on on in flip flops and a bikini unless you plan to run in that to the float start! We’re looking at you, Mammarellas…

RH3 #1148 Tripple Cripple Hash

 

Monday, July 29th - 6:15pm

On-On: 502 Wilson Place, Shillington (Back of Governor Mifflin High School)

Hares: Casting Couch, Hot For Teacher and Delicious Head

Hash Cash: $5

We all know that getting older can be a bitch, so come and join the three of our hashers who are usually injured for the Triple Cripple Hash. Casting Couch, Delicious Head, and Hot for Teacher will guide you on a shiggilicious tour of Shillington to show you all of the spots they run to get injured so very often. Bring your crutches, slings, and braces of all kind and join us for hash number 1148. They can’t wait to see all you fuckers!

RH3 #1147 The Shed Hash

 

Monday, July 15th - 6:15pm

On-On: Behind Gallen Insurance, 2237 Lancaster Pike, Shillington, PA

Hares: Dumb and Dumber & Just Ben

Hash Cash: $5

A-B Trail

Dry Bags: Always

Join us for The Shed Hash brought to you by Dumb and Dumber & Just Ben. Cum out, drink beer, and see what random trivia is on the Gallen Insurance marquee. 

RH3 #1146 4th of July Hash

 

On-On: 5:38 AM. Former Captain’s Cove back parking lot at 2619 Hill Rd, Reading 

(Park in the Parking Lots BEHIND the old Captains Cove / Mountain Springs and NOT at the restaurant itself)

(40.3450595, -75.8846404)

Hash Cash: $20

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It's that time of the year... when you get the opportunity to drink more before 7AM than most will drink all day. For Reading HHH, that can only mean one thing, the ANNUAL 4th of JULY HASH! An event too stupid to die, brought to you by our old and grizzled team of July 4th 

From The Hares: Sunrise is 5:38 AM. Not 5:39. not 5:37. Be prompt so you can still catch the waning crescent moon. If you miss the moon, ask a hare and you can get your own full moon .. or harvest moon. 

On-On at Captains Cove back lot (just like last year). hash cash is $20. 

As always… your comfort is our primary concern.

RH3#1145 Sexy At Seventy Hash

 

Monday, June 24, 2024 - 6:15pm

Brought to you by the same 3 old guys that brought you the Medicare Hash and the Summer of 69 Hash. 

On-On: at the Muhlenberg Rail Trail Trailhead off Mt. Laurel Rd in Temple. That trailhead is a block from the old Temple Hotel (now a Mexican restaurant) (40.41124551275665, -75.91799497609998)

Hares: Swampthing, Stupid Brother and Bad Semen.

Hash cash: $5 

Be there or be square.

RH3 #1144 Welcum to Plowville Hash

 Monday, June 10, 2024

On-On: 720 Edwards Rd, Narvon, PA 17555

Hare: Took My Mom To Plowville

Hash Cash: $5

Chances are that your Mom has already been there, but Took My Mom To Plowville is ready to welcum us to that magical place. It’s time for his virgin lay, and, much like your Mom, his virgin lay is in Plowville. (Appropriate, right?). And because of her virgin status, your Mom can hash for free too! But just remember, everyone cums in Plowville!

RH3 #1143 Balls To The Wall

 

Monday, May 20, 2024

6:15 PM

On-On: Brentwood Trailhead (40.31428° N, 75.92424° W)

Hares: More Balls Than Brains & Dances With Whores

Hash Cash: $6

Join More Balls than Brains along with Dances with Whores Monday 5/20/24 for ‘Balls’ first hare event - Balls to the Wall RH3#1143. There will be balls involved including ‘ball bucks’ for all our finishers (got to be there to get them!).

RH3 #1142 Red Dress Hash

 

Saturday, May 11, 2024

2:00 PM

On-On: 434 Franklin St, West Reading 

West Reading Fire Company Social Quarters - Back Alley Entrance

Hares: Breaststroaker, Hot Lips and Swamp

Hash Cash: $20

Breast, Hot Lips and Swampy are giving us a reason to scour Goodwill and update your wardrobe with another Red Dress!! 

Circle at 2. Be there around 1:30 to register and we will walk down to parking lot where we have circled in the past

Hash cash $20- raising money for Veterans Making a difference to serve a meal to vets at their center in basement of Hope rescue mission. There will also be an auction after trail so bring extra cash to bid on fun things! 

