RH3 #1027 30 Year Analversary of RH3s 150th Trail

The trail name pretty much says it all, but let's sit back and think about it for a second... 30 years and 877 trails ago. That's back when they used to send hash invites in the mail... a couple of our hashers may have still been shitting their diapers... I was 7 years old... NFB was 5'3" ... Foot was trying to lose his virginity. Anyways, here's the low down ya fucks.

When: Monday August 5th 2 6:15 SHARP
Where: Behind Stoudt's Brewery (park behind the clock tower)
Hare: Bad Semen
Hash Cash: $5
Pre: Figure it out dummies

RH# #1026 The Hump Hash

There's nobody more excited then Teacher about this one!! The Hump Hash marks the beginning of my demise as the RH3 GrandMaster... before you know it, one of you wanks will be passed the crown and I'll have nothing to look forward to besides "When one GM drinks, ALL GMs DRINK!!" Anyways, here's the low down biotches...

When: July 29 @ 6:15 PM
Where: Schlegel Park
Who: Any Crack'll Do
Why: Why not?
Hash Cash: $5
Prelube: Troopers

RH3 # 1025 FLOAT!

Back by popular demand, the FLOAT!! Join your fellow hashers for magnificant scenic views of the mighty Schuylkill RIver. Trail will be starting this year from Jim Dietrich Park. Bring your kayak, river tube, or alvarado of choice along with your own swill to drink on the river. Cougar will have his trailer so we'll load it up and get it to where you'll need it.

When: Sunday July 14th @ 11am
Where: Jim Dietrich Park
Hares: Breast, Cougar, Pooper, Crack
Hash Cash: $4