Following our Analversary we have Hash #924
“From Hare To Eternity”! This witty entitlement is brought to you by Toe FU
& Sucks It In!
Any time Toe Fu hares a trail three things are
for sure. For 1..there is 100% chance mother nature will F&#K him. Two...we will
get 300 anal instructions on where to park, circle, stand, drink, how to act
and who not make to mad. And 3...There is a very good possibly that literally no
trail will be found anywhere!
He sent me a picture to use from the 1950’s
movie he twisted the title from, but it just was not a FF picture so I picked
my own! (Sorry FU) you post plenty anyway! This movie does have many hash like
qualities…..disobeying the rules, a bugler, semen, singing, asians,
explosions….. you get the point!
The Anal Bits…
HASH DATE: 10/1/2016 2PEEE m
HARES: Sucks It In & Toe FU
HOST TOWN: Hamburg, the home of the King Frost,
Hemburgerrfest, Toe Fu, Jack Rowe and and big Rocks and Dam’s to get drunk and
fling yourself off of.
PRELUBE: Jake’s Place, this place has more rules
then the Neuengamme Concentration Camp.
(3557 Old U.S. 22, Hamburg PA 19526)
PARKING: Across the street at the School Lot.
Apparently Jake had enough of us at Get you Tip out of my Clam!
ONON: 2PM Behind Jake's..at 50 paces, as to not
disturb the “real” patrons.
(3557 Old U.S. 22, Hamburg PA 19526)
HASH: CASH: $7
DRY BAGS: FU is blabbeling about some Blue Marsh Creek and the Schuylkill so yes!
Oh yeah, and according to Toe FU rule # 300 Jake would also like us not to have an alcohol in public near his establishment haha!
See you in Hamburg Bitches this should be a good one!! ONON FF
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