RH3# 1141 Never Forget Your Wingman Hash

 

Join hares Dry Dolly and Down in Front for a Monday night trail. Bring your aviators, Top Gun knowledge and perhaps a puke bag… 

Monday, April 22 - 6:15pm

Hares: Dry Dolly and Down In Front

On-On: 100 Cleveland Avenue, Reading, PA 19605

Hash Cash: $6 

RH3 #1140 Total Eclipse Of The Hash

 

What do a solar eclipse, a hash and Skeeter’s birthday all have in common? All are better with a total blackout. Join us for the first Monday Night hash of the summer and see if you can drink enough Hamm’s to fix the vision you impaired by staring at the sun. 

Disclaimer -- Optopussy strongly advises against looking directly at the eclipse, but is totally all in on blacking out.

Monday, April 8 - 6:15 PM

Hares: Optopussy and Peeter On A Skeeter

On-On: Ken Grill Pool, 730 High Blvd, Kenhorst

Hash Cash: $5

Dry Bag: Probably

RH3 #1139 Good Stuff Cheap Hash

 

Sunday, March 17th - 2:00PM

Hare: Dances with Whores

On-on: Ollie’s Bargain Outlet 
2251 Lancaster Pike, Reading, PA 19607

Hash Cash: $7

RH3 #1138 Leap Day Short Straw Hash

 

There are so many ways you could spend the extra day we get in 2024… you could spend the day doing coke and having sex, you could spend all day breaking champagne bottles on a mega yacht, you could even try to spend the extra day flying around the world in reverse and making it an extra two days. But realistically you’re much more likely to spend it with us at Sly Fox for a short straw hash! If you don’t know what a short straw hash is, show up at sly Fox at 6:15 and Foot and Opto will explain it. When have we ever steered hashers wrong?

Thursday, February 29th - 6:15pm

On-On: Sly Fox (820 Knitting Mills Way, Wyomissing)

“Hares":  Foot Fairy and Opto-pussy. 

RH3 #1137 The Old Fashion Hash

 

Once in a while we try to be sophisticated and instead of slugging Hamm’s, we slug Old Fashions. Well three times we’ve tried this. So cum to the 4th time of Cougar Bait and Toe-fu getting all fancy and shit. Word is there will still be Hamms too.

 

Sunday, February 25th - 2:00pm

On-on: Rustic Park (1314 Haycreek Rd, Birdsboro)

Hares: ToeFU and Cougar Bait

 

Hash cash: $5

RH3 #1136 10th Anal Groundhog's Day Hash

Sunday, February 11, 2024 - 2:00pm

Copied from year one.............since its 10th anal

On this day in 1887 was the first gathering at Gobbler’s Knob in Punxsatawney PA to wait to see if a Groundhog was going to see his fucking shadow!??!!…..I am sure it was just a reason to get together and drink. But seriously, if the anniversary of an event that occurred at Gobbler’s Knob isn’t hash-worthy, I don’t know what is. Cum join us to celebrate the groundhog, one hell of a funny movie, and yes a reason to drink and act a fool!

Your Hares - Foot Fairy & Horn O' Plenty

Where - 40.358313, -75.874252 - Or the Lot at Antietam lake on Angora Rd. If that lot fills we will will figure it out.

Hash Cash - $5

Trail - A to ................................

Time: 2PM

FOR SALE – Some Hash Apparel will be for sale…Arm Warmers to be exact. $15 for those interested, they will be embroidered with “Reading HHH Groundhogs Day 2014” (This years will say 2024....obviously)

Also, as always your comfort is our primary concern be sure to pack a dry bag with plenty of WARM/DRY clothes!!!!

RH3 #1135 The Hervé Villechaize Hash

 

Sunday Sunday Sunday!! Cum join us to sweat out that beer, booze or meat, and to see one of our favorite out of towners, back just for the weekend!!

When: Sunday, January 21 - 2:00pm

On-On: SRT Angstadt Lane Trailhead, Angstadt Lane, Birdsboro, PA

Hares: Any Crack'll Do & One Knee Wonder

Hash Cash: $5

RH3 #1134 🥂Champagne 🥂 Problems Hash

 

A celebration is in order! ExCoGi is about to celebrate a big milestone, and she wants to let the hash push her over the hill to 40 on her big day! Cum celebrate with us, drink some champagne and make sure it’s a birthday she won’t forget!

When: Sunday, January 14 - 2:00pm

On-On: Conrad Weiser East Elementary, 200 Lincoln Dr, Wernersville

Hares: ExCoGi, Pretty When I’m Drunk, Peeter On A Skeeter

Hash Cash: $5

Dry bag: Always

Pre-lube: Paradise By The Slice

We will pre-lube at the Slice, since our starting location isn’t pre-lube friendly.

Birthday apres to follow!!